It's friday night and fembots are creaming on chads cock as we speak.
>>35928170
>noon
>"night"
>>35928170
>night
>11am
Alrighty then
Ehem
It's 3o'clock et, foreignscum
I gave up on pursuing women the "socially acceptable" way a long time ago. I pretty much exclusively have sex with gorgeous hookers in places like Tijuana, Thailand, and Eastern Europe.
Over time I've realized that the problem was never me. Hell, it was never really with women either. The problem is that there's always a 3rd wheel, the "Western cultural narrative", or "Marketing", always omnipresent everywhere you go in your relationship. You can never be totally alone with a girl. This cultural machine is CONSTANTLY influencing you and how you behave and act.
Think of all the bullshit that Western culture tells you that you need to do. Take her out. Pay for her meal. Go to the right restaurant. Wear the right clothes. Drive the right car. Have the right job. Have the right attitude. Who really benefits, who really is investing the most effort?
Why did I chose this path? It was logical. I wanted to have sex with multiple, gorgeous beautiful women with no repercussions and minimal investment. Western culture isn't really built to enable people to do that unless you're impossibly alpha. What really sold me was when I was thinking about the concept of outsourcing. An IT business will outsource a 100k$ job to India so they can pay 20k$ and get the exact same results with less effort and expenditure.
I have sex with gorgeous women that I pick and chose, on my time and when I want it. Why would I have it any other way?
I'm with you on that OP. I feel like the concept of a relationship is pointless in today's age and that women don't really bring anything into but pussy. Why be bogged down by one pussy when I can go out and experience various pussies?
>>35928136
Sounds like a good system to me bro.
>>35928136
you can fuck those legs??????? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
So, here we are, bots. Another week in the books. Explain how you think your Friday night will be.
>Leave uni campus library after shitposting for a while
>go buy potent beer
>go home
>eat a shit-load of food
>shitpost on various boards
>listen to a few podcasts while shitposting
>eventually pass-out from being drunk
repeat next day
sounds like my idea of a fun weekend.
il be doing this except ive got work early tomorow morning at mcdicks
I, in some way, win.
There's a party at my house tonight. It's gonna suck dick. I wonder why I do this to myself.
>>35928120
I'll be hanging out with friends and a girl I've gone on a feed dates with. Most likely will be sleepy by over at their house, not sure if sex because not sure what the sleeping arrangements or privacy will be like.
I have a manlet buddy who gets laid constantly.
He is really handsome with huge blue eyes.
They manlet meme seems to not apply to him which makes me a bit angry because I struggle even though I am almost 6 feet.
How common is this and what can be done?
>>35928090
let me guess your "manlet" buddy is 5'8'' or taller
>>35928338
Definitely shorter than that.
Not quite the shortest kid at schhool short but very short.
Maybe 5'5" ?
>>35928090
I don't understand what you're asking? Are you trying to make your "buddy" as insecure as you are?
>Jerk off 3 times a day
>feel great about myself and think everything is going to be ok
>stop jerking off because I felt like I've been overdoing it
>libido goes down
>feel like I am a worthless piece of shit that no one will ever like
>stop working out because what is the point
I thought fapping was supposed to be bad.
>>35928063
Same thing happened to me.
>Jerk off 6 times a day (no joke)
>Stop because I'm real fucking busy
>Get real depressed
What the hell?
>be alcoholic
>stop drinking because i felt like i've been overdoing it
>urge to live goes down
>start sweating and shaking and feel like i'm a worthless piece of shit
>stop working out because what is the point
i thought drinking was supposed to be bad
>>35928153
Are you trying to equate quitting fapping to alcohol withdrawals?
Post cute girls who have some mental illness
>>35928040
>cute girls who have some mental illness
were made for bullying desu
posting superior 2d thou
>>35928040
I'm attracted to trash girls. If a girl wears chokers, has odd colored hair, dresses like a neo-hipster wanna be punk and smells of daddy issues, you bet I'm gonna be obsessing over her
here is the arcade girl
how do I improve my stats?
>>35928022
Take Kick Boxing, or Tae kwon do.
>>35928022
Fight when you know you will win. Otherwise, do not fight.
Nice dubs.
Boxing/Kick-boxing for a stand up game
Wrestling for when you inevitably get taken to the ground
Might want to throw in some judo too cause theres going to be some amount of clinching as well
>start smoking most of a pack a day
>cough like I have tuberculosis
>no desire to stop
What's your self-destructive behavior?
Going on here
>>35928014
Complaining about having no gf yet doing nothing to get one.
It's a weird cycle.
>>35928014
>>35929356
both of these
also drinking
Would you want to have a gf with boobs as large as Kate Upton's? Or do you prefer girls with a smaller bust?
