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>The fat guy who the Jews controlling Hollywood selected to become rich and famous has a wife

>>35936134
>he has money
>women want money
boom

>>35936202
His personality levels are off the charts and he's not half bad looking. I'm sure he'd still find a slightly chub 3.14 even if he were a wageslave.

>>35936118
Anime is a robot hob-

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>>35936118
BUT DOES SHE FAP TO IT
NO?
SO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol she isn''t even attractive

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>1996
>Keep getting picked on in school
>Get fed up and steal dad's .22 revolver
>Gun class the next day my bullies surround me as I'm changing
>NOPE.JPEG
>Pull the gun and start shooting like a madman
>Everyone scrambles for the door, only three left in the locker room with me
>One looks dead but there's no blood, the other two are crying with wet pants
>One is my friend
>"Get up, anon...I'm executing this bully in the name of the law"
>JESUS CHRIST ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT KILL HIM
>The other one starts moving, he's not dead he just fainted
>Let my friend go, tell him to remember me and tell my story to the world
>Intercom comes on, "ANON THIS IS THE WEST VIRGINIA STATE POLICE, LET THE HOSTAGES GO AND WE WILL HELP YOU
>I shoot the intercom
>Half hour later a walkie talkie slides under the door
>"ANON MY NAME IS ROB AND I WANT TO NEGOTIATE WITH YOU
>Tell Rob I want a helicopter and a PlayStation one with resident evil because it was new then and I really wanted it
>He says OK, chopper is on the way just let them go
>Another hour goes by, I hear the faint sound of a chopper overhead
>Rob says, "ANON YOUR CHOPPER IS HERE WE HAVE YOUR VIDEOGAME JUST LET THEM GO
>Let them go and make a mad dash for the chopper
>Police beat my fucking ass before I even make it outside, SWAT teams everywhere
>Get hauled off to the courthouse
>They threaten to take me away forever
>Grandfather shows up, tells them they're not taking me anywhere and to charge me or let me go
>They can't figure out what to charge me with because I was only 14 and didn't actually hurt anyone
>They let me go

I was expelled from all school property in the country and had to pay the the intercom I shot but that's it.

That's my entire high school experience.

>>35936376
silly cunt.
Should of had a fake hostage inside man

>>35936466
I was only 14, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

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Like, I think most submissive guys are into femdom and things like that, but I need that guy to find rape arousing or I'll be in a lot of trouble.

Why are you asking, OP?
oranges

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>>35936087
I would rather not talk about that. I just need your ideas.

Hopefully of old age
Probably of a heart attack or cancer

aIl on my own

Suicide or cancer. Maybe homicide.

But definitely not from living a full life. :/

Everyone knows.

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>>35935993

>no current gf, do tinder sluts count?
>college degree and have a good career
>friends
>fit
>crippling depression

my man

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>>35935993

>crippling anxiety weekly, sometimes daily
>crippling anxiety
>crippling

and yet

>gf
>job
>friends
>fit

98% chance this is b8

>>35935923
i'm pretty disappointed with google for making this

>>35935990
why? this is the usual for google
remember that NASA one? where it had all kinds of women and brown people on the science team, even though in reality 95% of the team was white males?

google: "fuck white males"

>>35936189
>google: "fuck white males"
what's supposed to happen? the first four results are /pol/ carl cuck memes for me

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If eber u put ur peepee in other person u isn't a virgin

>>35935720
is your hymen still intact?

the bongo girl

>>35935681
mumble "roastie slut" and buy my tendies

Get whatever non-frozen stuff I need from the other end of the store until this exhibitionist is out of the way.

>>35935681
Rape her. I've already raped 12 women.

I'm 5'11 and I try to tell these tallfags the face matters way more than height, although 5'5 is pretty damn short.

>>35935729
>face matters way more than height
It's not that simple. It's a total sum of your character's attribute points. Face being worth the most and height second. For example a Chadlet would be equal to a 6'2" average looking guy.

>>35935815
you're really underrating height there anon

if he really does have a nice face he's more or less tantamount to a 5'9 average imo

watch jacob's ladder, the main character is not even good looking but the fact he's so damn tall makes him so sexy

i'd choose him over the 5'5 chadlet 100/100 times

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>>35935656
Anybody got the pics?

>>35935730
I don't have the pictures. But it's the one where in anon says it's hard to choke with a shoestring

I remember that thread and the subsequent photoshops

I don't understand why this bitch is so popular. She looks fucking hideous.

>>35935651
Probably got nigger aids

shes awfully unattractive, how pathetic do you have to be to take her bait

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>>35935628
A better view of the sign

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>>35935628
>the entire afternoon

>>35935653
There are more signs, but I forgot to take photos

drive by breastfeedings: vastly superior to closeted formula feeding

>>35935598
>This journalist tried to breastfeed a baby (not her own) without the father's knowledge.

You know, this may actually be a criminal offense, because there are a lot of communicable diseases that are passed through breastfeeding. A woman may not even be aware that she's carrying a given disease or infection before she unwittingly passes it on to an infant.

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>people still trust (((journalists)))

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>>35935550
>black girls
>"fine"

>>35935550
he is tall, slim, has a decent haircut and probably has a 7+ face.

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>>35935550
black girls tend to fall for that skinny, tall, but not too fit white boy type. trust me i have a black gf