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I'm fucking tired of all these douchebag "alphas". all my life I got told the stupid fucks would never go anywhere in life and the first week of college I find out all the dumbasses from highschool are literally running the show.
>can't do drugs on campus unless you're in a frat, so that was out of the picture. not that I could find a dealer
>roomie is a normie who's friends with girls, so we get in pretty easily
>still have to fork over fifteen bucks to drink
>don't even get to drink that much because I'm a fucking lightweight
>party sucks, I can barely walk in a straight line so I decide to make an irish exit
>on my way out one of the frat guys starts talking shit
>he's got at least sixty pounds on me
>drunk brain decides I should stand up for myself

should I continue?
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>>35919175
Please do, although I don't think I'm gonna feel better after all this
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>>>>35919249
you got it

>I tell the guy to fuck off, feels bretty good at first but I don't think of the consequences
>in my drunken stupor I honestly didn't even realize he was one of the "brothers"
>he stops me when I try to go for the door and grabs me by the collar
>whatdidyoufuckingsay.jpg
>trying to defuse the situation, I can't think of anything to say other than "why can't we just hug this out"
>hug the guy like a drunken retard
>this does not amuse fratbro
>he gets visibly angrier
>an even bigger guy steps up and tells me to "walk away"
>shoves me into a group of normies watching scene I'm making
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>>35919500
please tell me there is more to your story

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I have every single problem you guys do but if I go outside and move around a lot and push my body I don't. Are you just lazy?
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>>35919126
NOOOOOOOORRRRMIIIEE
GEEEEET OOOOOOOOOUT
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>>35919126
most people here are neet's with severe anxiety. Going out and moving a lot takes a lot of mental energy
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>>35919321
hey that rhymed. i CAN rap

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Who here successfully /movedout/or unsuccessfully /movedout/. College counts. Getting own spot counts. Getting kicked out counts. Homeless counts. What was it like? I'm currently /livingathome/. Feel free to post even if still living at home.
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>>35919112
>moved out to go to college
>lived in studios and 1 bedrooms for like 3 years
>moved back home because no job.
>now a 29 year old neet khv.
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Everyday i wish i could leave. But my grandmother needs me becuase if i don't take care of her,nobody else will. It's like looking outside a cage. I have the key but i can never put myself to unlock it and walk out. This isn't what i expected myself doing after highschool,but its ok i guess.
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>>35919236
>tfw no gf grandma to take care of and have old people sex with.

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>Spend several minutes writing out an emotional greentext story that feels perfect for a thread
>Pick the perfect image
>Forgot I got banned from that board the day before

AUUUUGGGHHH
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>browse /r9k/
>find several worthwhile threads for once
>got banned the day before
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>>35919007
>have good idea for a thread
>got banned the day before
>post the same thing on my phone
>forgot about ban on phone posting
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>tfw banned because of a Hunger Games thread

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>tfw the gay thoughts come back
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>>35918999
Go get some exercise outside champ
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Go get some dick in your ass champ
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>>35918999
I mean whats the big deal? If you like guys you like guys so what? I never understood the problem with this.

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Why do women want to be robot/fembot
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>>35918913
Because it's different from other girls and they know that some chads like girls with no self esteem who are wholly submissive.
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gives them an excuse to say they're different.
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>>35918913
who told you that women want to be robots?

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>tfw you literally can't fathom how people conversate or just talk fluidly

even the "losers" I see on youtube can talk about something to the camera for 10 minutes. I think I seriously have autism

It takes me like all my mental energy to put together a couple of sentences
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>>35918882

i feel ya man, social anxiety sucks balls

drinking helps but it makes me feel awful later on and weed did help but eventually made my anxiety worse. now i just rarely talk and try and sleep a lot
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it is a matter of practice
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>stumble over words
>voice cracks
>that blank feeling when you know you're supposed to say something but you freeze

No amount of drugs or alcohol can fix me. Only the sweet release of death.
Here's to another night wishing for an aneurism to kill me in my sleep.

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why do asian girls hate their own race so much? im not even trying to stir shit I thought pic related was a great looking guy idk what her issue is

why do asian guys get brushed off by default?
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>>35918866
Only 3rd generation Asian girls who have spent their entire lives surrounded by white people think like this. They're also the worst Asians since they are basically basic white girls despite looking better. But they do those stupid things like applying their makeup like white women with weird over emphasis on their eyes
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First of all, he's ugly.

Stereotypical asians are usually submissive early on and don't lead the relationship like girls want them to. They grow into the role after a while but at first they just seem like doormats.
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>>35918894
he's an asian chad i think

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Anyone else here genuinely just fucking hate themselves? Like on a profound, spiritual level? I know I can't be the only one who has no delusions of intellect or chad or beta uprisings. Does anyone else just hate the shit out of themselves?
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I do. I feel like I'm just a shitty person. I keep fucking up. I'm just a loser. I want to die but I'm not gonna kill myself
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Yeah, I realized I'm not special. My "profound intelligence" and "wasted potential" was either pure delusion or a normie platitude. I'm a lazy, unmotivated sack of shit who is most likely a sociopath as well.

