>Fat
>Asian
>30 years old
>Look like pic related
>No friends
>Lonely
TURN OF EVENTS:
>Lost 100 lbs
>Look handsome
>Inherited $1million
>Still socially awkward
>Met the love of my life
MESSAGE TO ROBOTS:
The time you spend as a robot is depressing, but if you harness that darkness and focus on a strength that you have, one day, when there is an opening to leave /r9k/, the years you spent here are merely a memory of growth. Whenever I got lonely, I played piano, and now I've become extremely talented at it.
A Taiwanese girl smiled at me 3 months ago, I talked to her in my monotone way of socializing, and she accepted me. Tonight, I played the piano for her and made her cry when I confessed my feelings. We made love.
I am writing this message as a thank you and a farewell. I believe tonight gave confirmation that I am no longer a robot, and I want to respect what this place symbolizes. I also just wanted to let every single one of you know, that there is HOPE.AMA, tonight is my final night here.
You've made it, Anon!
>>35940233
>Inherited $1million
>Met the love of my life
Wow!
>>35940278
Thanks anon. I am grateful.
>>35940556
It comes with some responsibilities that I'll have to maintain consistently, but I'm set for life. To be honest, I was never money hungry, I live a pretty simple life.
If diamond is most strong metal, why not make bullet proof vest out of it?
>>35940208
You cant weave diamond, it's also really fucking expensive.
>>35940270
It's nowhere near as expensive as the jews would like you to believe
Artificial diamonds are even easier and much much cheaper.
First of all diamond is not a metal
Hey robots, recently I've been flirting with the idea of playing Morrowind again.
I've been playing a lot of ultra modded Skyrim lately (minus sex mods), but I feel like revisiting an old friend.
I've largely given up on online multiplayer games since I've moved back in with my parents.
They have potato internet that is virtually un-upgradeable due to location so I've been looking for awesome single player alternatives.
Morrowind popped into my head almost immediately, and I figured I would just download one of the many pre-packaged overhauls that you can find full of mods.
Any games/mods you'd recommend (animu weeb shit is welcome)?
>my internet is so bad I've literally been trying to solve captcha for 10 minutes but it tells me to get a better connection
>>35940206
then fucking play it, why the fuck are you asking us to play it or not?
>>35940222
I'm asking for mod or even other game recommendations your fucking pleb.
I only play single player games so I'll just drop some easy to download (under 2GB) names:
The Age of Decadence / Dungeon Rats
Duskers
Project Zomboid
Prison Architect
NEO Scavenger
The Consuming Shadow
The Curious Expedition
The Flame in the Flood
Teleglitch
Subterrain
Planet Base
Kingdom - New Lands
Any Pokemon game + Randomizer
Darkest Dungeon
Banished
80 Days
None of these are as long as Morrowind, half of them arent even 10-15 hours long, but Ive enjoyed all of them.
Who here #fat #autistic and #short ?
Why do I go on living when I never had nor will ever be happy. I don't even want a gf anymore. I don't see a way out. I'm dying anyway so why not jump the gun ? (An hero)
I will always be a fat stupid fat fuck. I was never meant to accomplish anything in life other than drain my family's resources and fail. I died 4 years ago when I stopped leaving my room. I NEETED it out for 4 fucking years and the sickest part is that I want to go back to it. I want to fail and be a pathetic loser. I hate myself and want to watch myself fail and be miserable. When I gain an inch I fall 10 feet. It's how it's always been.
Nothingness will be better than this existence. Fuck you world. I'm leaving and never coming back.
>>35940180
I'm not even white. Don't let the image fool you. I'm a sand nigger
>>35940180
I thought that was a woman until I clicked the thread
You willing to get fucked first, babe?
If you're gonna snuff it anyway, what's the harm?
Post location.
This is the most beautiful man alive.
>6'3, blue eyes, dark hair, adonis body and tanned skin. Most well paid model alive, according to lookism.com he is a 11/10 above Francisco Lachowski, Nick Bateman, Matt Bomer, Brad Pitt and Sean O'pry.
Tell me how do you compete with this guy?.
You are with a girl and this guy blink at your girl, she isn't yours anymore anon. She fall for this God.
