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Thinking of making a fake Tinder to scam people out of money. Where can I get a reliable fake number for free?

Anyone else have any experience catfishing? how did you start? why? I'm curious
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>>35905063
Honestly investing in yourself through school or trade earns way more money than scamming.
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>>35905090
i'm about to graduate, then I'll get a real job. For now, I just need some money on the side. I'm pretty much broke
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Bump
I just think it's fun 2bh, money is irrelevant

is he, dare i say, /ourguy/ ?

originally
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>>35905050
>is he, dare i say, /ourguy/ ?
No, pic related is /ourguy/
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>>35905050
>South Park
Come back when you turn 18, my dude
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>>35905050
Eric had/s a gf

>>35905121
And butters was a literal pimp.

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Would you drink out of this cuppa?
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>>35905043
I think I'd rather drink straight from the source..
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nice try America
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Obviously I'd make him drink it

?em kcuS
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!em kcus sey hO
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>>35905039

>When she don't succ you
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Da niggaa

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I'm a white male who is 6'2" and circumcised, and whatever future sons I have I plan on circumcising upon birth.

Bother you?
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>>35905016
troll harder super nigger
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It does a little, there's no good reason to do that. Just makes you seem like a bit of asshole.
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It's okay. I'm consoled by the fact you will likely never have children.

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A bunch of moderators at a forum I've been an admin at since 2012 (been modding since 2008) just staged a coup and revoked my admin privileges and permanently banned my account.

I got on AIM and one of them told me that my posts haven't been up to par lately and the whole community was getting sick of me. I demanded that they reinstate my account and that this is all ridiculous and fascism and then he blocked me.

I was a fucking founder. I spent years of my life on this forum. Every single post that I've made since I was in MIDDLE SCHOOL, permanently erased.

What the fuck do I do now?
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>>35904973
have you considered that they were right and you were wrong
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what was the forum?
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How can mods remove an admin? Could'nt you just ban them as they revolted? And you own the website so could'nt you just cut funding or shut it down? Also what website?

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>ive been depressed more than usual lately

can we have a positivity thread? post uplifting stuff here. pls be nice
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>>35904962
bump

oregonano papa johno
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>>35904962
>>35905464
I think I'm starting to get my life back on track from a really bad stretch of depression. New antidepressant has been making me feel more motivated lately. I'm going to start looking for a job soon to keep myself active, I think my current NEET lifestyle is really bad for me.

As soon as I can have a stable source of income I can get a gym membership and start lifting :) life is getting better.
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>>35905615
Forgot to attach a cat pic. She's been super helpful in keeping me sane lately :)

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Are drugs a robot addiction? I rarely see NORMIES get addicted to drugs, it's mostly the lowly people and outcasts
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Normies get addicted to legal drugs like alcohol and nicotine only
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>>35904969
Yeah most hard drug users seem to be robots. Like heroin or meth, most of the deaths I've seen or read about are almost always pictures of what you'd think a robot looks like
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robots are more likely to start doing drugs alone all the time because they like the feeling but people make them uncomfortable
over time, that can lead to seeing less and less of a reason to go out, and ultimately to an addiction

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>got a big project I need to stay up through the night and finish by tomorrow
>large quantities of caffeine are a necessity
>I'm out of coffee
>I'm OUT of COFFEE
>walk over to a nearby Starbucks, it's 20 mins until closing, lucky me
>get in line, order the biggest coffee on the menu, but when I go to pay my card is declined
>we try the next machine over, declined
>I nervously laugh and say this has never happened to me before, I'll go outside to the ATM and withdraw some money
>get to ATM, $1.31 available
>I'm fucking broke and I don't get paid until 24th April
>I'm screwed, I'm screwed, staring at the screen in disbelief
>suddenly, there's the Starbucks barista qt at my side
>she quickly turns her head away but I already know she saw the screen
>"we'd actually already started making this when you first placed your order, so it's on the house"
>hands me the coffee I ordered but didn't pay for, smiles and walks back inside

This just happened and I feel so embarrassed and ashamed and I don't know what I'm going to do for the next 25 days, but even that little bit of kindness has really made my month.

Let's have a positive things that have happened to you lately thread.
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bump

i learned how to make my soups taste better
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>getting my driver's license
>figured out my hip's unbalanced, so no more pain when running
>actually think I might keep going to the gym this time
>don't feel like killing those around me or myself these days
On the other hand I'm applying to a technical college just because and I don't really want to do anything, so all together it's just kind of average.
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>>35904874
go back there at the same time next week and give the barista an extra large tip

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How many niggers do you see in this picture?

It's a tricky question!
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>>35904868
7 originalpost niggers
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>>35904868
Trick qwestion.

Outkast are a duo, So only dos.
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>>35904868
Wtf how did they clone themselves? Are niggers the true /masterrace/

Discord admin venting thread
this is some of the daily autism I go through
>autist joins my server
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out.
>Banned him from my server
>never comes back autist neutralized
talk about autism you experience
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>>35904836
I have a great one OP
>Hop on r9k
>find the same thread every time I get on
>Realize OP is definitely on the spectrum
Good goy
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>>35904836
I'm off to go take a nap but hello there Remi!
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>>35905087
i was just going to complain that you weren't here
i need to take a nap too

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Who else is getting their shit fucked.
Im only 25. I just want a girlfriend.
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>>35904816
sry no gf with that hairline
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>>35904816
I'm only a year older and have the same hairline of a ten year old. Facial hair isn't great though
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Kill me pls, mommy(OP)

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How do so many Americans get on disability? I have bipolar disorder. I thought I could handle my job (it's hilarious, I'm actually a counselor and can't find another job). I have multiple meltdowns a week and often ditch work because of how crazy I get. Then some days I skip work b/c I feel like I can't even get out of bed. I am on medication, but because I was an alcoholic prior to getting on the meds, I'm told I probably can't get disability without somehow proving that my symptoms came from the alcohol. I never wanted to be an out-of-work loser, but I can't do this anymore, and I don't want to mentally harm any of my clients (adolescents) because of my own problems.
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Why do you say that there are so many Americans on disability?
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>>35904975
I'm a counselor. Where I live there is a rough 9% of people with disability. That's not a TON of people, but it's a lot. I have clients and client parents that I see on disability who absolutely don't need it.
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>>35904815
You have to already have quit or been fired. Also, find a disability calculator, 'cause if you're in private practice and used to making good money. It's not going to happen. I left a job and I went from 32k job to 16k.

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>Already eaten 2,000 calories today but still hungry
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This is now a carrots thread
>crunchy
>juicy
>tasty
>stuffing
>vitamins galore
>tasty
>good looking
>low calories
>healthy
Why do YOU love carrots so much?
When did you realise carrots are mother natures snack for you?
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>>35904898
Carrots taste like shit and are full of sugar. Potatoes are where it's at.
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>>35904898
it's sweet and good for my soups
but enoki is better

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Hello Everyone

its Agatha Time?
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I used to think she looked so ugly seeing pictures of her in threads but after watching her youtube videos I've seen the light.
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she a fake bitch putting on the kawaii uggu act for betabux and subs
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>>35904799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYCceAatcIw

> I do not fake my personality in my videos. I want people to like watching me, but I don't try to be someone who I am not.

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