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Have you ever been fucked up the ass? Did it hurt? Was too big for u?
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>>35935537
Yes. Kinda. No? So I'm gay and had sex with 1 guy from grindr I have toys that I use often so it didn't hurt and wasn't too big. After the whole ordeal happened though I got horrified I would get an STD.
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>>35935537
Yeah, my wife pegs me from time to time. Doesn't hurt if you do it right. Then again I'm a size queen.
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>>35935537
After getting thinking it's gay, my wife started pegging me (she really desired it), months later she is fisting me deep (SHITLOADZ OF LUBE) .... i fucking love it! I can literally take 14 inches bottoming out.... The prostate orgasm...wew... I have to fight orgasming so the action last at least 15 minutes... If you are interested in it, like Shia said "DO IT!"
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So what happened to your wrist Anon? You injured it while playing sports?
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Stop spying on me.
Ravioli
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>>35935512
Legit had this issue with tennis. Was a minor issue with the racket, vibrations and all that. I also masturbate a lot or are you inferring instead that I'm on the computer a lot? You're right.
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>>35935723
What do you want from me? Leave me alone.
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hello r9k tell me yr deepest darkest secret im drunk i wont remember
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>>35935479
I wish I was a girl not a soul knows or suspects a thing
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>>35935518
i know what you mean i had gender dysphoria if u want to transition then it will be much better for ur psyche in the long run if u get it OKed by a therapist but even then the medical community is profiting so idk but like i started reconnecting with my culture and the importance of men and women and i felt a lot better and now im almost completely ok with being a girl
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i am a tranny and some people at work dont know that but really my deepest darkest secret is probably that i am in love with my long distance boyfriend. i dont even know why, ive known him for maybe a month and dated for less. ive hidden it under basically ironic shitposting to him. i know this sounds funny but its not.
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Painless, fast and free methods of suicide?life is suffering and this comment is original
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>>35935457
Jumping from a high rise obviously. You die upon impact.
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>>35935457
I there's also carbon monoxide poisoning. You'll literally just fall asleep and never wake up.
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Painless, fast and free methods of suicide - where the body will either not be recognized or not found?
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How do I make a friend? 2017-04-01 12:26:47 Post No.35935443
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Please I cant stand being so isolated anymore.
I dont want a gf just someone who genuinely enjoys my company and who I can hang out with.
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>>35935443
>try to renew contact with friends you drifted apart from
>get new friends from forced interaction (work, uni, anime club)
it's hard making friends if you don't have any, usually you make friends through friends
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Hmmmmmmm??....biiiii
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>>35935443
charles is so handsome
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Friendly reminder that if have a job that isn't fast food or retail, you are NOT a robot and need to fuck off and die forever.
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I make 80k a year working at a engineering firm.
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>>35935412
you talk to people? and get paid for it? NORMIE!!!!!!!!
factory work is the true robot employment
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>>35935412
>working at a construction job.
>15k a year.
>below minimum wage.
>spend 10 hours working, rest of time is spent shitposting.
>know i'm killing my back
>know job will inevitably be replaced.
>work with a bunch of refugees and poor immigrants in sub -20 weather.
Fast food and retail:
>No health problems.
>Not minimum wage.
>Get to talk to normies.
>Comfy and warm inside a store.
Fuck off.
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Your mother brings you these instead of your normal chicken tendies. How do you react?
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be mad as fuck cuz i can't handle spicy food
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>>35935408
I'd probably hit her, like I always do... (and blame it on the autism)
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>>35935408
REEEEEEEE THEY HAVE TO GO BACK
BACK
A
C
K
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Lost all attraction to everything 2017-04-01 12:24:34 Post No.35935405
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Lost all attraction to everything
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>Be me
>Be 26
>Liked girls all my life
>Only wet dreams ever have been about girls
>Had crushes on girls all my life
>Enjoyed sex with women
>Three weeks ago, completely and suddenly lost all attraction to girls out of the blue
>Was literally attracted to them one day, then wasn't the next
>Develop irrational fear of becoming gay
>Intrusive thoughts make me want to kill myself and be constantly uncomfortable, it's completely unbearable
>Even become fearful of being attracted to male family members as well as myself, making me completely avoid looking in the mirror
>Avoid all interaction with outside world, no longer watch anything, leave the house, or interact with anyone out of fear of "becoming gay"
>Even take down all pictures of anything resembling a male, and disable all images on my computer and phone
>Constantly wear a blindfold to remove the possibility, consider entirely blinding myself
>Eventually utterly convince myself that I AM gay and was in denial my whole life, but then learn I'm not attracted to guys, either
>Fear of becoming gay has gone away, I now accept that I've somehow become asexual, but now I've developed sudden gender dysphoria and wish that I was a girl, despite always being extremely happy with being a boy.