>>35940167
>tfw you actual look like him and are also 6'3
>but you have brown eyes
I'M JUST AN ITALIAN NORMIE WITH ROBOT MANERISMS REEEEEEEE
>>35940237
2 things
1. He isn't beautiful just for the blue eyes, look at the chin, the cheekbones, the hooded eyes, the hairline, the jawline, the femenine lips and perfect skin for example.
2. Post a picture, jesus christ i can make you a model if you look like this guy, isn't the color
well he is really good looking, but looks old for his age now desu. he is also norwooding hard now and is probably on fin. in some pics he looks like a rat. but yeah him in his prime is untouchable even by looks Gods like lachowski, nessman, barrett, etc.. his british accent also halos him a bit as well, but his personality from interviews is kind of awkward to watch. i wouldn't be surprised if he still is a virgin today, despite his 10/10 face and desirable body
>random dude joins my discord
>ask who he is
>acts autistic about the question
>ban him
talk about autism you've dealt with
>>35940045
I often have fantasies of face fucking you. How does that make you feel?
>>35940045
>openly advertises discord on autistic board
>autistic joins autists discord
>bans for being autistic
and you thought things would be different?
>advertise my discord in r9k thread
>explicitly state the rules in the OP
>some retard breaks them anyway, obviously gets banned
>he starts crying in the thread about power hungry admin abuse
autism
What do femanons think of boy butts?
Why do you have a butt on either side?
I literally have no opinion. They aren't attractive, or unattractive. They're simply there.
>>35939944
I hope I never end up looking like that
he's a 7-year-old stray cat i adopted
is it cute?
Yes looks like a good kitty
Give him a place to climb, place to eat, and a place to shit and he'll be your best bro
fuck off to /soc/ roastie. Nobody wants to see your pussy.
>>35939940
wouldpet/10
Seems like a nice cat.
>paying women to have sex with them
>>35939937
Pretty much the healthiest relationship a non-chad can have with a stacy, anon.
>>35939937
>staying overnight in Nashville
>want to go to a full nude BYOB strip club so bad but here with family
I didn't ask for this.
>>35939937
>strip club
why though? what is the appeal of having a woman who you'e not allowed to touch grind in your lap until you're painfully erect?
Reminder
That the ideal female height is 5'0. No taller, no shorter.
5'0 is a great hight but I've never irl met a girl short enough that she would be more attractive if taller.
My online Asian gf is 5'0
I think you mean 4'2".
So my dudes i'm back again after a year of not touching the 4 chin and I have a story of my current failure and life away from you guys so go ahead and grab a drink and get comfy
>so this started about a year ago when I started focusing on my life and not screwing with 4chan or games and I met this girl and fell in love with her around Christmas time she didn't know how I felt but I thought there was something there for her too (we cuddled&talked every day etc) so I ask her out on valentines day and oh did I forget to mention that this girl is a lesbian thats kinda important. Anyways she turned me down I had the worst day of my life and tried to off myself because I couldn't deal with rejection from her. We reconciled however and became even stronger friends and we got close and closer now summer rolls around and she was leading some cuck on for fun and I told her she should send him a nude for like 1 second to fuck with him and she sent it to me. So i'm like wtf I thought there was nothing there for us so we got even closer over the summer and progressively more and more into the idea of having sex. So when we meet up again we fuck and it was absolutely wonderful I loved it and I realized that I was in love with her. She made me feel so loved and cared about like no one else ever has before and things are great for about 4 more months we fuck about once a week and she slowly starts pushing me away and when I ask why she says she wants to be done with me that this feels too much like a relationship to her and she doesn't want it. I'll do anything for her even leave so I back off. She comes back and we're friends again and slowly but surely we end up back in a "relationship" we never actually dated never up until this very day. Things were great again for months and she decided to push me away again and tells me that some dude asked her to go watch a sportball game
>this is part one let me know if I should keep going if anyone is interested at lass
Also i'm a mobile fag rn so excuse my shitty typos
>Year wasted
Kek
Leaving this place for a year was probably the best decision I've ever made. This place is toxic for the mind, leaving you with a terribly pessimistic mindset.
