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would you skull fuck a jew?
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>>35927772
assuming consent, yes
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>>35927772
im currently fucking a Jew right now (Christfag over here), and its pretty good desu. Shes as white as snow too, and is on the pill. Ive been with other Jewish women, but i mean its all pink in the middle. i dont personally see any differences between the girls, at least for the most part.
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>>35928696
Fuck off you misogynist piece of shit

Fembot here
Why does no one care when you say no guy is attracted to fat girls, but everyone gets so offended when you say no girl is attracted to a guy with a small penis? They're both true, and you can check with google.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-winters/2015/12/10-women-on-whether-they-make-fun-of-guys-with-small-penises/

Small penis jokes are just funny in general. It isn't meant as a personal attack. Don't get so riled up when women are honest in admitting that bigger is almost always better.
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>>35927758
>fembot here
You're not a robot and I'm 95 % sure you're not a female.
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>>35927814
I'm not timestamping, if that's what you're getting at

And you know nothing about me. I'm probably more of a robot than you are
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>>35927758
I want to say as a former fat guy (240+ lb), i lost weight and got to 173 lb now... My dick was always 4 inches erect and if i push my pubic fat it's actually 5 inches... Anyways, now my erection is bigger and fatter (6in long, 5in girth circumference)... I never knew i had bad penis blood circulation... But now, fuggg :DDD

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Why do girls these days think its attractive to be a slut?
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>>35927742
Because it's easy and can get you far in life
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It gets them attention from men, which is their primary resource in life.
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Women are histrionic
Look at your pic for instance
Those cuts are just a means of garnering sympathy and attention

With how anti-feminism has blown up in the media, and especially on Youtube, I feel like people are bandwagoning to blindly hate anything related to feminism.

The same way it was cool to hate Justin Bieber when he first came out.

Whenever anyone thinks of feminism, they think of Trigglypuff, they think of Big Red, they think of Anita Saarkeesian, they think of Lacy Green.

All the EXTREME, examples. And I think Feminism hasn't really been given a fair shot because of how radicalized it's been presented.

Even right now, some arsehole is probably typing up some big long winded thing about how "feminism is the destruction of western society" blah blah doompaul muh strawman.

Why can't you just critically analyze what's coming out and try to see both the good and the bad? Why throw the baby out with the bathwater?
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>>35927690
>Whenever anyone thinks of feminism, they think of Trigglypuff, they think of Big Red, they think of Anita Saarkeesian, they think of Lacy Green.

Because that's who feminists are.

>All the EXTREME, examples.

No, those are mainstream feminists. All the activist feminists are like this. They have been like this for decades.

>And I think Feminism hasn't really been given a fair shot because of how radicalized it's been presented.

This isn't our problem, but theirs.
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>>35927690
I agree, to an extent. There is still lot of tribalism, so they often defend fringes even if they wouldn't agree with them.
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>>35927690
Because feminism reinforces the 80/20 rule in society and promotes he sexual genocide of nonchads/20+ virgin males.

It can not be described as anything other than sexual jihad against us. Sexual terrorism.

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>that one kid who wore the same pants everyday but claimed he just had 5 of the same pair
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>mfw I have been wearing the same hoodie and pants for probably a year or more now without washing them.
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>>35928644
bullshit
how is that even possible
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>>35927668
But it's normal to wear pants for a week without it being strange?
t. guy not wearing his pants for less than a month at least

>hear housemates talking about me
>hug the wall
>"yeah I asked her but she says he's too ugly"
>"yeah that's the thing, I got the same reply from ...."

I guess thanks guys. Thanks for trying. I appreciate the concern.
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ah, to be only concerned with being considered unattractive

those were the good old days now that I look back upon it. it only gets worse, anon. it only gets worse
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>be me in 10th grade
>guy I sit next to passes notes to girl across from us
>glance over at what they were writing
>he was trying to set me up with her
>she says I am UGLY, and underlines the words
>hear him talking about it to some other dudes in another class
>him: "Yea I tried to hook him up with her but she said he was ug-"
>he noticies I was lookign over at them
>Him: "She just said she didn't like him"

You know it is bad when people try to hide shit to make you feel better. That is when I knew I was destined to be forever alone. 30 years old now and I am only not a virgin because I paid for it.
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>>35927653
>>35927709
Why do people want to play matchmaker anyways?

