I had a lump in my armpit and in the last few days It got extremely painful, now it feels like whatever this is is going to burst, I feel like my skin is going to break any moment now.
Do you think I should go to a doctor? I'm pretty broke at the moment and I don't think I can afford any surgeries.
>>39233026
Looks like armpit lymph. See the doc.
>>39233026
It looks like a plugged gland. Hot compress it for a while and it will most likely burst. Head to a walk-in clinic if it shows any signs of infection at all.
Looks like caused by friction, fat people get them.
Pop it with a sterile pin and squeeze out the pus or put a bandaid on top so that you stop irritating it with friction.
Can you Yanky Doodle Dandelions explain something for me
I watched a couple of Americans eating lunch today at work (community centre with a community hot lunch) and it was like
>Cut up food with knife in right hand, fork in left
>Put the knife down
>Switch fork from left to right hand
>Eat food
Now, was this couple super weird or is this literally how you guys eat all the time?
>>39232990
They have proper table manners, take note
>>39232990
Depends if you're right or left handed.
You hold the knife in your dominant hand to cut easier, and the fork in the non dominant hand to hold the food in place.
After you're done, you use your dominant hand to eat, so you switch the fork.
Is this really that weird? That's how my parents taught me to eat.
>>39233012
Why don't you just
Use the hand already holding the fork
What's the secret to true fulfillment in life?
>>39232989
That feeling before fainting. It's the best thing that I have experienced.
>>39233038
relatable
but to me the moments while i'm fainted are the ones that make the most sense
>>39232989
Force and Violence. A gun is worth whatever it can take. A sword, spear, rock, or fist all the same. A piece of money isn't worth anything. You must secure yourself to feel anything
Is it wrong to be in love with your 10 year old sister?
its only normal to love your family...
>>39232997
But to be IN LOVE
???
>>39232984
i don't think loving someone is wrong but if you molest her or do bad things to her because of your feelings, then that's really fucked up. just be a good brother.
how do you know it's love, though?
Last month i lost my virginity, got a gf and a stable job.
Is amazing how in one month my life changed drastically.
Also, should i fuck off back to facebook with all the other normies now?
>>39232971
Normies are brainwashed sheep oblivious to the objective truths of our reality. You have seen the truth, now you cannot go back.
>>39233047
He can't go back but he can't stay here, this isn't a place for normies like him.
>>39232971
fuck off normie
>>39232971
>Also, should i fuck off back to facebook with all the other normies now?
Negative. You should stick around and discuss your happiness at every opportunity so as to be a beacon of hope for other robots who are still trying (and also because it's hilarious to watch the more bitter robots have their impotent little chimpouts).
The years go by and my life never changes, never gets any better. I dont even know how to fix it anymore
>>39232868
why the hell do you keep posting this kid?
>>39232885
because his dreams didn't come true
>>39232868
Yes you can OP. Set little goals for yourself. If you want to see your life get better work on yourself.
Will I lose weight if I puke when I'm sick? Like days I drink and overeat I wake up feeling sick and I want to just puke it up so I force myself to throw up and go back to sleep
Will this lose at least some weight instead of just letting it sit there in my stomach and hurting?
>>39232845
It will work better if you puke it before the calories have time to absorb in your stomach.
>>39232845
You will get a eating disorder this way. Have fun.
>>39232845
Literally just eat your meals slower so you get full faster. That way you don't develop bulimia. Robots have enough problems as it is. Don't want you getting another hombre.
>go to /d/
>pick up a bunch of fetishes I never knew I enjoyed
>>39232724
Go ooooooonnnn.... Don't leave us hanging
Lemme see.
Absolutely disgusting
>vore
>giant girls
>inflation/stretching
>futa
>vagina mouth
>farting
Maybe
>slime girls
>monster girls
>>39232791
Unironically and totally originally hot
>push a bit too hard while shitting on a high fiber diet
>toilet full of spark red blood that takes ages to clean up
Meh at least it isn't worse than the time I had a worm piece coming out of my anus on an early morning.
Who here /healthissues/
>>39232722
im a perfectly normal human and I never have issues.
My brain doesn't work and my body doesn't seem to work either. I don't know what to say.
>that feel when an alcohol
>that feel when have been drinking beer all every day for 8 years
>poo time is a nightmare
>its usually when i first wake up and it involves sitting on the toilet for about 25 minutes
>feels like I'm full of poo
>so constipated that only a few pellets or dribbles come out (usually not solid)
>have to go back and let more poo out periodically throughout the day
>almost always blood
rip
Wakey wakey wagie... You're gonna be late for your 5am shift buddy! Oh me, I'm taking a break from my 12 hour super nap. Ahhh.... Noice. A plate of warm, crispy tendies with my 2 liter of ice cold Sprite.
HEY WAGIE! STOP READING THIS THREAD! I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET FIRED; I CARE FOR YOU, I CARE FOR YOU TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY NEET BUX!!!!! NOW GET GOING WAGIE!!!!
>>39232518
>He thinks I get taxed on my income
>>39232575
>>39232575
The fbi is coming criminal
>>39232575
>t.UnAmerican faggotwagie
Kys
Can you get hard without
>looking at lewd pics/vids
>touching
>imagining lewd things
>getting naked
>flexing penis muscle
so pretty much by just concentrating all your attention to your penis?
I can do it only in the morning.
>>39232507
>Can you divert your blood against a pressure gradient with only your willpower
Not all of us are vampires, Dio
This sounds like the premise of a terrible shounen battle anime
>>39232507
That's called 'morning wood' and it happens automatically. Sometimes I have to sit around 5 full minutes or so waiting for that thing to go down before I can go get my coffee.
>been lifting and working out for a year
>dieting strictly, no sugar no beer
>taken up running and cycling
>i now dress myself better
>i look people into the eyes all the time
>i'm confident in my purpose
>posture fixed
>188 cm tall
>undyed my hair to my original gold coloured hair
and i'm still a virgin at the age of 24
what the fuck do i do?
Oh, have you tried speaking to people? Because that's the only way (not including hookers) to lose your virginity and make friends.
>>39232514
i dunno, how do i ask out someone? to where? and then? what do i after the date?
>why isn't my perfectly average (improved) image attracting women like a magnet?
You have to play the stupid game. Either that or meet a chubby drunk girl at your local watering hole.
So because I've been on a vacation for little over a week I didn't fap and I was fine, now as soon as I returned home I did it four times in two days and now I have a headache. Did anyone experience something similar?
>>39232452
It's not the fapping that gave you a headache little boy you just got dehydrated
>>39232452
No. If I don't dap, I get desires for females. These desires lead to extreme anxiety and depression which lessen when I masturbate.
I'm sure for mentally stable people, nofap helps, but not everyone is the same. Do what feels right, OP
>>39233329
I was going to say drink a lot of water throughout the day and see what happens. Headaches usually seem from people not drinking enough water.
>20 years old
>never been in love with a woman
>cuck shit never enraged me
>not even gay
What is wrong with me?
>>39232411
Do you get horny alot? Do you masturbate alot?
>>39232420
I masturbate once a week-ish, give or take.
>>39232428
Low test maybe
How do I maximize my contribution to ruining the environment for future generations?
>>39232380
pour oil in still/low speed water
lots of it.
>>39232380
buy methane gas and refrigerants and release into atmosphere
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