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Why does wishing I was a girl instantly cause people to hate and be repulsed by me to the point they genuinely wish death on me? What is so horrible about wanting to be female that instantly marks me as the lowest form of subhuman scum? It's not like i can help feeling this way, I can't control my feelings, I can only try to live with them
Please tell me why you think I should kill myself or be murdered. What wrongs have I done other than being born?
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>>35925384
You are utterly different and mentally disturbed and thus a threat to the unity and wellbeing of the tribe.
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>>35925456
Is /r9k/ not a tribe of people who are different or outside normal society?
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>>35925384
Because you want to be something you aren't and never will be. You're living in fantasyland and everyone sees it. I wish I was born a woman as much as anyone on this board, but I will never be a woman, and should thus make the most of being a man.
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https://discord.gg/gu7GmYX
Welcome to the heaven server, doesn't matter if you're a loser, a roastie, a chad, a robot, etc. THIS PLACE IS FOR EVERYONE.
https://discord.gg/gu7GmYX
Join my sons.
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shit server/10
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Trap channel is best channel
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>>35925343
Trap/1000
don't join
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>Georgia, the sister of Elliot Rodger doesnt wanna touch him
poor guy
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no shit hes a fucking manlet and he dresses like an autist ndd has a stick up his baboon lipped ass
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he thought his haircut would get him laid dear god
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>>35925312
If he had gotten a better haircut and pretended not to be so autistic he could've gotten laid.
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Now introducing.... Everybody clap your hands... 2017-03-31 02:58:14 Post No.35925306
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Now introducing.... Everybody clap your hands...
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The MlT marching band!!!! Come on get right up!! Put away your anime!! These are your kind!!!!
OH WHEN THE SAINTS (o wen da saints) COME MARCHING IN (go marching in) O RUMP PAM M M I E HIP HIP HOORAY
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>you will never be in a marching band in a wealthy school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9L_9s3Tb9M
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>>35925363
i would feel guilty inviting any family member to an mit event
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvMmcxXVwsc imo
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>mfw the best sex i ever had was with a qt from /soc/
why arent you posting on /soc/ right now meeting 4chan sluts in your area? you know if these girls are posting on 4chan they're total sluts that are dtf. this bitch sucked my dick fresh out of her ass.
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Meeting up with a /soc/ slut this weekend actually. Hopefully she'll be dtf.
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because no one is in kentucky or even in louisville + i do not have a car.
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>>35925296
>this bitch sucked my dick fresh out of her ass
I'm on my way right now senpai
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Escort/Prostitute/Hooker thread - Blue Balls Edition 2017-03-31 02:56:40 Post No.35925287
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Escort/Prostitute/Hooker thread - Blue Balls Edition
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Is prostitution the optimal solution to the "I can't get laid" problem?
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>>35925287
its illegal in most states and where its "legal" and the state"regulates it" they hire cops to try to trick people into getting arrested for not getting a whore in a red light district, because justice. the moment it becomes legal the population plummets and the government looses the normies who will inherit debt, no more wage slaves no more government.
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Absolutely. If you're a virgin, you should go to hookers several times to practice sex. Once you have had enough sex with them, you will be able to get sex from normal girls as well.
t. personal experience
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>>35925359
Fuck off, Burger. We are obviously not talking about third world religious dictatorships like yours but free countries.
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How do I find crooked doctors to bribe for scripts?
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>>35925253
1. find doctor
2. say you have symptoms that are solved by drug you need
3. get drugs, or else return to step 1
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dima or vasya pls
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>>35925901
ahahahha yes
i am now king of rusa
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Had a shift last night at my retail job completely forgot about it since I never work Thursdays. They never called though and I'm going back in in a few hours. Wtf do I do, just play cool and hope they don't bring it up? I'm usually a good wagie
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>>35925236
You've already been fired. Don't bother going in today.
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>>35925236
Fucking kek. Don't worry, soon your position will be automated and you'll be jobless.
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>>35925271
I wish that were true....one day
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>finally ready to move out and start my own life and get away from my toxic family
>suddenly father is dying
>mother is guilting me into staying and supporting them because she won't be able to afford living
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>>35925207
If you can't gird your loins against a guilt trip
you are going to be emotionally enslaved by your awful mother until she dies.
And by then you'll be nothing
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>>35925223
but I don't want her to suffer
I just also want to go far far away from them
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>>35925328
She'll manage on her own.
Or she'll die.
If you choose to suffer so she doesn't, will that make you happier?
