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If you're robot, doesn't matter girl or boy, and want to have have fun and be comfy, this is your place. Everyone is welcome!

https://discord.gg/NEeRr
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Bumpu my dood
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>>35931135
ded invite btw
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https://discord.gg/gu7GmYX
New invite link

Does anyone else like imagining female qt soldiers getting shot and killed in combat?

I don't know what exactly it is, it's not really a sexual thing cause I don't get a boner from it but I really enjoy thinking about female soldiers dying. Particularly the noises they would make and their helpless cries of pain.

I remember being a kid and not liking to watch death scenes in movies because they gave me a boner. Now they don't and I don't really care. But when, for example, I played Half Life 2 and one of the female rebels got shot in the head and died I kind of liked it. Later on I would line up female citizens in Garrys Mod and shoot them or have them shot by powerful combine soldiers just to hear their moans of pain.

This wasn't enough so I started looking for movies with a lot of female soldeirs dying in them but I couldn't find many. As a result I play female characters in games just to hear the noises they make when they get hurt or die.

I dunno what it is. I used to imagine being a soldier when I was a little kid while masturbating fruitlessly because I didn't know how to fap, so I am wondering if that fucked up my sexuality somehow.

Does anyone else share these feels? They give me an odd satisfaction. i watched the Hatred trailer where the woman has a gun stuck in her mouth and she begs for mercy and for some reason I really enjoyed it. I don't know how to explain it. I don't hate women and would never do anything like this, are there any other vidya or movies you would recommend for this kind of thing? Post them if you got them.
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You...actually took the time to type this...you actually did the captcha. What the fuck
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I used to draw stick person gore whilst having a giant erection when I was about 11. It probably fucked me up
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old copy pasta is old. still good tho

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What was your reaction when newspapers openly started acting hostile to virgins?
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>>35931100
it strengthened my belief that Elliot Rodger did nothing wrong
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>>35931100
That looks like one of those unprofessional "newspapers" that appeal to the lowest fucking denominator, trying to catch their attention with mere sensationalism.
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>unironically reading fake news
>top kek

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>just took xanax for the first time
is this what normies feel like all the time?
perfect drug for shitposting
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>>35931048
>takes xanax
>wastes it on shitposting

unless you got a script or something
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>>35931078
what else should i do while on it anon? its not like i have friends to do it with or anything
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>>35931048
Dude, I know. It's like alcohol but just... cleaner. Like more natural. It's like a blessing for. It's so good I deliberately keep away from the stuff.

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>tfw no consul bf
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>tfw no little person gf
How can I compete against midget chad?
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>>35931038
inb4 this is a yet another trap thread by an r9k faggot. Why do you even try any more?
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>>35931038
What the fucks a comsul? Some kinda fag?

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How should we fix the gender imbalance? The fact of the matter is that young men outnumber young women in nearly all parts of the world. While there are more women on earth as a whole, that's only because generally females outlive males by up to a decade.

Between 105 and 107 boys are born for every 100 girls. In centuries past, war and famine and disease helped to even this imbalance. Of courde this is no longer the case. Additionally, studies have found women who become pregnant at a later age are more likely to give birth to boys. Let's not forget China's one-child policy either.
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>>35930961
>How should we fix the gender imbalance?
We already did by voting in the man who will go down as the president who destroyed America.

The population of fighting men will be decimated before he gets out of office.
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So you guys really don't care about there not being enough women?

If I called the shots I'd enforce the following:

>Punish the families of female suicide victims in order to discourage women from killing themselves
>Encourage male homosexuality, discourage lesbianism
>Encourage male abortions, discourage or even outlaw female ones
>Put billions into researching which factors determine an embryo's sex
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>Additionally, studies have found women who become pregnant at a later age are more likely to give birth to boys.
Are you retarded the sex of the infant is determined by the father's sperm

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Is Owen Shroyer a chad?

I-i like him
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>>35930924
post the infowars blond college girl investigative reporter
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>>35930924
He should off kept the beard from that video with the rally. It hided how ugly he really is and everyone thought he was one
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>>35930943
milly weaver a cute

Anyone ever question why we hold leaders such as presidents, prime ministers and kings in such high regard when in reality they are no different than you and I....?

What makes the President of the United States so special that he gets to rule over the country?

What makes a king any more fit to lead a group of human beings than any other man?

These people that get these positions in our society aren't very smart, nor do they have righteous values that encourage them to do things for truth and justice. They are just men.

Old, greedy, sociopathic men.

