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>>35928572
>live in Poland
>my roommate is ultracatholic, he has a fiancee that he doesn't live with, soon to be married
>pretty confident they didn't see each other naked yet
>once saw my roommates shirtless, he has the hairiest most disgusting back hair I've ever seen
>they clog the shower drain all the time, literally yeti

what a lovely surprise for her it's gonna be

>>35928665
how do you do fellow Pole

apply 2% salicylic acid, they should disappear within 2 weeks

OP has a successful and fulfilling sex life

I don't have to tell you things are gay. Everybody knows things are gay. It's a buttpression. Everybody's out of dildos or scared of losing their nuts. The dollar buys a nickel's cum, bath houses are going bust, poopkeepers keep a gun under the cunter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it. We know the lube is unfit to apply and our dick is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our gay porn while some local buttcaster tells us that today we had fifteen homocides and sixty-nine violent rapes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are gay - worse than gay. They're queer. It's like everything everywhere is going queer, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the rape dungeon, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our anterooms. Let me have my antiques and my tea and my hundreds of cats and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get straight!

>>35928511
Dubs.
Posts a thumbnail.
OP please shoot yourself in the head.

>this year will be different
>first 3 months are worst than ever

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>>35928507
we're not still in February?

>>35928507
Not yet, Ausfag

>>35928629
:(

conservatives are weak vs. propaganda and especially vulnerable to sexual suggestion
and the hardest core zealots are homosexual bbc lovers in denial so ultimately we're just giving them what they crave

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>>35928506
Stop blaming all your problems complaining on an invisible enemy and actually do something other than whine as you people always do.

I'm pretty sure its just ironic shitposting.

>>35928499
What do you think that Muslim is hiding in that hoodie...

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>>35928521

TNT?

>>35928499
Where's the asian?

>>35928494
a lot of women are into necrophilia even if they don't admit it

>>35928512
Great, I'll kill myself in a populated area and see if I can finally lose my virginity.

>>35928494
you'll be surprised how many women are into bestiality

>time to put up the thick winter clothes
>none of my clothes fit AGAIN this year
>going to look like I'm trying to hide my girth

fatfeels

>like to wear all black because autism
>summer is upon us
shit

>>35928435
kek you fucking faggot im ripped and cant wait to get to wear only tshirts and show off

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Why would she even be posting things like this? What is she trying to prove? Everyone already knows she is an 11/10.

>>35928354
>insecure about who a fucking celebrity fucks
Can't get more beta than this. Top cuck.

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>>35928606
>gets cucked by his waifu
JUST

I feel the same way about rape.

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

>>35928343
I'm fucking obsessed with amateur self shots something about dumb horny sluts having people see their nudes when they don't want them to its almost like a distant cousin of rape

Aint nothing bad about creepshots.

Upskirts/understalls are different though.

I sometimes get erections looking at my muscular and lean body in the mirror while imagining myself with a naked woman by my side.

The last 5 years of lifting has actually paid off. I at least have one thing in life that I don't absolutely hate.

>>35928295
What do you mean?
Do boners give you boners?
Do women give you boners?

>>35928295
Just watch 5 minutes of a gay porn movie. Choose one with actors that attract you. I wouldn't make it harder than that.

>>35928268
>all three looked around not sure where to start
>they were almost giddy as they made their way to the dining area of the house
>Jacob's mind never register the sounds of the gunshots, but could clearly see the bright light from the muzzle flashes
>he popped back into reality to the shouts of a man yelling to "get the fuck out of my house!"
>Jacob paralyzed with fear turned to Max, hoping he knew what to do
>Max was on the ground making a terrifying hissing sound, blood was everywhere.
>Maxwell had been shot in the neck, the bullet severed carotid arteries and punched a hole in his windpipe before exiting out just below his ear
>Max would be dead within the next few seconds
>Jacob next turned to Jake "we got to go!"
>Jake was sitting up against a coffee table staring straight ahead
>Jake was shot in the chest his lung had collapsed and was filling with blood
>Jacob thought Jake was in shock until he coughed up a thick dark red mouthful of blood
>it was only after falling to the ground that Jacob realize he too was shot
>he had been shot twice in the abdomen, one bullet hit his pancreas and other penetrated his liver
>initially he thought it wasn't that bad, just two small holes
>but it was bad, it was real fucking bad
>he reached around and felt two massive exit wounds in this back, he could touch his ribs and want he thought was organs
>he began to fade fast after that
>Max and Jake were already dead, the man that shot was gone
>he sat there unable to grasp that this was it, this is how I die?. What will my parents think?
>for a second he thought it was a dream and all he had to do was wake up, he tried and tried
>he held on long enough to hear the sounds of police sirens but it was over
>Jacob closed his eyes never to wake again

A story about JUSTICE

What happened to Liz?

>>35928212
White Males would be Knights. Powerful fighters, unparalleled in battle, but during peace get fat and lazy.

Niggers would be Spear Chuckers

How many "white men suck" threads are you gonna make you fucking parasite?

>>35928212
Huwait male is clearly eldritch knight, master of all trades and jacked as fuck.

Everyone else is a warlock or druid.

fully automated robotic slave labor

>>35928211
So you want a society where you can be a dilettante or completely disconnected from society yet have your needs met?

>>35928211
I support mandatory hormone treatments for all males at an early age to turn them into feminine traps

Dear V,
I don't know why I ran away today. Did it bother you just because it made G upset?
Thanks for noticing me anyways. This day would be extremely sad without your voice and your messages.
Love,
A. L.

>>35928193
C,

Leave me alone.

-A

Dear M

Can you stop fucking harassing me. Jesus, I made my mistakes but I dont need to be excommunicated from everyone I know. Cant we just go back to the way it was before?

-J

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>>35928183
>go into hole
>get stuck
>die

>>35928183
there vid of him getting out

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>>35928205
>2
>>35928223
maybe. But the point is, he's having fun as part of a community.