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>have huge social anxiety, it takes a huge effort to even do basic stuff like going to supermarket, borderline dysfunctional
>visit therapist
>spend like 5 minutes talking and describing my issues, she cuts off, prescribes me some antidepressants and tells me to see her in a month
i dont know what i expected
is this it /r9k/? Am i eternally fucked?
I already gave up on stuff like ambitions, dreams or having a gf, all i wanted is to wagecuck myself into an early grave while doing stuff on pc on my free time without having to suffer panic attack during my occasional contacts with society.
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>>35925161
Should have cut her off instead, denied the pills, and made her listen to you until you're finished. Pills may work but talking it over can be better
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>>35925161
Get a decent therapist.
There are plenty of awful ones out there, you'll just have to keep looking.
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I got on 20mg of lexapro and it didn't do anything for me. I even bumped it up to 40 mg and it still didn't do shit except make me not able to cum. I feel like I need to get prescribed Xanax or some shit. I can't even buy groceries without having a panic attack.
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I've been trying to infiltrate normie life and was doing pretty well so far. I added people and even girls I met on facebook, growing my friend count steadil but that's besides the point. I'm not too knowleadgable about the latest stuff they implement but could they actually notify girls when you download their pics? Today I found a message from one of those girls asking me why I saved her pic, I couldn't come up with an excuse so I panic blocked her. I could've said anything like photo coliage or something right? To make things even more awkward I see her regularly (like we often cross paths) so she's definitely gonna ask me about it. What do I do?
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I had no idea people could know about that, good thing I'm no creep :^)
What did you actually download it for?
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>>35925261
I just save pictures of all the girls I like in case they block me and I can no longer look at them. Does that mean they were all aware and only this one confronted me? Or is it a recent feature? I might be super fucked
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I'm the future use screenshots and edit later, friendo.
Assume it's only her, and tell her you like her even if you don't. May make it less weird?
fucks going on wqith my wefare card nigga'
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GIRL U WAS BETTA DEN DIS... STILL MEMBER U 4 UR SNOOP DOGG IMPRESION,
EVERY1 MISS HER BUT SHE SMOKED THEM CIGRETTES, TAKE A GOOD LOOK DIS WHAT GON HAPPEN IF U SMOKE DEM CIGRETTES!!!!
R.I.P. GIRL SHOUTOUT TO MY BOY GRIM HE GOT A MIXTAPE COMIN NEX MONTH
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>>35925111
MY NIGGA J COMMA TO THE UP TOP MAWL GOT RUN THE FUCK OVER BY SUM FILIPINO METH ADDICT AND THEN THATS MUTHAFUCKER TOOKHIS GODDAMN WEFARE CARD AND BOUGHT DAMN CIGRAETTES
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damn this shit is racist af. just rember who be running shit now america!
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Fresh, new MBTI thread: "Never Let ENTPs on Your MBTI Discord Server" edition.
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>>35925044
never let Es on your discord server
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Posting some reddit deterrent.
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>>35925044
I always seem to be the only ISTJ in every thread. I do have that "drone" mentality though, I will carry out orders if I'm given instruction and supplies with no hesitation. But I see that as a positive attribute.
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I never really played Club Penguin, so the shutdown didn't really matter to me, except it made me realize one thing.
One day, this site's gonna shut down.4chan is too unsustainable to continue indefinitely.
I've been using this site near-nonstop since 2008, when I was 11. I grew up with this shit hole. It's still my go-to timekiller website. I have no idea what I'd do with my time once it's gone.
What will you do when 4chan kicks the bucket?
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>>35925005
Go back to where I came I guess: random niche forums with like 100 people. I'll wait months until everyone is comfortable with me, talk about depressing shit while getting everyone else to share, eventually get banned for being depressing, and then move on to the next one and repeat.
Might be sooner than we think.
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>>35926061
Kek, this is all too accurate
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I've only been here for a few months and I don't want to go anywhere else. Anonymity makes posting much easier, gets rid of social anxiety.
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Are girls weirded out by the fact that men are obsessed with female buttholes?
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>>35924949
A little yeah. I asked to put it in there A bunch of times and answer is always no.
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>>35924963
You need to start slowly. Play with a girl's ass with your fingers occasionally, especially while fucking her from the back. Eat her ass etc. Sooner or later, she'll be down to try anal.
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>>35924976
Yup. Tongue's a lot less intimidating than a dick, so by that time if she's used to it and enjoys the sensation, she's naturally gonna think about the dick goin in.