I've lost all sense of identity, and no longer have a desire to better myself in life without the goal of acquiring women. I no longer enjoy anything that I once did, and no longer have any actual opinions on anything or any principles. I know that I don't actually even want to be a girl, it's completely irrational like the fear of becoming gay was.
I'm eating maybe 500 calories a day, and have completely withdrawn from life. I can no longer carry on a conversation in person, and my mom has become utterly convinced that I'm going to kill myself, and wants me to go live with her. I don't even want to kill myself, honestly. I don't care enough to.
What the fuck is this? Have any of you weirdos experienced anything like this?
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>>35935405
You've developed into a sjw, time to an hero
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>>35935434
I actually had a suicide note written up at one point, then I realized that I didn't give enough of a shit to actually go through the trouble of doing it.
I very much welcome the idea of death, though. I'm not even a person any more, I have nothing to live for.
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>>35935632
I'm just being a sarcastic asshole, don't acutally an hero.
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I'M PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
NORMIE HATE THREAD
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>>35935399
Normie thread? What's up beta, still living in your moms basement? Still working a piss poor dead end job? Still don't have a girlfriend?
Pussy.
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>>35935399
>>35935399
Yeah! Let's get angry at the guy who puts effort into life! Who has friends, job and girlfriend! Fuck that guy!
How's that, sad fuck?
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>'xD lets trole the people below us for shiz and giggs and watch them raeg lol im a comedic genius!'
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/r9k summed up in one pic, lol.
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If there was something wrong with that ideology then the slope would be stairs.
Also at the very bottom is: "Modern politics is cancer, both sides are controlled, Barbarism is life, civilization is death".
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ironic hitler memeing can be comfortably enjoyed by anyone at any time for any reason
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My bf used to be anti-sjw, which I really didn't like, but then he did a 180 without me doing anything to make it happen. I guess just removing bitter loneliness does that?
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What does it feel like to smoke weed, /r9k/?
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>>35935321
Relaxing but at the same time I'm hungry and everything is funny
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depends
couls be either:
>whoa duuude everything is like awesome right now maaan
or
>oh shit OH SHIT IM TOO HIGH EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M HIGH I'M FUCKING DOOMED SHIT SHIT SHIT
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bretty good, can forget your problems and feel comfy. heightened senses make music and fapping feel incredible, but can also make you paranoid.
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>still in school
>nobody even enjoys being around me
>my friends are only friends with me because they pity me
>nobody knows the real me
>the only happiness I get is when I recieve attention online
>the definition of an attention-whore
>I feel constant pain and often have thoughts of just ending it
>everybody thinks of me as a sad school shooter who they are scared of being around
Whenever I try to explain how I feel, I'm labeled as edgy or bullshit. I only feel satisfaction from food.
How do you fill the hole, /r9k/?
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have you had sex with one of your many e-bfs yet though?
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>>35935338
None, most of them are in different states. Kissless virgin.
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>>35935301
Is this not how everyone feels?
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You've got to pay the troll toll to get inside this boys hole.
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What if the bridge is broken?wink wink
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>>35935227
DAY MAN
AAAH
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
AAAH
CHAMPION OF THE SUN
AAAH
YOU'RE A MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EVERYONE
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>>35935227
is that a fake bagina?
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Does the loneliness and depression of not having friends ever go away?
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Only if you deny the will to live
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>>35935187
Eventually... when you die ofc
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For me, yea. I took lsd and stopped giving a shit about no gf and no friends. No friends since 2009.
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can we get a feet thread? like the one yesterday
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Real winners fap to real feet, unlike those fucking weebs degenerate.
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You'll have to post pictures you self to start off with.
I'll give you 1 (one) free picture to help you out.
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Does anyone have pics of girls in flats or sneakers where they idly dangle their shoes or show their arch or sole?