>he doesn't have a cute neet girlfriend
Explain yourselves.
3d girls are not like 2d girls. And I can barely take care of myself as it is.
Can people stop making these "why dont you have a X gf" threads? If we could get any kind of gf at all we wouldnt be here.
>>35916997
NEET gf's are probably the easiest to get though. You just need to give them a place to live, buy them things. And they will let you fuck their smelly, sweaty pussy. I want a neet girl to sit on my face while she plays video games.
>asian girl friendzones me
>decide to go see a movie with her anyways because I didn't want to see it alone
>squeezes my arms and remarks that I have no muscles
>proceeds to slap my ass
What did she mean by this?
>>35916662
into femdom anon?
She's touchy feely with all the dudes my man.
She wants to peg you while you order her things on amazon
>tfw no short and cute gf
>tfw no short, cute, very mean gf
>tfw no short gf who's embarrassed by her small breasts that you bully her about
>tfw no qt insecure gf to constantly reassure and cuddle the fuck out of
>hear about new game coming out in a couple of months
>kind of excited, not too crazy about it
>game comes out
>feels like they announced it just yesterday
where the fuck is time going?
>>35916580
get used to it nigga. it only gets worse
>>35916580
more like:
>hear about new game coming out in a couple of months
>kind of excited, not too crazy about it
>game comes out
>not at all interested in it
>if i try it out i lose interest after a day or so
>>35916580
It's been over two months since that photo was taken.
Is there a reputable website for escorts I can use for local areas?
I'm afraid to just choose one because of getting scammed or the police called
>>35916530
Scarlet blue if you're willing to pay good money. It was too pricey for me so I just went to a brothel in Melbourne and had my dreamsex with a 10/10 blonde natural titty monster for about $300. We fucked in ever position, in the shower, we made out with tongue, i sucked her milk bags like a hungry baby. It was awesome best money I've ever spent.
why is prostitution illegal again?
Save your money , fugg.
Not worth. Also once you catch a std it stays with you 5ver.
Even if you use a condom is
>thanks for coming clothes shopping with me anon, can you come to the bathroom and help me change my tampon?
What do?
>>35916509
this is a weird 1 anon, even for you
only if i can make tea with the tampon after
>>35916509
yes milady *slurps up bloody vaginal mucus and unfertilized eggs*
>tfw no bf to smother with my legs and thighs
why live?
>>35916507
Live in hope you will find a bf to smother.
It's somewhat common, well mostly if it involves facesitting
Tfw no mommy GF to sit on my face and smother me as punishment for being a naughty boy
What medications do my fellow robots take and for what?
I take Risperidone for my schizophrenia and Paroxetine to treat my depression. I'm luckily not as fucked as some of the other more unfortunate robots here
>>35916499
I heard risperidone causes gynecomastia and is an overall worse antipsychotic than quetiapine
>>35916547
Ive been on Risperidone since I was 8, it hasn't affected me negatively in any way actually. I know nothing about other antipsychotics really, but I'll definitely bring that up with my psychiatrist and see if there's an option to try out quetiapine because sometimes Risperidone hasn't worked very well at keeping me non-delusional. Thanks Anon!
>>35916499
I take adderall for ADD and a combo of Citalopram and Wellbutrin for depression
What were you doing when you were 14? How were you on a social level? How many friends did you have?
>>35916479
I was fucking cool until high school. Had lots of friends and did medeocre in school. Played runescape and halo.
no friends and had a boner 24/7 because i didnt know what masturbation was and when i did read about men geting their prostates checked ho they would "ejaculate across the room" i thought my nuts would explode and everything would be covered in what would look like milk or something. first time i did it i thought the actual jizzing was the "precum" so i cranked like three out and was like "oh geez im scared this is taking forever" and it wasnt how i thought it would be its like sneezing
i serously wish parents or someone would explain masturbation to you in middle school and tell you its normal. it would have probably made me a lot less retarded
>>35916479
I have pretty much gone through life with just a few close friends. Each stage (before high school, during high school, university) is a different set of 2-4 friends because I always lose contact with the previous. Basically been that way the whole time including at 14
I'm low testosterone(free)
Now I know why I'm such a beta loser
Doctor is prescribing me testosterone replacement therapy to make me a Chad
>>35916432
I was supposed to but I didn't do it. I'm hairless babyfaced and short
I'm pretty low test
>>35916432
Tested mine and i have 537ng/dl
They didnt give me anything about my free test :(
Testosterone should be something you can get from Walmart. imagine how humanity can advance in a few decades
White people cannot be robots. This proves it. All you have to do is be white. They don't care if you are a TURBO MANLET, black women will THROW themselves at you for a chance to have some urkel ass paleskin baby.
Seriously fuck all of you
you say that as if black women are some kind of prestigious achievement
>>35916422
>bigger ass
>bugger breast
>sex isnt like white women who do nothing
>somehow not better?
My god get some taste man, everyone knows minority sex is way hotter and sexier than majority sex
>>35916422
Then why do you keep stealing our hottest black women ?
>tfw no mommy gf to hold you from behind and stroke your peepee while she hums lullabies for you
>tfw she will never hols you tighter and say "Shhh...it's okay, mama's got you" when your breathing gets too out of control or you start crying
>>35916371
>Tfw no boy to do this with
>>35916371
same.
maybe we could take turns being mommy or something.
>>35916429
P-Please...!
>>35916439
I-I'm not sure anon, I usually only like girls, I don't know if it would be the same
fembot ehre can anyone talk on skype voice i havent spoken to another person in weeks im so alone i don't think i can do this anymore please i just need the company of another voice while i sleep
>>35916352
>I just need one hit, I'll do anything I just need a little
Attention is a help of a drug. Get some help you pathetic junkie.
>>35916352
>i havent spoken to another person in weeks
uh huh, i'm sure it must be terrible for you, "fembot".
come back when it's been 6+ years.
used to have a bf
just a week
lmao women loneliness is a meme
Does anyone else want to escape the Windows botnet but is too stupid to switch to GNU/Linux? Constantly scouring forums for fixes, copy and pasting config files, etc really annoys me. Not to mention setting up a way to watch anime is necessarily difficult. Any robots share my sentiment? I wish I could switch to it full time but I'm just too lazy to deal with all the annoyances.
>Windows botnet
you're a fool to believe that you're safe on linux. anything you do on any computer can be monitored.
>>35916272
>is too stupid to switch to GNU/Linux
not too stupid, too lazy
Linux has been dumbed down so much that even idiots like you can easily download and use it now
use any user friendly distro
try OpenSUSE or Ubuntu or Mint or elementary
Linux is a native environment for most serious (ie, hobbyist + educated + experienced) programmers.
Normies using linux are an automatic red flag.
Learn how to cyborg in Android, imo
The more precautions you take, the more interesting you become
The only "real" mostly failproof safeguard you can take is moving to a third world country that seriously doesn't give a shit or where you can just bribe g-men to fuck off (eg Thailand, Philippines, Indonesia, etc).
I paid one of my female friends to suck my dick for 265 dollars. Did I overpay?
did she do a good job? was it worth 265?
It depends. How did you finish?
>>35916267
what is the story behind this photo? I recall seeing it in a you tube video. Link?