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Anyone here kill themselves before? How did you do it and how quickly did you die?
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>>35915706
I hung myself once. It was pretty cool, except for all the kicking and gasping for air as my carotid artery literally exploded. Not sure if I'd recommend.
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yeah i shot myself in the head, was pretty quick but was really fuckin loud, the afterlife is pretty neat though
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>>35915770
Sweet. So long as there's internet, it can't be all that bad.
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We always just smoke weed And fuck and watch b list 'films' on netdix, I have fifty bux should I just smoke or take her out
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>>35915699
>her
I'm not so sure about that.
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>>35915699
Are you trying to tell us you substitute skinny Russian boys for actual women?
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>>35915762
Weed or dinner pls answer
>there are robots here who don't remember this year
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>>35915640
DOESN'T ANYONE REMEMBER 9/11!? WHAT ARE YOU ALL A BUNCH OF QUEERS OR SOMETHING?
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>tfw I was 5 at the time
Good times
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>>35915640
>Implying they are robots.
>Implying they where alive that year.
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>tfw things went south so fast I don't know what to do
>my entire life feel apart
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>>35915586
Care to tell us what happened man?
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>>35915586
>tfw unoriginally know this feel
https://youtu.be/S9eJgMOf4m0
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Wish I didn't know this feel so well desu hang in there bro
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Why aren't you pIaying Dark Souls right now?
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>>35915584
because im stuck in blighttown in dark souls 1 and i dont want to start a other character all over again
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>>35915584
just burnt out on it desu. playing ds3 again and doing the dlc is really hammering home that i don't even like le epic bossfights and stuff. if ds3 was like twice as long between bosses i think i would of liked it more.
i'll go back and beat gael eventually, but its kind of a slog. do i even want to face him ng++ with my SL 75 sorc? i do no damage to him, its going to take like an hour to kill him, and i already know what happens afterwards (hint:nothing). so idk. probably i'll have a few beers tonight after i eat something and try it out, but maybe not even.
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Because Windows 10 raping my Windows 7 computer disabled my MadCatz PS3 controller.
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why do roasties hate Iolies so much?
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>>35915574
this picture makes me uncomfortable, what do they plan on doing with the doll with their hands being sterile.
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How do I get one of those dolls?
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>>35915620
>badge on the sleeve says Customs
The story kind of tells itself
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my mom was talkign about how her firends neighbor shot himself in the head and lied but will always have to have someone take care of him and she was just like "the fool cant even kill himself right"
what would you have to do to live through such? would a 12 gauge make it impossible? i thought pistols would leave you with no chance to live
im not suicidal i just wana know
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>>35915505
well you're sending a small projectile through your head. it depends where it rips through
it's very possible to survive but you'll just be a vegetable in a life of pain, you'll fuck up the lives of everyone around you draining their pockets
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>>35915505
You would have to make sure to do it the right way. Open the mouth point the barrel up through the brain case and let it rip. Even if the bullet doesn't damage enough of the brain to kill you, you're certainly bleed out very quickly this way.
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>>35915680
what are the odd of failing orr hitting the wrong part? like as long as its aimed upwards of the rof of the mouth would it work or would you have a chance of living, like even if it was a shot gun?
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Hi /r9k/ how are you doing this evening? I'm suicidal and only going to feel worse as the evening progresses.
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>>35915440
There are cars that i dont recognize outside my house
>notice people about every 15 minutes walk past my house
I think the goverment is about to wako me
inb4 No i dont like pizza
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I'm doing great, though scared of post secondary education.
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>>35915495
nice fanart where is it from lol
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I did too many psychedelic drugs and I'm permanently tripping. I contemplate suicide every day. Long time lurker, tell me to kill myself fellow robots.
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>>35915437
Tell me what you saw, robot
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Try getting some schitzo drugs
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Hi,I'm also tripping balls. Tell me your visions.
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Does /r9k/ believe in God? I've been an atheist my whole life but I think I want to start going to church now.
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>>35915402
I've been an atheist since childhood but I wish every day I could believe. I've come to appreciate the structure to life that religion provides. Go for it OP, worth it just for the morale boost belonging to a faith provides.
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I was raised in a religious family, but I adopted a more scientific mindset as I got older. It didn't help much that my family was crazy religious. I was basically in the closet about my lack of faith for most of my teenage years. I didn't bring it up until sometime in my 20s, and only because people explicitly started asking me why I wasn't going to church anymore.
Anyway, that's not something I'll ever revisit. I've had more than enough of religion for one lifetime.
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>Does /r9k/ believe in God?
No.
I thought I did when I was younger because I was an edgy reactionary. Now I realize I never really believed to begin with, and that it's idiotic.
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That's it, there's no point competing against them.
> ywn have girls wet themselves because of how you look
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idk im the opposite of muscular or chad, and i have an attractive gf
stop looking for excuses you niggers
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she's laughing because she's like oops sorry i didn't mean to get in your shot ! and is laughing with the recorder.
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>>35915312
While it's definitely a good pursuit to try to get some natty gains and abs, I for one am happy I'm not a faggot who poses shirtless in the gym instead of fucking lifting.
https://discord.gg/jQgN5
Join in the comfy discord for political, autismal, and video game discussion
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>>35915292
Is it a good discord?
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>>35915292
I love this photo. I'd give anything to spend a night with her.
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>>35915727
this can be arranged, for a price.
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Post in this thread and ill tell you about your future love and how will you meet her or whatever.
YO HO HO
ILLL try to remain till the very end (with pauses?)
love you all except for you Patrick
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How will I meet my future husbando?
t.Gaybot
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>>35915352
ew on that pic
so, the love of your life actually does social fight?
like
political fight
like he goes and makes signs and shit and is from a political agrupation, really
but thou shall meet him in some years and he might be beyond that already, dunno
he has thick eyebrows
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>>35915264
what is my future love and how will you meet them
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>he says he's "MGTOW", but isn't homosexual yet
Explain yourselves.
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>>35915226
>>he says he's "MGTOW"
wtf does that even mean op
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>>35915283
"we hate women reeeeeee" but now in social movement flavor
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This planet needs to be completely destroyed forever
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Be me in
>Autistic
>got into Uni pursuing degree is mathematics
>In cafeteria in Pajamas because I live really close to it.
>Stacey that I like sees me and smiles
>Haven't spoken in person before but she knows me somehow and always smiles when I walk past but I'm face blind so I never react on time to do it back.
>She doesn't see me
>Chad sees me. Points and laughs. His friends laugh and say something about it (Mocking me, I think but It made so sense so I ignored them)
>Chad spills milk on me (I think it was on purpose)
>Stacey sees them and comes over in tears.
>Starts yelling at them "Leave anon alone; you know he's special. You're sick Chad, you're sick!"
>Just smile blankly and leave cafeteria, change clothes and came back to dorms and logged on /r9k/
I thought that part of my life was over. R-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!!!
>tfw Stacey thinks I'm a retard too
All I wanted was to be left alone but now everybody knows me ;_;
Pic is random bait to get you responding
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>>35915166
pic related is me btw
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>>35915223
>pic related is me btw
Too on the nose.
4/10 almost had me.
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>>35915223
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I DID NOT POST THAT