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Does anyone get this feeling of being extremely lonely and wanting friends, but not actually getting any enjoyment out of social interaction? It's like, I desperately WANT to enjoy social interaction and to feel a connection with other people, but I just can't.

The main reason I have no friends has less to do with social awkwardness and more to do with this.
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>>35937466
Yes it's very hard for me to form strong connections with real people. I can't say I've ever loved my parents even though they've always been nice to me I guess and I've had """"friends"""" I just talked to at school but haven't talked to them at all since I graduated.

I feel lots of love toward anime characters though which is weird.
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yep its mainly because i know i have nothing in common with them really and that i tend to feel like a pathetic fag all the time because i dont know how to weld or drive straight shift pr thibns like that. in highschool id have a fun time but thats because i could hust go crazy and theres bo reprocussions unless you do somethibg infront of teachers or something now im just boring and easily obsess over certain women

where do you work, is it hard? i might apply to a job at costco soon just because being only around my uncle all the time can be annoying. but today at work i rewired the 2 wires that go to the tarp motor on a dump truck, took 45 feet of wire.

the only thing about getting a job somewhere else is i dont know what to expect. i like my job but sometimes my uncle just says stupid things like once when i was using a chisel to beat something out and he was like "hit it hard" and i told him i was just trying not to hit my hand and he was like "just hit it hard if you worry about hitting yourself youll never get good with a hammer, that stuff just happens" and i hit ot harder but that kinda stuff just makes me feel kinda mad. i already feel like a fucking pussy idiot all the time.

i do like drinking but i only smoke really, i dont think it hurts my health smoking like 4 a day but i do find myself clearing my throat a lot. at work every few months if i cough much (ive always had a cough) my uncle will say somethibg like "do you still use that vaping thing" or tell me something like "you need to stop smoking getting cancer would be bad" and hell he will run diesel teucks indoors with the doors shut and once it gets smokey just turns on a fan that is on the edge o the building at the top that sucks out air. diesel burns your eyes. an i just know that if i ever did get cancer he would say some shit like "well you brought it on yourself" and that just makes me mad

that shit kinda pisses me off, am i pathetic or acting like a retard?
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>>35937466

Yes. 4chan would call it autism, other places have called it schizoid disorder.

What REALLY bothered me was how people were so taken aback by it.

>You don't look like anything is wrong with you, so why don't you just come have fun?

I don't want to have fun.

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Yell it with me /r9k/

YOU WILL NEVER GET A GF

CHAD WILL FUCK EVERY DREAM GIRL YOU IMAGINE

YOU WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH
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>>35937461
>Yell it with me

no
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>>35937461
im gonna get a gf one day op
jus watch me
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Women want Chad cock

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I've seen recently many women that wear these. What do thy mean by this?
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It means you have to follow them closely but not let them see you. See where they go stage two will happen then
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>>35937335
I want to wear this but I'm a guy. How do I get away with it?
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Chokers were really popular in the 90s, then I think it was mostly a kink thing to spot other kinky people, but now they're popular again so there's really no telling.

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there is a civil war going on on this board. over who is and is not, a normie/robot.

what is YOUR opinion, Anon? what constitutes a normie?

does having a job disqualify you from robothood?

what about living on your own?

having friends?

virginity?

being a woman?

having money?

this is the final battle to decide. FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
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>>35937302
bots hit rock bottom, normies did not experience such
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>>35937302
Fucking normies plague this board
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>>35938179
65 points. Cool test.

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Do boob jobs really feel good or is it all a lie?
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How the fuck would I know

Origano
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>>35937297
they feel pretty damn good, even the small ones
>had small boob gf
>got to feel up
>im still a virgin

not a normie, she was literally autistic
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>>35937297
yes. there's something about fucking those primal milk jugs you stare at constantly that is goddamn incredible, especially if she's making an effort to look like she enjoys it even a tiny amount.

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Time to go gay and kiss a cute guy, robots.
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>>35937295
this gave me a boner help!!!!!!
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>>35937295
Honestly I stopped being into women awhile ago
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>>35937295
>cant get a woman
>thinks hell get a cute boy

boy are you retarded

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Sup roboniggers, I'm gonna spill some info.

I'm 21 yrs old and a retailcuck. I make $10.40 an hour, $8.63 after taxes. I went to University of Texas at Arlington for a semester ans got royally fucked when I applied for a loan. Essentily, instead of giving me $2k in one semester the bastards gave me $1k for each semester. That stipulation was never made in the agreement but it is what it is. I couldnt pay the 2k and the fuckers kept charging late fees. Long story short, shit went to Collections and I'm fucked out of going to college until I either pay the balance (will take a while) or get the fuck out of the USA (not gonna happen until I make a difference in the amount of niggers in this country).

So talk to me before someone dies tonight.
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/pol/ says the college loan bubble will burst any day now
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>>35937358
Uni administrators gonna die before that happens.
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College is a meme. Unless you are entering a technical field, a degree is worthless in the real world.

