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>>35931603
wouls fuck the shit out of her thicc nigger ass

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>tfw fugging this one tonight
>first black weeb to take interest in me
>body of a 12 year old boy
>just got used to thicc white women last year
Surely I'm paying off some kind of karmic debt.

heres an imgur album of thicc nigresses
>http://imgur.com/a/gsdCi
enjoy

>>35931571
Because there's this normie meme where ok is code for "XDDDD IM SECRETLY DYING ON THE INSIDE XDDDD KILL ME XDDDDD"
It's how you know a normie has meme depression

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>>35931631
I mean normal meme use of it like pic related.

Anybody have the pic of the dog with the okay sign on its paws?

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Heh, don't bring that up as a possibility.

It's time to move on. Same thing happened to me, and my feelings started to wane ever since, although I still check her profiles every day.

>>35931567
Clearly you weren't stalking hard enough.

Like it took me less than a second to find that shit out from her normiebook profile. We actually became decent friends before I asked her out, failed, and then realized I had nothing to really talk about with her.

I do want to talk to her again but that residual oneitis feeling is holding me back a little.

>>35931534
I always hated that part of Penis Inspection Day. Seemed totally unnecessary.

>>35931534
I'll give you oral if I don't have to present

>Open your legs then and I'll show you my oral skills, Miss
was my reply to the teacher once, I got sent to counselling for a while because they thought I might have tourettes or something

That seems like an inane thing to do. Lust is a natural need, repressing it would be like repressing the need to eat. You'll become a sad sack of shite.

We're all animals, so while we do not need to behave as such, we have needs. If you can't even tend to your most basic needs then how fucking sad is that?

>>35931634
But my basic need is to inseminate a woman and pass on my bloodline. Not jizzing in my fleshlight.

>>35931634
Repressing your sexuality is madness.

You are supposed channel your sexual energy to become a productive individual and to better your own life.

A man's purpose is to breed... it only makes sense that holding on to his seed and not wasting it on nothing will turn that man into a man of action.

The problem nowadays, is that people who fap to porn have had their brains wired to get a dopamine release from porn. That's why there is an epidemic of lonely single males.

>>35931503

Reporting us all to the FBI

>>35931503
A mushroom cloud

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>>35931503
People would laugh at this penis but it is the perfect antucucking penis. It probably gives an evolutionary advantage if you're a cuck.
It's the reason we have the glans in the first place. So we can scoop out another man's sperm out of the woman. And this guy is next lvl in that shit.

there is none. make your own

>>35931484
>memeing of life?
just fucking stop

This image is fucking terrible I highly doubt the person who created it has read any of the philosophers mentioned

>>35931461
Just give up now.

Tell her you want to feed her Korean BBQ and eat her asshole for dessert.

timestamp or it didnt happen

very orig much wow

>>35931448
>furry chastity
the best!

>>35931448
god I hate myself
I'm going to go read a book so I can feel like I'm doing something wholesome

>>35931448
>>35931505
Post more furry chastity now.
>tfw the dog's dick gets hard and it's turned into raw meat.

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Quiplash with /r9k/ actually sounds sort of fun

>>35931336
Also, someone told me to use a mic.
If it's too obnoxious I can stop

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>>35931336
Not very robot quiplash answers

My parents wouldn't force me to type 1, but I always knew about the stereotype.

Fuck me, being asian sound awful.

At least you get the innate kung-fu knowledge, that's something.

>>35931307
>when did you realize

Just now. I'm the type 2. My friends that I still talk to are type 2. My friends I don't talk to are type 1.

>Where do you live?
Mississauga, Ontario. Canada's sixth largest city.

>How do you like it?
It's a multicultural shithole. There's a mosque literally attached to my apartment building. It's boring as fuck too.

I live in a small town in Montana with a population of 500.

It's really shitty and boring but i'm gonna move to Helena here pretty soon so hopefully things will pick up.

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>>35931275
Buffalo NY Cant stand it surrounded by dope addicts and shitty people just wanna move out to some place in the woods. To be left alone maybe take up blacksmithing and work on a farm of some sort. All i really have is my family so i dont know if i could just walk away from that. Regardless no job and havent been able to find one so wont be happening anytime soon

affinities for:
-introversion
-perversion
-diversion
-tendies

Not being able to not be a virgin without paying.

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>>35931315
It seems to me though that tendies are enjoyed by all. Don't normies enjoy the tendies too? Friend things are widely enjoyed and chicken is also widely enjoyed so perhaps we may assume that tendies are also widely enjoyed by normies too.

>>35931179
I'm a hikki neet and a girl. Too bad there is too many walls between people that I will never even end up talking with anyone here, even less get along with them. Socializing is tiring

>>35931304
what if I showed you my picture straight away so you know I'm good looking, would that be incentive to try? Of course you'd have to do the same.

>>35931304
>>35932365
Here we go, mods, get ready.

>>35931164
How would you know if you're being haunted by a malevolent spirit?

Can you crack the code? E code 3 trillion!

>>35931164
how can our eyes be real if mirrors aren't real?