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What are some political views you have that if people found out it would probably ruin you?
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>>35910457
>implying i have any sort of relationships or reputation i have to worry about
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There's nothing wrong with being attracted to children.
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i dont believe that people can talk against the government
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>be me
>know this hot chick from another city for 7 years
>have a crush on her for almost 7 years
>she is very accepting of me even through i am a fat fuck with literally no qualities whatsoever
>last month i went to see her she absolutely stunning and she was the first girl that i ever hugged that wasn't part of my family
>fast forward to today
>accidentally check her reddit profile (don't ask)
>hear her talk about how she met a gorgeous guy she had a crush on for 7 years and that he asked her for phone number
>constantly refresh the reddit post to deepen my wounds
i thought i could escape the robot life for a moment i really did,i thought the whole you are here forever is just a meme, but now i stand corrected
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I don't get it? She likes you...
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>>35910346
but OP isn't gorgeous. He's fat.
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i thought so too but i guess it's just pity
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>tfw my $1,800 desktop broke
>tfw don't want to get it repaired because I didn't clear my search history in a long time and I don't want those geeksquad pervs going through my files
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>take out harddrive
>send in
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Why dont you fix it yourself?
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>spends $1,800 on a computer
>can't repair a computer
You sound like a normie.
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What's your most cringeworthy experience/memory?
>used to talk to Jessi Slaughter and be one of her probably 500 e-boyfriends
>watched some Chad finger my girlfriend in high school while I "laughed" about it
>one time I asked a girl out to the movies and meant to text my friend how I was going to finally lose my virginity but sent it to her by mistake
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>>35910292
I'm old as shit so I grew up without cell phones, and so back then kids (we were like 14) would send each other pen & paper notes in class.
One of the notes I sent to some other kid saying that we could totally see random girl's bra through her shirt and she had big boobs and I wanted to touch her boobs and rub them on my face.
Dumb kid left the note open on his desk and the girl saw and read it. She recognized my handwriting cause she then covered up her chest, looked straight me and walked back to her desk & didn't speak to me for like 3 or 4 years.
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>>35910292
The second one is pretty bad, the first is okay considering you were most likely also a kid at the time, and the third also sounds like a dumb teenage mistake.
The second, that should bother you for even pretending she was your gf.
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Can we get a greentext of the events leading up to someone fingering your girlfriend?
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>"Grab a partner and work on textbook page 100."
>Don't move, start working alone
>Professor comes over to group of girls sitting next to me.
>"Don't you want to include Anon?"
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>>35910210
Anxiouspeepee.jpg
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>go to commuter college so there's always some sad 50 year old geezer I can sit next to who knows I'm the only young person who won't reject them
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>>35910210
I know the feel, OP. Then they look on you in pity. The truth is niether you or them want to work together. Or maybe they'll have an annoyed look on their face and invite you into the group. If you deny you'll just look like an edgy retard, but if you join you're in for a awkward and cringey ride. There's literally no way around this.
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>23
>Still buy video games
>Play a few days with them and then left for months or even years
>End up replaying games that I've finished a few times years ago
>Repeat
>Have now like 20+ games unfinished
>Think I don't really enjoy them anymore
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>>35910126
It sucks, doesnt it. Something just changes and you lose the magic. It's like an addiction. You think youll get a good hit but it's just unsatisfying. Better off just kicking it if youre not enjoying it. Need a new hobby.
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>>35910126
>iktf
>tfw backlog of ~200 games on steam
keep buying new during sales
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>>35910159
Hardly a hobby now, it just suck to see all these games that I won't touch anymore. And I don't want to sell them too because they worth nothing
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Let me be blunt, is there a shitposting crisis on /r9k/ today?
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Now that you said it....
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There isn't enough shitposting desu
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Isn't there always shitposting on /r9k/?
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Why haven't you killed yourself yet anon?
http://www.facesofsuicide.com/
Just look how many good looking Chads and Staceys did it. If their life sucked to bad your case is 100 times worse.