I might be a pretty good writer, but that doesn't mean jack shit if I can't use that gift to make something of myself. I'm a failure.
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I hate myself but I blame society for 50% of it.

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god why do I always find myself here? (r9k)

not good for my head
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This place isn't exactly a source of corruption. It's just attractive to the corrupted.
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I hate this board more and more every time I come here, but there's just no alternative to it.
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seeing people worse off than me boosts my self esteem

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Do robots listen to kid Cudi?
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Only some of Speedin Bullet 2 Heaven (True depressing shit), the rest is normie shit which is hit or miss IMO
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>>35918799
Just cause it's popular that makes it normie? Bullet 2 is dope along with other projects
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>>35918799
Have you tried the man on the moon series? He touches on topics such as vulnerability of the human soul, never before heard so vividly. The end is never the end. A new challenge awaits, one that can never be prepared for. This is the story of the man on the moon.

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>have literally zero (0) friends
>people on 4chan are too aggressively sarcastic or hostile for me to connect with anymore
>have no idea how to interact with people in the real world and get nervous
>oscillate between a paralyzing sense of social paranoia and an increasing desperation for human contact
>actually looked up "how to make friends" on Google earlier today
>seems easy, one of the steps is to contact with people you used to know
>remember a guy I used to know in high school, we were both kind of weird and hung out in the arts-y circles
>send him a request on normiebook
>feeling like I've actually done something to help myself out, think about how it'll be nice to talk to another person like a normal human being again without having to feel weird about meeting new people
>couple days later see on the friend-request button greyed out
>weird, because he didn't accept it
>google it
>turns out that when someone denies your friend request you're not allowed to send them another one
Nothing ever seems to turn out in our favor, does it? I feel like I took a small step towards trying to be normal and social and to come out of my shell and it just doesn't work. I'm tired of being lonely but nothing seems to work.

It was a really small thing, but there's been so many small things and they all add up. I've talked to people online. I've tried talking to people in real life. Wherever I go I feel like I just can't connect with people. Even on 4chan, people are just so aggressive and hostile and I feel like I don't "get it" anymore.
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>>35918779
Lmao just be yourself faggot. Oh I forgot, you're a faggot, don't do that
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>>35918779

Yeah, I agree with some of this shit. I have "friends" but I never talk to them because my interests are far too different (I grew up in a small area so everyone knows everyone). They ended up moving on. I ended up running a normiebook page on similar interest, so I talk to a lot of anons, it's not exactly the best way to have contact with people, they aren't even legitimate profiles at this point. But I get to vent and relate to people, which is near impossible to do irl. I guess that was my way of coping with the loneliness. Luckily though I've been so detached from relationships that I only need so much social activity to thrive.

It's funny, all these guys think I'm "cool" or whatever, but if I walked out my house I'd have a breakdown. Fuck, I can't even go to the store without having a panic attack before or after.

I guess I had no real decent advice on the matter, but I can feel you anon.
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>>35918876
I'm glad you found a social outlet besides this place.

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How can you possibly claim to be a robot if you're over 1.8m (5'10ish US) and have a full head of hair. Unless you have a serious condition or some sort of skeletal deformation your on this board shitposting due to your self inflicted views on the outside world.

>tfw 5'8, completely bald and have knock knees along with multiple sclerosis

You just can't claim to be a robot if you have genetics that people idolise handed to you on a plate. Get the fuck out there and do something with your life. It annoys the hell out of me to see people on this board, however autistic, just doing nothing, even though they are genetically gifted.
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I have huntingtons disease does that count? I mean it won't start affecting until im 40 but still. No kids or wife for me.
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>>35918733

It counts when it starts affecting you. If you're alright just now, what's stopping you going out and having a normal life?
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>>35918692
i dont think anyone will disagree with you to be honest. i mean i'm hear because i failed as a teenager and i'm now a 28y/o khv, being tall and having hair wont change it because i'm too obsessed with 2D girls and actually don't give a fuck about shallow whores out there.

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If there was a female version of you, with the same level of beauty and characteristics, and the same personality would you date her?
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>>35918664
Yes of course. Im a total narcissist so dating the female version of myself is the closest I can get to dating myself without cloning
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What happens when you interact with a parallel dimension doppelganger?
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>>35918664
Pic related is pretty much me with the green eyes and the exact same hair color with a mole on the side of my face. I'm even as pale as her... my chin isn't quite as weak though.

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How the most beautiful woman in the world make you feel?

Just look at that face!
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Indifferent, they all look the same.
There's nothing spectacular about them. Put a snapchat filter over it and they'd look like any run of the mill thot.
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>>35918595
How do attractive people not spend every waking moment just marvelling at how fucking blessed they are, genetically? I legitimately cannot imagine what it must be like to live in this world as an 8-10/10. The very concept boggles my mind, it's so alien to me.
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>>35918631
She isn't wearing makeup, or filter, this is how she look all the time.

>There's nothing spectacular about them.
I hate womans and all womans are whore meme again

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