So there's this guy called Narduwar who does interviews. He's got a very quirky personality but he does some really in depth research so he's able to ask personal questions. His trick is that he gives the interviewees endearing and sentimental gifts as a segue into questions. His techniques usually catches them off guard and you get to see the really human side of people. And thus he's exposed that rappers are fucking autists
>Exhibit A
At the end of the interview he makes them say "doot doot". It's a simple little thing, right? Anyone who doesn't do it takes themselves way too fucking seriously. Alas:
>Jay Z doesn't say it: https://youtu.be/Eiz6F8qjK9Q?t=503
>Nas shows how socially maladjusted he is: https://youtu.be/UL8PuPjYdyk?t=569
>Redman can't even say it: https://youtu.be/R1QJGKea6w0?t=429
AND THE BONUS: Desiigner reveals HIGHLY CONCENTRATED autismo: https://youtu.be/1mHfXzApv50?t=863
>>35927317
In case it doesn't load at the correct times, just skip to the last 30 seconds or so of each vid
>>35927317
I think desiinger is actually autistic but the rest of the rappers are just a little wierded out
>>35927427
Only other people I've seen him interview who respond the way rappers do have been Wesley Willis, Daniel Johnston, etc.
Rappers confirmed autists
>20 year old man comes into the surgery
>Has been short sighted for years
>People keep calling him "Johnny 4 eyes"
>Wants me to give him laser eye surgery
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>35927261
What's with these threads? Who's that guy?
>>35927261
That sounds terrible. Why would you do that and post it here?
To be honest I was warned that 4chan is horrible but I never expected to find a murderer confessing his crimes here.
>>35927316
>What's with these threads? Who's that guy?
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lethal-dose-of-morphine-harold-shipman
this board went to shit when they turned off the bot. forced originality was great, now nothing prevents me from posting tendie stories we have all heard before. this makes me sad. i don't even know what I'm saying, maybe it's still running and I am just a moronic fuccboi who read some stupid shit on the internet. good day to you, you basement dwelling beauties.
>>35927244
It's still on?
>>35927291
Perhaps he's suggesting the bot before this iteration was much more powerful. But there's no way to know or prove that unless you are a coder who worked on bot.
>>35927362
I think the original bot was more strict. But then again I'm wrong a lot.
>tfw wanting a gf that isn't fat is considered "high standards"
Its because even the average girl has so much value. Lower your standards basically means fuck ugly girls.
>>35927268
No it isn't. It's because the average girl is fat. So yeah, wanting a non-fat one means you want an above-average one. That's high standards.
Kind of feels like it, to be honest.
I've had two long-term relationships in the past four years. Both girls were thin and in good shape.
Now that I'm single, I'm having a hard time sealing the deal with anyone. I don't know if it's because I've been out of the game for so long, but I can't even hold the attention of "thick" girls.
I think there are so many thirsty, decent-looking guys on Tinder that women are just over-burdened with choices and always looking to upgrade.
You'll never be good enough unless you're rich and attractive.
Online dating.
>spend a decent amount of time thoughtfully writing up a witty, straight-to-the-point profile with "interesting" interests like nutrition, motorbikes, travelling
>upload all my best pictures (7/10 on a good day)
>message many girls i found at least reasonably attractive
>hang around online a good deal
>nothing
Not even my interest in motorbikes draws them in (pic related, me). Maybe it's because one fucking light is out on the bike. I literally had a conversation going with a girl a few months ago and she stopped replying after she asked if my lower gear was leather and I said no.
I literally get no messages at all, even no replies from average girls. I can't tell if it's because I'm not 6ft+ or that I'm not 8/10+ (maybe it's both).
It didn't used to be like this. I've had gfs and the odd date in the past. Back in 2010 when I was 19 was my last memory of girls being very receptive with online dating, and I was far more beta back then. It's getting so fucking bad now. They ALL - DEMAND - Chad.
>>35927226 (OP)
I think you're just bad at holding conversations.
My profile is pretty similar to how you've described yours and I've still gotten a decent number of matches. However, I only message girls who have bios which suggest we might get along in person.
I also asked a bunch of girls I've dated or am friends with in real life which of my pictures to use. If you haven't done that, then I'd recommend it. I also had a photo of me on my motorbike as my DP, but almost every girl I asked picked another instead.
Tinder sucks, for what it's worth. Nevertheless, if you're legitimately decent looking, then you probably need to change your approach.
>>35927400
>However, I only message girls who have bios which suggest we might get along in person.
Me too.
> I also had a photo of me on my motorbike as my DP
Mine isn't my DP
>Tinder sucks, for what it's worth. Nevertheless, if you're legitimately decent looking, then you probably need to change your approach.
I don't use tinder, but PoF. Clearly you're at least an 8/10 (probably 8.5) which draws them in.
