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>looks down

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>>35929049
gottem

asdasd

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>look up to verify claim because you are skeptical
>"haha you didn't believe me, how gullible are you"

Shut the fuck up. 0ld dumb ass retards!

>>35929029
>Mum has never mentioned grandkids to me before
>Aunt just became a grandmother
>Mum played with the baby
>"Not pressuring you, but it'd be nice to have grandkids"
>Has since mentioned it to me every time I talk to her
>Asking about how much money I have put away for a family home
>Keeps mentioning how marriage makes men more stable and happy

Fucking painful.

>>35929122
Cuntz

>>35928982
I only fap to 2D.
original

Because I don't want white people to go extinct.

because only white people like noise rock

>>35928963
>Fall in love with her

That was where you fucked up anon

>>35928989
No he fucked up sooner. He fucked up by living with a female.

>>35928963
Just want to make sure I'm 100% clear...

Your roommate, who you've known for a grand total of two months and whom you are nothing more than friends with, is minding her own business and flirting with a guy, you invade her privacy to scope out her phone, and now you're mad at what you found despite her having no obligation to you whatsoever?

He looks so androgynous. Asian men really are hopeless.

>>35928921
If you do you should at least get one that involves art lol.

You know writing or music or film editing or something.

Sombody has to make the movies, books, and music for the people who didn't follow their dreams.

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>>35928921
Why is he talking about it like it's something derogatory?

>>35928871
I regret not voting, but my vote wouldn't have been well informed

there might be a silver lining of usa accelerating into a civil war and lots and lots of chads dying thus creating a post-chad utopia for beta male resurgence

>>35928871
I kinda do but between him, Hilldawg, "Aleppo...?" and "Slave reparations in the year 2016" he was the sanest choice of insane options.

>>35928863
Ok, what kind of cake are we having?

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>>35928883
topkek, in all likelihood

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>>35928896
What about butterkeks?

be virgin
cook
don't nag
Go for the hair look like your pic. Dry nigger wool looks shit but so does the straight hair look on nigresses because they have that large forehead and it always looks like a man with a wig. Use oils n shit

Natural hair
no tats or other hood rat shit
act and talk white
dress modest

I like a big ol' butt

>>35928839
Your life man!

Cherrybomb was shitty. Tyler please stop making shitty overpriced clothing and make something as good as Wolf and Bastard.

It's not a movie but watch One Punch Man. It's what Superman should have been if the writing was good.

>>35928764
No, but you did with this thread

No, it's been brewing years before /pol/. There were a couple incarnations of a news board that held the same content and user base.

/pol/ used to be my homeboard. It was filled with other hopeless young men, angry at the world and autistically assigning blame and plotting revenge. Then gamergate hit, and then trump. The influx of redditfags and hope destroyed everything I liked. Now it is just a Trump clusterfuck. Occasionally there is a good thread, but it isn't the same.

nu/pol/ is my sworn enemy
I need my friend simulator back the way it was

>>35928746
Are you for real? I'm not even kidding I would do this. Where do I go to find them?

>tfw only a 70 yo man would consider you a 'young boy'

wew

>>35928746

Males can't be virgins, if it don't bleed; don't make it about greed.

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>>35928731
I'm going to live forever.

>not original

>>35928731
I have the centenarian gene, so I wouldn't be surprised if I make it to 100.

>>35928731
1 to 4 unless something unexpectedly nice happens

>>35928711
She the one with a big nose? Call her a kike.

>>35928711
"What's your favourite Swans album?"

>>35928737
She's the one on the left , what do I do can you help me

No. If you ever do, it won't last.
Sorry but you're fucked.

>>35928680

hell yea man.... i heard lesbians love huge clits.

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>>35928680
>dick
that is vagina

>>35928574
Yes I like anime I like storytelling if the character development is done in a way that suits my interests. I dislike how sometimes a fact is overly explained where it would probably be better off left unexplained left up to the watcher to decipher.

>>35928616
>my interests
What are they?

originaI bump, pIs no mute