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>ded discord since the owner of it left it and others followed because they recovered

>What's your situation? And what's one short term goal you can work towards that has the greatest potential to change your outlook on life?
at the endpoint, it ALWAYS is about >tfw no gf because you are 'different'. if you /do/ get a GF, others wanna take your happiness away because they are jealous. the ONLY way to make friends is to be forced around people such as school/work. only way to get into school is the be in debt and work it off. only way to get a job is to have EXP. like you need YEARS of EXP just to wash dishes.

27yo neet here

>>35924604
>ded discord since the owner of it left it
I was busy with irl issues but I'm back now

How to get off neetbux and start working?

>first Pro Wager Match where the buy-in is 50K cP
>everyone doubles down
>everyone triples down
>match starts
If you look at this game in particular Treyarch really outdid itself including so many customization options and stat features that are now hidden behind pay walls. This game had like forty camos, and now you get nine ugly ones.

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>>35924516
Also, the Vietnam war aesthetic was just glorious. They lost some of that stuff when they went to the futuristic setting

>>35924605
Yes they lost some of that Vietnam aesthetic moving to the futuristic setting alright you fucking pig.

Dicklet i think my penor is small

all except voicelet, shoulderlet and feetlet

>>35924319
>dicklet
>moneylet
could be worse desu

>>35924316
>posts an image that nobody can read
You truly can't do anything right, can you?

I'm a med student and if my placements get any more stressful I'll just swipe viagra, nitrates and go to town.

Because of shitbags like you spreading this image around, companies that make helium for commercial distribution now mix the helium with enough oxegyn to not kill you. It will fuck you up and cause massive brain damage. But you won't die.

>>35924253

im 30 now and trust me women around that age are all brain damaged.
I dont know why but 26 yr olds are really attracted to me. Most of them tell me 30 is really young for a man and not an issue.
Whenever i see a 30+ on Tinder she has a big text about how shes ready to settle down and shit and the number of single moms post 25+ that are looking for some sugar daddy is through the roof. I dont even know what to do anymore.

I think i'll just kill myself cause all these women have severe brain damage and gave me some of it in the process.

There is no hope for society as it is right now. I also love getting rejected for jobs by 22 year olds.

>>35924253
she looks so beautiful and unoriginal

>>35924253
>women
That's a nigga boy stop it.

Just undesire for me.

>>35924238
I could be Chad if I lost weight and wasn't an autist.
>6'1
>would be at least a 7 if fit
>mfw 260 lbs

I'm trying to lose weight though, not that it'll really change anything

>>35924369
Do your best anon, show those stacies for me

>>35924219
They love white normies and white chads

>>35924219
Because they make that $$$

Asian guys do too, but who cares when their dicks are 3 in long

>>35924219
Why do white women love black men so much?
Why do white men love seeing black men take their women so much?

>>35924148
Go to a bar and lower your social inhibition levels.

>>35924148
Go play a Magic the Gathering Draft.

It's only fifteen dollarydoos.

>>35924357

what bar for example and what do i do in a bar? just sit and drink? what does that even do? i cant drink alcohol cause i need to drive

>>35924373

i dont know what that is and where to find that and what to do

He'll have to get past the oil and marbles on the stairs first.

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>tfw anon won't let you ride him like this afterwards

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>tfw keep dreaming of beatiful women kidnapping me and turning me into a girl
>for 10 years
I've done this since I was ten. Been spending my entire teenage years wishing I was a girl. This will never end.

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Do tablet wallpapers count?

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A $40 Windows phone is a decent music player.

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>>35924025
A more minimal bg would go better with those icons
>>35924197
Simple but nice
>>35924267
Windows UI doesn't work for me but at least it's very functional

>>35924009
chaffed penis

road burn

>>35924009
no because im not a gorrila retard fapping in my moms basement

>>35923995
More then 200mg a day and you are a fucking addicted degenerate

>>35923995

5-9 dl i guess cause i drink like 2-3 cups a day OwO

seriously the maximum daily dosage of Caffine you take SHOULD NOT exceed 800mg, you will not get any benefits from exceeding 800mg and you'll feel like you will want to lay down and fucking die.

>>35923970
???
Originally what is this about?

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>>35923990
You don't know about this? You haven't heard about this?

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We don't know about Instagram girls?

damnit r u #artist or play an instrument

>>35924095
hell no I beat my meat and play video games 14 hours a day

>>35924526
oh, well then i guess ull be ok anon ill leave u 2 it

>>35923877
Just get a hot and horny gf/fuck buddy. I still remember the second girl I been with. We used to fuck all of the time for hours and hours. Then we'd eat something and take a shower and fucked again.

I was constantly tired and lost weight, because I didn't eat enough and only slept four or five hours a night.

>>35923909
That's why I think it might be a curse. I am far from getting a girlfriend. I have never even had a serious conversation with a girl. It makes the whole thing pretty frustrating!

>>35923909
why does the normie know no bounds, why does he have to have it all? Why can't he leave r9k to the misfits?