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>>35907830
I have an irrational fear of doggos & doggers

>>35908069
le doggo pupper :))) xD

fuck off to reddit or facebook you absolute fucking cunt

>>35908069
>irrational
you probably had something happen to you as a child that made you fear dogs but you forgot about it

go post this pic on /g/ they'll flip shit

>borrow
Just admit you stole it, nigger. You are not fooling anyone.

>>35907791
i dunno ask >>>/biz/

>>35907758
When you find one on the street you can ask her.

>>35907758

I was wondering the same, do they all shave/wax their buttholes?
Or does it just not grow there for women?.

It depends on how hairy the woman is. Some women naturally don't even have hair in their pussy lips, while others have a forested happy trail leading all the way to the anus.

Hell, Im a make who isn't that hary down there either. I never looked at my asshole but I'm pretty sure it is hairless. I practically finger my butthole whenever I take a shower and I never feel hair.

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>>35907708
You can't ask her without destroying the relationship. It's a HUGE gamble which has about a 99% chance of blowing up in your face.
Go for it.

>>35907708
Cuddle on the couch with her and watch a movie that mentions something about incest, then ask her about her thoughts on incest

>>35907708
Don't do it man, it's not worth the risk. Most likely to fuck up your family life indefinitely

INNNNNFINTE WAAATERRS RUNNING DEEEEEEP
>tfw tyrone fills stacy with prana and chakra

>>35907699
This made me laugh really hard, thanks for that anon

>>35907699
>stormtards would hate this based peaceful man just because of his skin color

He is like a real life black Jesus.

>>35907681
take your meds anon

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fuck off conspiratard

>>35907681
>Do you know that the illuminati (or shadow government) are actually real?
No they arent

>>35907680
That song always gives me the feels

Been thinking about you, your records are here
Your eyes are on my wall, your teeth are over there
But I'm still no one, and you're now a star
What do you care?
Been thinking about you, and there's no rest
Should I still love you, still see you in bed
But I'm playing with myself?
What do you care when the other men are far, far better?

>>35907795
Probably pleb-tier taste, I know, but after tonight's events, I felt the need to post it. I can't say much, I know she lurks /r9k/.

The "she" gives you a hint. Saying any of this will probably backfire horribly.

She is wearing the same quantity of makeup as a powder caked whore. You just find her more aesthetically pleasing and would rather fuck her. Congratulations you dumb animalistic ape.

>>35907759
>being a hurt roastie

i bet you got really fat cheeks, fat ass

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>>35907790
She's actually right though, that girl in the OP is still caked with make-up.

I fucking hate make-up and would much rather have a girl with acne/blemishes all over her face, being completely serious make-up makes every girl look like a fake frosted plastic clone.

>>35907651
>the next 60 years
>life
Oh sweety

>>35907651
I'm intending to use my finances to get educated to obtain an easy job that takes minimal training.

Then I might go to college.

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planning on getting a lot of sleep
maybe something to eat
what else do you want to know?

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My mom.

I've been into her since I was 14. She used to be the perfect amount of thick, where it was impossible for me to be around her without getting turned on, but thankfully she lost a little of the weight and I'm not driven crazy around her.

I'd be satisfied just making out with her honestly.

Really fucking jealous of her bf, kill me already

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I'd love to screw my mom, but i could never actually do it because it would probably fuck me up mentally. We're really close and cuddle all the time, and it's torture feeling my cock pressed up against her and knowing I can't do anything about it.

I would be totally into it if she wanted to masturbate with me, though. I don't know why, but I feel I could handle that, just not actual sex.

My daughter.

I've had a daughter since high school, and I haven't seen her since she was a baby, except for pictures. One day my ex-friend who pity fucked me and got pregnant calls and tells me her daughter has turned 18, I start to wonder about seducing her. She lives with the stepfather, who is a dirt poor illegal. If nothing else, a bit of pity could work on her as easily as it did her mother.

If it works out, I'll dump my so-called friend entirely. But I would enjoy fucking them both for awhile.

>pupper
I can haz cheezburger? XD

dog/10 apply yourself

cute pupper wouldgivecuddles/10

>tfw I know this feel
Worst thing is when they also talk about trivial shit. I've spoken to legit autists who were more interesting to talk to than your average girl.

>>35907613
Have you ever seen a girl transform into a roastie? You can see it in her face the more dick she takes. It's like her soul is slowly being drained away.

>>35908157
The thousand-cock stare is a well-known phenomenon.

AHAHAAHAHAHAA FUCKING WAGIE KILL YOURSELF

I don't know what form of torture I want to aspire to.

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I used to have career ambitions. Now i just support my union in their never ending attempts to bleed our employer dry.

Climate.

I wonder if rape factors into that...

>>35907592
>Any normalfag who says "sex is over-rated!" and similar shit needs to stop

Wait... you mean people actually BELIEVE that!? I thought that was just something that robots endlessly spewed like a mantra to ease their butthurt.

It'd be pretty chill desu.
A peaceful, simple life is the true pleasure.

>>35907565
Drive All the cars i always wanted too around all the greatesr circuits on the world
And drive more cars i like around various roads around the world
Basically i would spend it all on cars.
t./o/

I do wonder how many would be paralysed by having infinite choice, and end up doing very little.