>>35927992
smaller to be honest.
she has no booty thou
I prefer girls with a midsection that doesn't look like a potato
First (and only) girl I ever had sex with had a big beautiful ass and tiny mosquito bite tits. She was definitely the chief of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, but nothing compares to nibbling, pulling, and sucking those tits. My preferred body type 100% desu.
>im sorry sir, but should I take your order now or come back again in a bit and see if the person you're waiting for has showed up by then?
>>35927973
I'm actually by myself today, thank you for asking though.
Going to restaurants by yourself aint half bad 2bh.
I live in a city that's famous for its night life and food/coffee
I've literally never been out in the city at night and I've literally never eaten out.
I'm also 30. I have anxiety walking in crowded places during the day time where people aren't even expected to be social.
>accidentally shittalked the only roastie that was actually down to earth and nice to me by sending shit about her to her instead of my friend
end me lads, how did I manage to fuck up so badly?
only autistic manchildren do this
It depends on how bad that shit was
Because you're just a shitty person. You talked shit behind someone's back, you deserved what you got.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12646525
I want this to stay alive.
I wonder if the under 16 is telling the truth.
>so many young bucks that still stand a chance in conforming with the normie life and are aware of it, yet decide to stay here
>>35928465
that explain all these shitty threads...
>last academic year i smoked weed for at least 4 times a week
>literally did not pass a single course in uni
>locked up in my room every day
>muh crippling depression
>this year
>weed became boring, did not enjoy it anymore
>automatically smoked less, until i stopped smoking weed completely
>now I have passed every single course in uni so far
>feel better, exercise, got friends
>even went from kv to v
>have a social life now
lose the weed stonebots
Your experience isn't necessarily applicable to everyone else's.
See >>35927059
>>35927880
Applicable to me, at least. I fucked up my semester this year because I binged on drugs until I couldn't think.
Wait until after college to smoke yourself out, bots.
>>35927861
>literally did not pass a single course in uni
I've been high since freshman year, and haven't even come close to flunking a test.
Retarded people shouldn't use drugs that enable their retardation. Simple as that.
Hey /r9k/
I'm 30, been NEET my whole adult life. I started college 2 years ago and Ive only barely got by and failed several classes already.
I'm on my final warning, and judging by how I'm going so far in this 3rd year units I'm going to fail. I simply don't have the intelligence to do it. I spent 100+ hours per week banging my head against the wall studying and I just don't get it.
How can I break this to my parents? I'll be going back to my home state and moving back in with them and going back to NEET life again. I'm full of anxiety because I'm unsure as to how they'll handle it. I think they believe that I've someone got out of it and managed to become a normie but truth is I'm still the same old useless NEET I was before they convinced me to try getting a college degree.
>>35927844
Forklift, taxi, delivery, growing weed... Save for 2-3 years, frugal as fuck... Invest 30-60k as part owner of small fast food place/liquor store/mini mart? Start earning 15k a yr in profit while working, invest in index funds?
why don't you just withdraw for the semester and work on your studying skills, get adderall and calm down?
>>35927868
Nope. White. Parents/Siblings are all successful, I'm the odd one out.
Not sure why I haven't just died yet. My existence is literally pointless, and I don't mean that in an edgy kind of way. I literally have existed like a dog for the last 3 decades. Eat, sleep, shit, play around, repeat. I literally have no responsibilities to anybody or anything. Seriously the only attachments I have in life is the bond I have with my parents. That is it. There's nothing else for me. Never been able to succeed at anything. The whole "tfw no gf" lost all meaning to me years ago, that doesn't even enter my mind anymore. I came to the realization that there's no point worrying about not having a girlfriend or sex when nothing else in life is working.
I'm not joking around here, people have ended their lives being in far better situations that I've been in for my entire adult life. It's a surprise I've even been able to stick around and not be depressed 24/7.
>know some guy from elementary school
>he is somewhat mentally deficient
>never find out what exactly is the issue with him
>hang out with him occasionally
>sometimes starts talking about sex and girls
>it's obvious that he is a virgin and his mental deficiency probably doesn't help
>on our way to cinema with friends
>he is there as well
>other friend says girls like it if you touch them between their legs
>doesn't mention consent
>as one could expect he starts aggressively groping some girl at the cinema
>gets found guilty for sexual assault and a whole bunch of other stuff
>gets 3 years in prison of which 1 year is conditionally
>mental deficiency doesn't help him
I feel bad for him. Imagine being a mentally deficient guy in prison.
What movie did you watch my friend?
>>35927835
Star Wars ep. 7, I didn't like it.
Do you think his mental deficiency makes him unable to be a responsible person?
>no
then he should be under supervision
>yes
then he is guilty