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is it unhealthy to fap daily or nah
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>>35919749
depends on what you mean by "unhealthy". mentally, yea, porn CAN fuck with your brain. physically, nah not unless you jerk off 4+ times
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>>35919793
>mentally, yea, porn CAN fuck with your brain.

In what ways, tho?
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>>35919839
i know you dont feel like reading a bunch of long boring shit, so here is the interview that changed my opinion on the topic. its an interesting listen, i still watch a ton of porn but this guy actually convinced me to cut down after years of degeneracy on /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX6gGyHWCWY&t=1581s

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>Be friendless me.
>Contemplate going to Chinese club.
>Find the room a few minutes before the meeting starts.
>Only people in there are sitting at the same table and evidently friends.
>Hesitate and leave.

Are clubs just extended activities for normies and their friend groups? Have any of you queers ever made a friend from one?
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Fuck that. Having to socialise and interact with normies is too much to deal with. I'd rather be alone than force myself into a situation like that.
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>>35919619
it may have failed horribly but at least you're trying lmao. why are you even in a chinese club in the first place
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Basically if the club doesn't have an activity to do beyond socialising, don't bother. If it's a chess club or a sports activity or some shit, you can do that activity. If you're supposed to get together and discuss how much you like ___, it's normieville.

>What the fuck are you staring at you stupid weak little faggot? Get over here and clean me up, or I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

What do you do?
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>>35919610
bumping for interest
dmitry will always get my bumps
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"This is why I carry my gun."
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>>35919610
>not an impossibly feminine twink
>nor a muscle bound futa with a big dick
whats the point of living

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Why do women love shopping so much?
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Why do men like staring at tits
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>>35919659
Fuck you cuntfaced shit
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I think you know the answer.

Shopping is a social thing. The more you buy, the more you spend; the higher the social status.

Plus, media teaches us to enjoy material possessions.

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>be me
>KHV loser with no friends, sex repulsed and prudish
>"fembot"
>come here to talk to people that i can empathize with
>especially other fembots
>keep gender mostly to myself
>but in some cases it inevitably is revealed
>"REEEEE get out roastie >>soc"
>ok.
>go to soc
>bunch of narcissistic faggots posting dick pics and boobs
>talk to some decent people
>cant hold a conversation because i'm socially retarded
>most ask for nudes within 40 messages
>those i can talk to are dumber than a sack of potatoes

can't i just stay here please.
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Post boobs on soc, then you'll belong. Easy.
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>doesn't want to be judged because of gender
>mentions gender immediately
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who is your waifu op

oregano

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>mfw got 20 bucks today
How should I spend this?
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>>35919509
give it to a homeless person
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buy a gram and a half of weed and a little caesars pizza B)
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Spend it on weed

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Is being a dad worth it?
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>>35919463
hell yes

hell

yes
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>>35919463
I WANT TO BE A DAD.
I could go into more details on why being a dad sounds fantastic in my opinion but I'm in the mood for a pre-dad nap.

It's not for everyone but it is certainly a goal for many who wish to take on that difficult yet heart warming experience.
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Just a note, you take pre school to prepare for school just as you take a pre dad nap to prepare for fatherhood.

I have a graph.

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>tfw no Alessia Cara gf

She's so damn qt and inspirational! I want her to grind on my face!
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>>35919449
She's not hard to get. All you need to do is wait for a minute take your time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLLeCkbk8qs&t=540s
Tfw no mullato gf with green eyes....
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>>35919449
Her voice is nice, problem is all her song lyrics make her sound like an entitled feminist cunt

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This girl is an absolutely spastic. What do I go for, robots?
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one outta however many
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two outta hehvwfak
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What third world country is this taking place in?

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why don't you just get yourself an average training gf
pic related
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>>35919421
>average
posts 9/10 qt
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>>35919519
how about this average 4/10 gf
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>>35919533
>4/10
c cups, skinny, good skin, good teeth, long hair, big eyes, cute nose
6/10 minimum, definitely above average, with some education on what the fuck to do with makeup she is an easy 7

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Can we get a thread of these weird or obscure crazy people posting frequent videos

https://youtu.be/nXnhJ8GFmsg
This guy is a good fav eyes ears and nose demons

lets hear em
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>>35919419
The Pencil never deserved to win that Rumble

Also this guy drinks water a lot https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cm2pyb0YpIo
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>>35919419
>jerma rumble
unironically patrician
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This guy fits your description probably better than anyone else on youtube. He is actually a legitimate mental case who believes he's on a mission from God. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUhv_cZHiPpIP2nPFZpcVUw

Oh and take a look at some of th foregin nursery rhyme channels. Pretty horrifying. https://youtu.be/_UVfqA_2pcA

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>going to the supermarket
>about to enter as the automatic door slides open
>little girl scout off to the side i didnt notice asks if i want to buy a chocolate bar
>sorry i dont have any money
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>>35919361
>chad approaches me
>"hey, man, do you know where x is?"
>"sorry, I don't"
>mfw I did know

How could you possibly comprehend the true depths of my brilliantly manipulative mind?
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>>35919361
Just say you're on a diet or you're a pedo. Much more believable.
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>>35919361
>guy approaches
>asks if i know the directions to the terminal
>"yeah sure it's x then y then z"
>guy thanks me
>mwf gave him wrong directions.

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>TFW you just learned you have 2,567 hours in runescape
>realize you will forever be NEET
>dieavirgin.jpg
>remember mommy makes the best tendies
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>runescape

who the fuck are you, styxhexenhammer?
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>>35920877
Lol Styx really is the only person in the world who plays RuneScape, huh?

>>35919338
Nah m8. If you really do enjoy RuneScape,don't stop playing it. Don't ever let go or let anyone get rid of your happiness.

If my account wasn't perm muted, I'd probably put a shit ton of hours on RuneScape again.
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>>35919338
i have login info to my practice gf from like 6 years ago. she was max combat. if trips ill post it

Stop watching anime.
Grab the remaining scraps of your life and leave this place forever.
The future beckons......
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>>35919315
Explain this chart.
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>tfw 1/3 of my squares filled in already
>tfw the surge of motivation will have dulled within the hour
>tfw I'll wake up tomorrow doing the same thing
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>>35919331

weeks of the year on x axis, years of life on y axist

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>been in a awful mood for past 3 years after moved from Jew York to commiefornia
>every fucking year it gets worse with rejection, failure, overall despair
>the only thing I look forward to every winter/summer is going back to jew York and hanging out with my childhood friends
>leaving tomorrow for a week (spring break at uni)
>going to hang with them for a few days, might be some of the only fun I have all year
>I feel like so much shit I don't even want to hang out with them anymore

I don't know what to do lads. This was the only thing I had in my whole life and I don't even want to do it anymore. It'll just never be the same as when we're kids. Everything is shit and I don't know what to do.

I'm still gonna come but I just have a sense of emptiness that I shouldn't be feeling. Just finished a lot of testing too so I shouldn't have any academic stress but it didn't do anything. I was playing some madden (only way I get to blow off steam) for a couple hours tonight and I was just getting pissed and not even enjoying it.

Sorry for the blog, but any advice? I just feel like complete shit and the only thing I look forward to in life has become pretty meaningless.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nG3pvjWubw


REEEEEEEEEEE IM YER ZERO EMPTY JUST LIEK MEEEEEEE
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>>35919439
What did anon mean by this originally
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Why don't you start a sitcom? You could be Seinfeld 2.0

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