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>>35909967
>All those qt suicidal girls
good lord
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>all those guys are better looking then me and they pussied out anyway
Meh, I guess, life wouldn't have been better anyway.
I get results when I apply myself. This weirdly makes me less depressed.
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Sometimes I wonder what my family would write about me if I killed myself, if anything at all.
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What about you robots?
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MPhil in Physics
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i have a motorcycle and a guitar
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>>35909927
Play us a song anon.
>>35909916
>he fell for the STEM meme
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Robots, tell me things. All the things. Exciting things. Intriguing things. Depressing things. Hopeless things. Anythings.
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>>35909839
Wombats have cubic poo so they can mark their territory with it.
Also I'm sitting with my finger up my ass right now.
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>>35909904
Wouldn't it be easier to spread if it wasn't cubic?
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>>35910166
It would roll down the hill and musguide other wombats.
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>Get job a few months ago
>Tell mom I'm looking to move out soon
>She's upset and starts crying
>Begs me not to leave
>Told her I didn't want to be a leech anymore
>She says she doesn't care and she doesn't want to be alone
>I told her I'll visit often but I want to be independent
>She says no and she wants me to stay and I can do whatever I want
>Threatens to kill herself if I leave
What do I do? My mom always seemed embarrassed that I was a NEET and always wanted me to do something then she throws this at me.
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>>35909823
Fucking leave, that seems toxic as shit.
A friend of mine is in basically the same situation, his moms a pill head and divorced. She told him to stay at home and not get a job so he could stay with her.
Hes been a neet since he dropped out of high school, and he seems pretty fucked
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>>35909823
maybe you should try fucking her. She obviously wants that dick man
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Leave.
My mom did the exact same shit.
Living away from that horrid woman has been the best thing for my life.
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Which is the worst, most hopeless defect a human being can have and why is it manletness? You may be autistic, you may be retarded, you may have been born with an ass instead of a face, and even then you would be in a better position than a FUCKING manlet. It's scientifically proven that a manlet can't be classified as human species because he will NEVER reproduce with a human female. A manlet is an abomination of nature, a failed abortion, a mistake.
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>>35909718
>manlet can't be classified as human species because he will NEVER reproduce with a human female
Why do they still exist then?
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>>35909718
Define manlet, less than 6ft right?
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>>35909718
>Which is the worst, most hopeless defect a human being can have and why is it manletness? You may be autistic, you may be retarded, you may have been born with an ass instead of a face, and even then you would be in a better position than a FUCKING manlet.
I actually agree with this tbqh
t. manlet
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Let's get a confession thread up in this house.
i've not spoken to a girl that isn't family for 4 years
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I've ruined my reputation by being a total man whore and now that I want a relationship I can't get a girl to stay. All I'm good for is my penis and I hate it.
Couldn't choose between sad or furious pepe
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I don't know how to masturbate. Just never bothered to look it up
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im incredibly insane and abusive, and my significant other admitted to me the other day that the only reason they keep putting up with it is because im cute
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Facebook meme groups really stepped it up after 4chan stopped being culturally relevant
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>>35909674
Ancapistan in pure gold.
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>>35909674
True some of them are fresh af senpai
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>>35910620
Ancapistan is stale normie shit for the most part
It's mostly namefagging in the end, only the """big""" posters get attention, regardless of post quality
who /ugly gf/ here?
pros:
>is a female that knows i exist
>low chance of getting cucked
>appearance easily improvable, though expensive
cons:
>all the lads give you shit for settling with an uggo chick and say you can easily do better
>weird looks when out in public
>Easily to get turned off during intimacy or sex
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opposite for me
my gf is really beautiful and im meh-tiershe's a tranny chaser
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>>35909705
highly jealous my man
>tfw snugging with gf and rub my face on hers and see she has a bigger mustache than me
Honestly thinking of just making her a practice gf till i find a /h o t b a b e/
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>>35909740
u dont deserve anyone desu kys my man
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