And $2000 in debt is nothing. I have A $20,000 student loan debt (degree in English, whoop de fucking do) and work retail.

So buck up, young lad.

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>mommy found the r9k folder
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>>35937264
>momma found the hentai harddrive
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>>35937264
>mommy realized i existed
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>>35937264
>mother discovered the smothered brother's other semen plastering sister baster faster than before and lasted longer masturbating a rather sibling slathered father further from the lord

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>class discussion
>never speak but today I feel like speaking
>begin my sentence
>another student jumps up and yells
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHO SAID YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TALK?! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
>classmates start cracking up
>teacher tries to calm everyone down
>run out the class on the verge of crying my eyes out
DAMN THESE NORMIES ITS NOT FUNNY!
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>>35937263
>tfw the teacher joins in
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>>35937263
this is how school shooters are born, gl fellow bot
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>>35937263
What the actual fuck? You had to have done something to them right? I just can't believe people are that cruel. Was this at the college level?

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I just finished watching Masamune-kun's Revenge all in two days and now I need something else to watch. Recommend me some anime series, preferably of the harem/comedy sort. They make me forget about my loneliness.

I would post this in /a/ but you know how they are about recommendation threads.
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>>35937251
>preferably of the harem/comedy sort. They make me forget about my loneliness.
Me too, bb :3

Amagi Brilliant Park is fun
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>>35937251
>12 episodes in just 2 days
Norman please go, ree.
Try Sora no Otoshimono, it's a harem with a lot of comedy, especially lewd comedy, but also a healthy amount of feels.
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>>35937251
>>35937281
>harem/comedy
disgusting

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>meet cool guy at a job was working
>he was almost chad
>some how we click and end up talking for 5 hours
>longest conversation i've ever had
>invites me out
>don't really want to but accept anyways
>that friday he invites me to his house party
>its exactly the way i always pictured normie shindigs
>attractive girls everywhere music blasting, laughing, dancing, drinking games
>he introduces me his lady friends
>kinda awkward but managed to salvage towards the end
>have fun for the 1st time since grade school
>danced with 2 chicks
>1 gave me her number
>people actually wanting to be around me
>played beer pong
>me and team mate blows other team away
>literally a crowd of girls swarm us cheering
>we both get victory lap dances

When I got back to my house I realized my entire 21 years of life have been a waste. playing vidya every day and shitposting sucks ever since that day. robot life is so unbearable its the worse suffering someone could endure.

You faggots told me being a normie sucks

any one else get a taste of the good life?
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good job, seeing robots ascend gives me hope. niw fuck off for good normie
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>>35937174
its called making friends anon. Thats what you did that night.

If everyone seemed fun to be around and you had a good time then you may have just found a group of people that shares your sense of humor and what not.

congrats.
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>>35937174
Huh, last party I went to was just before college grad. I was too anxious to say anything and just stood around by myself. Every group seemed inpenetrable.

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Daily reminder that you should've killed yourself long ago realising you'll never be able to experience the female orgasm which is said to be and is (from scientific study) multiple magnitudes better than the male orgasm?

You jealous, boys? I'm looking forward to your cute responses :33333

How does it feel to be inferior?

So many social pressures you men have to endure just to get by - while us women can just marry some rich guy and we're set for life with no effort, just a blissful road then on.

Why are you angry? Life is hard, don't you know?
Oh my god you feel so upset darling... awww, if only you were a women and someone could come along and kiss it better :3

Love you <3
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>>35937137
Well I'm transitioning to become the closest thing to a female. Being male sucks.
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Who feels better? The man who builds Rome or the one who subjugates her? Exactly now fuck off closeted homo
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>>35937137

What you said does not bother me one bit. This is life in modern western society.

Of course women have it easier than men, especially when it comes to young women vs young men.

The only reason it's like this is because we let it get like this.

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so, my 1.9. b-day is tomorrow (not lying)

is there any tips, suggestions or life-style comments on how should I spend my 19's?
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i spend my 19th birthday cuddling wiz my crush, not a bad experience
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Don't fall into the robot trap.

>>35937933
You don't belong here, leave.
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>>35937967
thats the last time we hanged out. Then she started date this weird guy, leaving me scarred

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what do you think of Stalin?
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When you attempt to kill the 1% but accidentally kill the 50%.
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>>35937128
Handsome when young. Shitty poetry. Paranoid and psychotic striver. Lenin should have chosen better lieutenants than Stalin and Trotsky.
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Massive cunt who betrayed the revolution and led to the creation of an exploitative class of neo-bourgeois oppressors.

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Friday is finally here desi
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Tfw nobody to play 2tf2 with....
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198309305655/
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Is it bad that I keep seeing a black penis instead of a frog?
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>tfw these threads are becoming frequently less common and you're becoming increasingly lonely as a result

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