Either way, my point is that my profile is significantly greater than it used to be (due to: older, wiser, better looking, etc), and yet the results I get are easily 5-10x worse than just a few years ago. The Jews are moving closer in on us.
>>35927400
>>35927532
Also, my second point is the conversation doesn't even START. They don't even reply anymore. Witty as hell, or just a deflated "hi", I get nothing back now.
Post some Wojak memes, lads, Pepe gets all the fun
This is my favourite wojak
Turbo-wojak-posting from the feelth dimension
>>35927156
Fixed
Can't escape Frau Pepe, Wojie :^)
My older mommy gf says im too skinny
Do those protein drinks work?
>>35927126
TF?! You're not even skinny. You have that middle aged woman chub though. But overall nice body and tits, would bang/10. And that's coming from a 18 year old you fucking milf!.
>>35927126
Yah but drinking stuff like that slowly messes up your kidneys.
Stick to milk and eggs.
>>35927154
Imagine being this new.
>tfw no library bf
What even is a library bf? Fuck off you cunt.
is this a BL reference? no offence to you but fujos have several screws loose and no sane man would date one for more than a month unless the sex is off the chang.
>>35927100
Does a library bf store books in his ass and would you even read a book straight out someone's ass?
Weirdest experience at Uni.
Go.
I just can't bring myself to write about it
it could only happen to the lowest subhuman
Being the only person able to give an intelligent response in art whenever the teacher asked a question.
The whole class would never raise their hands until I brought it up
>walking on the campus, heading home after a lecture
>weird black guy stops me and starts a conversation
>tells me his name and offers his hand for a handshake
whynot.jpg
>shake hands with me
>"Say bro, are there any LGBT clubs around here?"
>he starts being creepy
>he starts scratching my palm with his middle finger while we're shaking hands
>apparently that's the gay handshake
>"No idea man, you should do some research using google."
>try to pull out my hand from his grip
>all of a sudden his grip gets firmer
>black guy starts staring at me intensively while smiling, think he's gonna rape me, as he doesn't let me go "By the way you're very handsome."
>starts getting slightly more aggressive, telling him I'm busy and walking off
>he's still staring intensively as I walk away "Aw come on man!"
Fucking nigger wanted to fuck me, that was one of the most weird and creepy encounters I had in uni. I don't have a problem with gays, but shit, that guy was beyond scary.
>get some money finally
>buy 10g of weed after months
>get high 24/7
>walk average of 15km daily
>spend time online to learn and have fun
>work on my book or be outside
>exercise daily
>run out of weed
>come back to r9k
>spend literally entire days browsing this shit board and do nothing else
>get drunk daily to deal with shitty reality and boredom
>feel like puking/shit everyday
Hmmmm really makes you wonder (((who))) is shilling against weed so much.
>>35927059
Weed makes it possible to not care.
If I had enough weed I could probably go full ascetic.
>>35927059
Weed is literally gods gift but the whites don't want us happy for whatever reason
>>35927118
>blaming your aspie tendencies on a lack of weed
It feels good to have a job unlike you broke white boys LOL
Counting fat stacks cuz
is selling drugs a job?
>>35927042
I don't need a job I have a qt career gf that can't stop riding my big white cock
>tfw spending my welfare on blood tests and hormones to become a cute girl
Thanks wagies!
>>35927034
as long as you repay with your ass
>>35927034
Are you a cute??
noblox
>>35927034
>become a girl
you cant
Passing my driver license test next week and I'm really scared.
It's really hard to drive a manual and I don't feel confident behind the wheel yet. I think on a good day I have some chances to get it but I'm not optimistic.
Improving yourself is terrifying when you're scared of everything.
So do you have your driver license ? Not scared to drive ? any tips ?
it's ok if you don't pass the test on the first try. look at your left mirror, right mirror, and rear view (in that order) every 5 seconds. drive the speed limit. if you're nervous the instructor will understand, but try your hardest to be confident anyway.
also try to take the test using an automatic if you can. and then learn manual in a parking lot afterwards.
>>35926978
where the fuck is it a requirement to test with manual?
>tfw my existence triggers thin fags
feels good man
>>35926938
>Triggers
No we just laugh at you, fat fucking retard
AHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FAT FAGGOT WITH NO SELF CONTROL AHAHAHAHA
>>35926957
lmao stay triggered you fucking bitch
Not really we just laugh at you
Long time lurker never posted Fucking never fall in love robots I've found out my gf has been cheating on me with her im done with this shit life of mine i took 4g of dnp and i feel myself melting already look for overdose in chicago IL
hey can you leave some info so i can call the police for you
With her ex shes been fucking i can't think or spell righy now
>>35926877
Nigga, honour your dubs and call for help, an ambulance or something before it is too late