Anyhow, I managed to lose my virginity, 1st with a shemale (paid for) and then a real girl (had to lower my standards tho). I managed to make the real girl my gf for a while (albeit a ldr one). But after finding out that sex is overrated and being in a relationship is kinda pointless and a hassle (prefer doing my own thing without having to worry about somebody else), I'm not really fussed anymore, I'd rather just fap.
asianbots: how do you feel about marrying our leftovers after we've had our fun with them and toss them? seriously question.
I don't know why that would be the case-I've dated several asian men, and they're much more intelligent and considerate than white men. I'm also pretty petite, so it's not like the size thing bothers me.
Do not toss them. We don't want them back, and the Asian community will have a shitstorm over us being too immature when all we want to do is play our goddamn video games and cater to every whim of our 2d waifus
how do you feel about white girls who only takes black cock but suddenly decide she wants a white family?
friendless, useless, forgetabble people come here and chat about yourself
>Age and sex
>How long you have been friendless and lonely?
>Are you alone for any particular reason?
>Did you ever have any friend outside the internet?
>When was the last time you spoke with another human? (no cashiers or family)
>Are you a neet/wageslave?
>How do you fight loneliness?
>Any hopes or plans for the future?
also, you can leave your skype or discord here
>>35939805
>21, male
>i have """friends""" but I don't really connect with them, realized this about a year ago
>i am a 5'8 manlet who only knows a lot about music and geeky shit like warcraft or star wars (extended universe) lore, i have a very hard time connecting with people as well. my short height, acne and squeaky voice have broken my self-esteem, so i'm not sure on how to meet new people (hkv here)
>a bunch, but very few of them felt "real"
>today, just pretending that everything's fine
>last semester of uni
>i have 2 plush toys that I sleep with at night (gay I know), at least it's better than ruminating about failed chances or crying yourself to sleep
>i hope grad school will improve things
>Age and sex
18m
>How long have you been friendless and lonely
Since about grade 11. After I broke up with my girlfriend (I used to actually be somewhat of a cyborg) I went through a really rough patch and I never really came out the same. I was in a bad place already during that relationship, and right about then my mom was diagnosed with cancer and my parents split. It was really rough. Never really developed any personal relationships with people since, and I've developed some kind of avoidant personality disorder that really cripples my ability to actually maintain relationships
>Are you alone for any particular reason?
See above. Also, I seem to have a hard time communicating with a lot of people - especially normie males. I just can't make conversation very well. I've been working on it but fuck.
>Did you ever have any friend outside the internet
This is a hard one. I've had "friends" per se, but I've never really connected to any of them on a personal level. It just feels artificial to me. My best (and, in my opinion, only) true friend is a guy I met on steam nearly 9 years ago. We maintain frequent contact.
>When was the last time you spokme with another human?
No family? Fuck me, probably 2 and a half weeks. I live in a dorm though and go to college.
>Are you a neet/wageslave?
see above
>How do you fight loneliness?
Keep myself busy, play vidya, masturbate, go for a drive. Really don't know what I'm going to do when my mom passes away though. She's really the only person that I can go to when I'm legitmately feeling lonely and talk to. When she's gone I won't have that anymore.
>Any hopes or plans for the future?
I want to turn shit around and eventually become an optometerist. I do well in school and could probably get in because I come off as a good and likable person in interviews and shit like that, but that has nothing to do with the difficulty I have in forming personal relationships. Hopefully it doesn't get in the way too much.
>>35939886
>>i have """friends""" but I don't really connect with them, realized this about a year ago
You sound like a fucking roastie.
>I haven't spoken to anyone besides my family and bf in a week, I'm forever alone!
https://discord.gg/DfEZq
Join us. Join our mildly above average discord. Actual autists welcome.
Join or you're a fag
bump
>>35939829
B U M P FOR RED GIRLS
>>35939852
>tfw no red gf
feels bad
Stop running, white boys. You belong to Latinas.
Ok. But only if you're THICC.
n-no, whatever you do, don't sit your big latina butt on my face. anything but that!
>>35939744
latinas are golddiggers and whores, not better than niggers, the >muh catholic wymin meme is bullshit; i know that cause i'm a fucking spic
also, mexican women are fucking horrible