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>>35917584
it's probably just lint from your clothes

>weird fungus between toes
>makes it really itchy
>tried using rubbing alcohol
>keeps coming back
>spread to other foot
>i think it smells bad too

I get that sometimes. I think its because when I fap I always get cum in it but I never clean it out.

getting neetbux is not that easy

>earn well above the poverty line
>sell your home
>don't move anywhere else
No home and no neetbux.

In the US they don't give NEETbux to single men with no obvious disability.

It's very difficult to get disability for a real disability, let alone entirely mental shit like "anxiety" or "Aspergers".

I'm a NEET, but I don't get a single cent from the government.

Same, except with voices it's visuals.
I only hope that when I die, they die too.
It would only make sense.

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>>35917556
It's actually how your brain misinterprets feedback from usually subvocalized speech while at the same time experiences a loosening of associations which makes you percieve false data mixed with neuroticism as a meaningful message

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>>35917556
Listen to Me my new Cultist

>>35917516
college? i dropped out of high school

>>35917516
sitting alone in the break room while people asking me "where are your friends?" really got to me

Maybe if my whore of a mother gave me some kind of allowance so I could by something to distract me I would have endured

I blame all my failures on her

>>35917516
i got tired of wanting to jump off a building every time my alarm went off

You come out wearing stilts wololololo

>>35917443
news flash: they already know

>>35917443
Holy shit that frame

>>35917414
i was a robot for a long time, but after going to uni i stopped giving a fuck. my uni is hyper liberal so all the guys are androgynous bisexual fags so all the girl who want a MAN are forced to go for guys who can at least fake it like me. i can try and give some advice but im still a robot underneath, despite getting laid pretty regularly thanks to sluts

>>35917473
I got over trying to be unique and got a normie haircut and started fitting normie styles. A few girls are starting to talk to me occasionally like when waiting in line or in an elevator. How do I turn those small conversations into anything? How do I manage to get a phone number or something?

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Here you go, oregano desu. (Personally, I wouldn't want to do it, but maybe it'll help you.)

proof? orgn

Sneaky doggo. Fibbing doggo, it is.

even though most would say to do it im gonna be a normie and truly say don't.
imo something good will happen in time once you get past this financial mess and shit and you'll meet someone that will care enough, or i just sound like a faggot

>>35917365
It's ok, just do things you can do and try to get better later.
If you have a talent, it's probably for the best that you're not talented at videogames.

>>35917365
Iktfb
It's like those party dynamics (lol, I misspelled it as dymanics but it's almost the same thing) are some hivemind traits you need to be socially accepted.
Anyone who's worth their salt will still be your friend anyway.

>>35917488
>>35917551
I literally can't get my head around them or how anyone just fucking knows them off by heart. How?! I watch the 25 minute video and it's just some neckbeard rattling off a seemingly endless list of shit that I need to know on instinct to even stand a chance at successfully navigating ONE FUCKING BOSS FIGHT. And, of course, every new piece of info is immediately followed by: "and you need to do this right or EVERYONE WILL DIE".

How do they do it, bros?

>>35917352
And Google does nothing about it. Reporting it does nothing. We live in a dystopia.

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>tons of videos with little girls on the thumbnail

I'm not clicking on that shit

>>35917352
Just watched a few, bc the first ones were meme videos. Then they stopped being meme videos

Jealous, wish I was her

She can always call me if she wants to hang out desu.

>>35917295
strange because i don't have a oneitis so who's doing it?

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>>35917223
>retail
what did she mean by this?

>>35917251
>what did he mean by this?
ftfy

>>35917251
A homosexual that can be purchased at the queer retail store.

I got over her.
because why torture myself with hope

>>35917207
Sasha

0eihgierngoergjoGI

Avina.

god dammit....

>>35917203
Fuck off Christian, r9k is a pagan board

I can't trust humans, or human relationships due to past experiences of them always failing. For me God is the only one I can rely on. Is this a bad thing? I plan on taking the virgin route and dedicating myself to God's work. Is this a bad thing?

>>35917233
Grace & Peace Anon.

how do you get food and pay the bills

>>35917178
could be worse. you could be a virgin.

>>35917211

Order online, pay online. Duh

>>35917222

True. Although I only fucked one girl when I was 16...and I'm 22 now.

>>35917133
It's weird. When I was a kid I was a slow thinker and test taker. Now my brain is sharper (ever since I first smoked weed) my grades and test taking abilities have improved. Try it man!

>>35917194
the reverse is true for me but I don't know if it's really related. i only did it a little

>>35917194
DUDE

Broccoli