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>Yo white boi, I heard u talkin mad shit about my Sheik. Plugin you controller and prepare to get yo ass whooped

What would you do /r9k/?
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>>35927618
>pick Jigglypuff
>rest
gg ez
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>>35927618
Abuse the power of 20XX and pick Fox.
We have Meleefags in here! Who netplays?
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>>35927618
Probably get my ass whooped

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ITT:reasons why its not so bad

You have a roof over your head

You atleast have access to the internet

You have a bed

You aren't a regstered sex offendor

you can walk

You can eat normally

You can hear, see etc

You have music

You have video games
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>>35927606
all this is true except the sex offender part.
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>>35927606
Thanks, I now feel much happier. I think I'm going to make. Why didn't I think of that earlier?
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I can't actually see well at all and am going blind

but the other stuff I guess. I can't play games anymore tho.

>ayo anon
>I couldn't help but notice how down you look. Just remember on days like this you always have another day ahead and if you try your hardest every day then no day is bad or wasted. I see plenty of potential in you and I hope you bounce back exponentially.
>alright I have to go, I hope you enjoy the rest of your day.
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I wish you really meant this
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>>35927582
He probably wants to rob me fucking nigger
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>>35927582
I mean I would love to enjoy my day and be happy but I'm not a multi millionaire former all pro wide receiver

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Would you suck cock if you get the chance to kiss or even fuck a girl?
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Yes.

To be fair though, I've already sucked dick once despite having a gf at the time.
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>>35927555
I'm half faggot so totally.

No STDs, though
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yes, but i'd rather not kiss the grill or fuck her desu

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ALL I WANT TO DO IS SNIFF BIG FEMALE FEET!!!! WHY WON'T THEY LET ME!!!!
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>>35927522
All the women I know of put feet right up there with scat and blood and other fetishes that would be a deal breaker.

.... I enjoy fetishes so we talk about then alot
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>>35927585
Blood fetish is a thing?
I know that's probably a no brainer. But I've never heard of it?
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>>35927736
Like making some bleed. Playing in it. Drinking it. Taking it. Etc. Idk anyone into it but I know it is one.

I'm into Ballbusting and I enjoy seeing small penis humiliation, just not aimed at me. Most gals I tell are fascinated by the two

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>Townspeople upturned the grave of primeval man
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>2017
>Still links fire
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>Our Lord of Hollows shanks the Londor assassin
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>Aldrich ate the god's daughter(male)

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Dear Anna,

Is there even a tiny chance things between us will ever go back to the way they were?

You're selfish and an all around shit person but I miss you
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Dear F,

You're the reason our father took his own life and I will never be able to look you in the eye again.

-E
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Katie,

I miss you and I'd give anything to make us work again. I wish you'd contact me.

Anna,

This weird guy keeps making threads about you. Stay away.
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Dear anyone,
It has to go like this, I hope you can relate one day.
We all knew this was just temporary.
May we meet again in another place and time.

Greentext the last time you spoke to a female, no matter how boring or how interesting it was.
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I don't even remember the last time I spoke to a female.
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>>35927477
>me: hi
>her: hi
that's it
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>Walking with tall amazonian classmate talking about stuff
>see oneitis 'how was your exam'
>see looks at me with dead eyes 'worst exam of my life' 'oh'
>exchange a couple of awkward of words
>her friend arrive and i become invisible
>feels bad man
>say bye to my classmate and go home

Pretty boring desu. Feels like im a friend with no one at uni. Im just there.

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>cute coworker comes into work today, seems genuinely upset and sad
>Confides in me that her bf of 2 years is leaving on his mission
>Later I see her with Chad talking about seeing a movie within the week
>L i t e r a l l y same day
I mean holy fuck, at least wait until he's gone to make plans, right? Fucking hell...
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>>35927450
What else did you honestly expect?
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>>35927450
Well of course, Chad is going to "make her feel better"
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>>35927450
>Mission
What the fuck? Do you work for the CIA or something?

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