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I want to go see Ghost In The Shell even though it's probably a shitty remake, but I hate sitting alone at theaters. I feel like every giggle I hear is directed at me and they're laughing at me. I hate buying the ticket alone and saying "I'd like 1 ticket for..."

Anyone else
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wait until it's run is beraly over, go in the middle of the day on a weekday

then it will be near empty and most of the people that are there will be losers too
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>>35938736
>I hate sitting alone at theaters
Baffles my fucking mind whenever I see someone say this. What is so uncomfortable about going to the movies without someone else? Literally NO ONE fucking cares that you're alone
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Dont worry ghost in the shell is so awfully boring there wont be any giggles coming your way, m8

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I can't remember the last time I got a boner in public, or woken up with morning wood.

Is that bad?
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>>35938650
You're just growing up.
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>>35938675
Th-thanks

I'm 24, and it must have been five or six years since the last time I got an erection while not fapping.
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>>35938729
Yeah. Random erections only really happen to teenagers.

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Who here is a chinlet? I honestly think my problem became worse after I had braces as a kid...
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>tfw skinnyfat
>face looks very fat because of weak chin/jaw
>look 13
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>>35938649
I know how you feel.
>tfw manlet too + those things
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>>35938649
I just feel sad when I see this picture.. The world is fucking cruel

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Take a picture of your entire screen right now and post it!
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Not really that interesting, just slightly cringeworthy.
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I don't want to go to sleep.
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>>35938820

How is wiz? Do you read\post there regularly? Are you a Wizard?

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How does one acquire a girlfriend?
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>>35938605
By lowering one's standards.
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>>35938605
literary just be yourself
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>>35938627

What if this doesn't work?

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3.9/4 GPA Dental school student checking in

>Wee wuzzz whiteee n superiorrr n sheiittt, we wuz 999999 IQQQ BUT WE WUZZ RACIST NEEETS CRYING ABOUT DARKIES ALL DAY LONG

Rofl
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>>35938576
Bitmoji

Nigga what have they done?
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>>35938576
>Dentistry is hard

It's the computer science of medical field.
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>>35938576
19yo skateboarding NEET and college dropout

>Wee wuzzz whiteee n superiorrr n sheiittt, we wuz 999999 IQQQ BUT WE WUZZ RACIST NEEETS CRYING ABOUT DARKIES ALL DAY LONG
Dude fucking relax?

This app is shit, I refuse to wait for it to load some garbage emoji. Hair options are weak. My hair looks like Travis Scott's, but all I get is Caucasian male in his 40s, generic Caucasian female styles, and 2 different sized afros for the minorities. I apologize for ranting, but that shit always irks me in video games and whatever else.
You're lame as fuck for using this

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Where do i get a gf like kobayashi?

Tfw no kobayashi gf... forget about tomoko, kobayashi's real deal
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is she a virgin?

Anime original
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>tfw no flat chest programmer gf that likes to get drunk and talk about maids
kill
me
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>>35938391
>deadpan asexual flat-chested well-off programmer gf
Yeah that'd be nice

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>Neighbor heard me yelling and talking to myself
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>My neighbors probably hear me autistically screeching into a microphone for a noise album i'm making.
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>sister heard me scolding myself in the bathroom mirror earlier
She looked at me with pity, but didn't say a word
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>go out in the morning and recite the adhan for the express purpose of annoying the neighbors
nice living in the sticks sometimes

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post a cute fact about yourself robots

i didn't lose my baby teeth until my late teens
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I get extremely flustered regarding love. Love, not sex. And no im not gay, just so pure.
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I had every single tooth I've ever lost pulled out by a dentist, my teeth are all very secure
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great post qtpi

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>you will never ever EVER go back
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>>35938356
well jagex has official 2007 servers up so you actually can

im an ironman btw
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>>35938496
It's not the same and you know it. I want to go back to actual 2007 when I had friends to scape with and talk to on skype.
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>>35938632
>I want to go back to actual 2007
does anything else think 2007 was a very special year? like, different from every other year :O)

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And get into trading cryptocurrencies

Actually DO something

Get good at it

Make exponential profit
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/biz/ should be your new go-to board
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I started a little over a week ago

I started with about 40 bucks

I now have 126
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Where's the tutorial. Is there a general in/biz/?

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>Fryday night

WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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why are any of us here
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As a big guy, I was rejected by society
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Its the middle Saturday here in Australia. I want to drink but its so fattening.

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have any of you come to the realization that you'll never really be happy?

hahahaha
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Not yet, but hey I've got a lot of years to realize it.
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>>35938224

I've come to the realization that my goal shouldn't be happiness, but usefulness. I wish to serve others for as long as I'm able to. I want to die with the knowledge that I gave more than I took.
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>>35938402
why though? i know i'm insanely narcissistic, but shouldn't life's purpose be pleasure and happiness?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csD8fCgJtU8

This made me sad.
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>>35938166
I love m2k, and it also made me somwhat sad. But everything m2k does is a meme.
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anyone else want to give him a hug
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>>35938255
Is he actually autistic? I'm also a fan.

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>doctor discovered the puny penor
Its over
and called me "petite"
Why can't i be a real man?
I want to fucking die
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>>35938158
Was the doctor a woman?
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>>35938199
yes. Originally oregon.
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>>35938225
That's hot as fuck. She probably has a fetish for tiny dicks. Surprised you guys didn't fuck then and there. Also post pics. I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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