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>>35927317
In case it doesn't load at the correct times, just skip to the last 30 seconds or so of each vid

>>35927317
I think desiinger is actually autistic but the rest of the rappers are just a little wierded out

>>35927427
Only other people I've seen him interview who respond the way rappers do have been Wesley Willis, Daniel Johnston, etc.

Rappers confirmed autists

>>35927261
What's with these threads? Who's that guy?

>>35927261
That sounds terrible. Why would you do that and post it here?
To be honest I was warned that 4chan is horrible but I never expected to find a murderer confessing his crimes here.

>>35927316
>What's with these threads? Who's that guy?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lethal-dose-of-morphine-harold-shipman

>>35927244
It's still on?

>>35927291
Perhaps he's suggesting the bot before this iteration was much more powerful. But there's no way to know or prove that unless you are a coder who worked on bot.

>>35927362
I think the original bot was more strict. But then again I'm wrong a lot.

Its because even the average girl has so much value. Lower your standards basically means fuck ugly girls.

>>35927268

No it isn't. It's because the average girl is fat. So yeah, wanting a non-fat one means you want an above-average one. That's high standards.

Kind of feels like it, to be honest.

I've had two long-term relationships in the past four years. Both girls were thin and in good shape.

Now that I'm single, I'm having a hard time sealing the deal with anyone. I don't know if it's because I've been out of the game for so long, but I can't even hold the attention of "thick" girls.

I think there are so many thirsty, decent-looking guys on Tinder that women are just over-burdened with choices and always looking to upgrade.

You'll never be good enough unless you're rich and attractive.

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>>35927226 (OP)

I think you're just bad at holding conversations.

My profile is pretty similar to how you've described yours and I've still gotten a decent number of matches. However, I only message girls who have bios which suggest we might get along in person.

I also asked a bunch of girls I've dated or am friends with in real life which of my pictures to use. If you haven't done that, then I'd recommend it. I also had a photo of me on my motorbike as my DP, but almost every girl I asked picked another instead.

Tinder sucks, for what it's worth. Nevertheless, if you're legitimately decent looking, then you probably need to change your approach.

>>35927400
>However, I only message girls who have bios which suggest we might get along in person.
Me too.

> I also had a photo of me on my motorbike as my DP
Mine isn't my DP

>Tinder sucks, for what it's worth. Nevertheless, if you're legitimately decent looking, then you probably need to change your approach.
I don't use tinder, but PoF. Clearly you're at least an 8/10 (probably 8.5) which draws them in.

Either way, my point is that my profile is significantly greater than it used to be (due to: older, wiser, better looking, etc), and yet the results I get are easily 5-10x worse than just a few years ago. The Jews are moving closer in on us.

>>35927400
>>35927532
Also, my second point is the conversation doesn't even START. They don't even reply anymore. Witty as hell, or just a deflated "hi", I get nothing back now.

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This is my favourite wojak

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Turbo-wojak-posting from the feelth dimension

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>>35927156
Fixed

Can't escape Frau Pepe, Wojie :^)

>>35927126
TF?! You're not even skinny. You have that middle aged woman chub though. But overall nice body and tits, would bang/10. And that's coming from a 18 year old you fucking milf!.

>>35927126
Yah but drinking stuff like that slowly messes up your kidneys.
Stick to milk and eggs.

>>35927154
Imagine being this new.

What even is a library bf? Fuck off you cunt.

is this a BL reference? no offence to you but fujos have several screws loose and no sane man would date one for more than a month unless the sex is off the chang.

>>35927100
Does a library bf store books in his ass and would you even read a book straight out someone's ass?

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I just can't bring myself to write about it

it could only happen to the lowest subhuman

Being the only person able to give an intelligent response in art whenever the teacher asked a question.

The whole class would never raise their hands until I brought it up

>walking on the campus, heading home after a lecture
>weird black guy stops me and starts a conversation
>tells me his name and offers his hand for a handshake
whynot.jpg
>shake hands with me
>"Say bro, are there any LGBT clubs around here?"
>he starts being creepy
>he starts scratching my palm with his middle finger while we're shaking hands
>apparently that's the gay handshake
>"No idea man, you should do some research using google."
>try to pull out my hand from his grip
>all of a sudden his grip gets firmer
>black guy starts staring at me intensively while smiling, think he's gonna rape me, as he doesn't let me go "By the way you're very handsome."
>starts getting slightly more aggressive, telling him I'm busy and walking off
>he's still staring intensively as I walk away "Aw come on man!"
Fucking nigger wanted to fuck me, that was one of the most weird and creepy encounters I had in uni. I don't have a problem with gays, but shit, that guy was beyond scary.

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>>35927059
Weed makes it possible to not care.
If I had enough weed I could probably go full ascetic.

>>35927059
Weed is literally gods gift but the whites don't want us happy for whatever reason

>>35927118
>blaming your aspie tendencies on a lack of weed

Counting fat stacks cuz

is selling drugs a job?

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>>35927042
I don't need a job I have a qt career gf that can't stop riding my big white cock

>>35927034
as long as you repay with your ass

>>35927034
Are you a cute??

noblox

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>>35927034
>become a girl
you cant

it's ok if you don't pass the test on the first try. look at your left mirror, right mirror, and rear view (in that order) every 5 seconds. drive the speed limit. if you're nervous the instructor will understand, but try your hardest to be confident anyway.

also try to take the test using an automatic if you can. and then learn manual in a parking lot afterwards.

>>35926978
where the fuck is it a requirement to test with manual?

>>35926938

>Triggers

No we just laugh at you, fat fucking retard

AHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FAT FAGGOT WITH NO SELF CONTROL AHAHAHAHA

>>35926957
lmao stay triggered you fucking bitch

Not really we just laugh at you

hey can you leave some info so i can call the police for you

With her ex shes been fucking i can't think or spell righy now

>>35926877
Nigga, honour your dubs and call for help, an ambulance or something before it is too late