Why has there never been a genius leader in modern history? Do smart people just naturally avoid leadership roles? Why is it always the most evil human beings that achieve the most power? Are the good just simply too weak?
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>>35930891
Imagine you are really good at a game. Always coming up with new strategies and dominating your opponents by thinking up clever ways to beat them. At some point the 'meta' of the game will stabilize and you will start losing to people just cheesing out the lamest, most efficient strategy there is. It doesn't matter if you invented it, it is much easier to copy than invent. No matter how hard you try, you can't beat them without investing the same effort into the trivial details(like hotkeys and micro) and using the most efficient strategy no matter how boring. In real life it is the same, except in addition to being boring, the most efficient strategy is also to be completely ruthless, contrary to your human nature.
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>>35930891
nobody likes the leaders because everyone knows what you know
we merely elect wicker men for scapegoating projection
the leaders also know this so merely ignore everyone and fuck sluts and go full gangster
not sure how to stabilize this degenerating situation. perhaps governance by governmentbots
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>>35930891
>Why has there never been a genius leader in modern history

Because they are smart enough to realize that if they actually tried to change the world for the better, than their lives would be in danger.
Llook what they did to Perot. The man announced his intention to end paid lobbyists, end special interests, balance the budget, slash military spending, and generally cost multiple groups of people billions of dollars. And he was called crazy by the mainstream media when he claimed he and his family had been receiving death threats on a daily basis.

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MBTI SHOWDOWN THREAD

Who would win in a fight between an ENTP and an INTJ, the scenario is anything you want it to be, it could be a physical brawl or a long term game skullduggery.

Who wins?
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>>35930887
Entp probably. The intj is really good ib theory, but I've never seen one succeed at anything other than being a lowkey student.
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ENTP wins IRL INTJ wins in the game
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>>35930887
If it takes preperation: INTJ
If the fight starts without any time to prepare and they have to improvize: ENTP

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Seriously girls will fetishize dogs and horses, but there's not a SINGLE girl on this planet with a fetish for deflowering adult male virgins?

What the fuck is up with that?
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You're a man.
You're meant to be strong.
Women don't like weak men. It's gross. It's pathetic. It's a disgrace to your gender.
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>>35930870
>you're a woman
>you're meant to not speak and live life as a slave
>men don't like uppity women. it's gross. it's a disgrace to your gender
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>>35930870
fuck off roastie
originaluistein

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Well this is it.
It's time for me to throw the towel.
Goodbye to all of you, you were my dear friends.
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Have a nice death, anon kun.
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Yeah, see you later
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>>35930988
Take care of this place for me while I'm gone.
sweet dubbus

Let's face it we're all lonely and dating a normalfag is out of the question. Our only option is to date our female equivalent and that is tumblr. I'm positive that like 4chan the ones with intense political opinions are just more vocal than anyone else in short their sjws are our /pol/. I would like to meet a girl on tumblr but have no idea how to go about it. I'm still brainstorming right now and that's why I made this thread so we can all brainstorm together and figure out the best way to go about this.
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>>35930789
My friend has a friend who taught him how to do it, and he said apparently all you have to do is find a girl nearby with low self esteem and compliment her till her self esteem gets up, then message her.
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>>35930789
> tfw gf is literally a tumblr using, leftist Jewess
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>>35930902
So long as she doesn't try to force her political beliefs or try and mutilate your kids penis there is literally nothing wrong with that.

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Okay Robots, what is one thing that you like about yourself?

It can be anything from your hair to your voice, to the way you dress to the thing you are good at.
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everything but my ears, voice and height
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i like my imagination
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>>35930748
at least im not fat. im not really masculine either

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what are differences between femboy, twink, trap and transsexual
are there solid definitions?
>pic unrelated
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>>35930740
>are there solid definitions?
Not anymore. Traps used to be guys who were passable and liked dressing up usually to trick others. Trannies were guys who wanted to be girls passability not aside. Twinks were/are slim younger gay guys. Now though a lot of trannies call themselves traps so neither has a real meaning anymore
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>>35930740
I think femboy and trap are the same thing, which is basically a boy that looks like a girl (they are fully aware they are boys and don't dispute it), simple as that. Twink is just a petite boy, short/skinny. transsexual would be someone that actually identifies as another gender or even or has gotten surgery.
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>>35930851
do they all take hormones except twinks

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>fembots, [question]

Stop
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>>35930650
>robots, [posting an anime picture complaining about no online bf]
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>>35930650
Finally some sense here. I find those threads disgusting. And they always reach 300 posts. It's repugnant.
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>>35930650
Fembots, would you suck your own dick if you had one?

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