>C'mon onii-chan, you know what you said you'd do if I won...it's time to make your little sister feel good!
What do you do?
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>>35943882
pleasure the imouto, obviously
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>>35943904
Are you sure you want to do that?
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Wait there is new Potato House? That nigga does great work.
>>35943944
All of my yes.
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Older people need to be blamed for not caring enough about learning what's true 2017-04-01 09:08:15 Post No.35943838
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Older people need to be blamed for not caring enough about learning what's true
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I sent my parents this article yesterday with no text or argument. "Russia hired 1,000 people to create anti-Clinton 'fake news' in key US states during election, Trump-Russia hearings leader reveals"
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/russian-trolls-hilary-clinton-fake-news-election-democrat-mark-warner-intelligence-committee-a7657641.html
Just to keep them in the loop. Here's the responses:
Dad
>"Totally goes both ways."
>"I'm not into the political lies and stuff by anybody."
>"I am in a stage of no hope in knowing what is really going on. Bad place. Makes me sad" (Okay, Trump??)
>"You have chosen a side to follow."
>"Liberals and conservatives don't agree. That's where we're at. I'm not attacking you or denying truth."
Mom
>"Since there is no foundation of truth to operate from I can't believe what I read from either side of the spectrum. I keep praying for truth to rain down. Otherwise we cannot believe our media so until then I don't indulge."
>"I remember my mom teaching me there is only one absolute and it is the Word Of God. I have found it to be true so I have buried my head in it for 55 years and I will not be anxious about my future." (Naturally responded with "buried your head is right.")
>"Not surprising there are republicans that hate our president too. I keep praying for righteousness truth being vindicated and down with the crooks."
That right there is willful, blatant, embarrassing ignorance, folks. Guess for some people it's a lot easier to dig their heads a little deeper than to have anything about their worldview called into question.
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>>35943838
Maybe they just dont fucking care about shit thats out of their control, did you think of that?
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>>35943838
It's funny, Trump has a lower approval rating (38%) than any other president at this point in his term. (since approval ratings have been collected)
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>>35943838
God you're such a faggot. I honestly thought the traps and fags was the lowest this board could go but congrats on proving me wrong. Willfully shilling your shitty views to try to "create a foothold". Your mom is 100% correct, everything pumped out is lies. If the democraps actually had any material trump would have been gone a long time ago considering NSA was monitoring his comms way before Obama even ordered him to get wiretapped. Keep crying faggot
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You can't be a robot if you're not racist.
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>>35943774
why?
original comment seriously what else could I write here
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>>35943793
Because if you're not racist you're a bainwashed conformist normie.
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/pol/ pls gooilrig
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2017 and still no emo gf.
This has been my biggest fantasy since I was 12. Now I'm 21 and therefore past the age range of emo girls plus it's 2017 and being emo went out of fashion many years ago.
I have waited 9 lonely, miserable years for my emo gf and now I'll never ever have one.
Why live ;_;
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I feel u anon, same here, turned 21 a few days back
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>>35943771
Iktf
Though /tup/ sounds promising...
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I had an emo gf once. She left me for a fat, fedora tipping, fucker who lived halfway across the world.
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>be mixed caucasian and black
>look like a paki
I'M NOT A FUCKING PAKI YOU CUNTS FOR FUCK SAKE WHAT THE FUCK WHY FUCK
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cash in your oppression points.
what, you expect me to feel sorry for you?
non-white is easy mode in western countries.
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>everyone who ISN'T black or white assumes i'm related to THEM
JUST
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HABIBI HABIBI
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why am I craving black girls 2017-04-01 08:52:14 Post No.35943653
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why am I craving black girls
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for some reason I have an intense desire for black girls. its been growing over the past couple of months. I want any moderately attractive black girl I see in public. obviously ugly ones still look like gorillas but I would choose a hot girl with black skin over white or yellow
pic related is not full black but she is a 9.5/10 to me right now
why is this happening to me
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>>35943653
you're learning to see beauty in people of all races :)
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>>35943653
You like whatever you like. Black girls have nice butts and are wilder in bed. Also you can raceplay for extra kinkiness.
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>>35943653
She has beautiful almond eyes. Reminds me of my ex
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hey guys, i finally got a girlfriend.
i'm gonna lose my virginity today!
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>he thinks that will solve all of his "problems"
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>>35943714
>finally get a girlfriend a few years back
>think all my shit is finally squared away
>while we're making out I suddenly realise that I am deeply ashamed of my pudgy, shit body
>constantly make up excuses not to have sex and angle myself so she can't really get a good grip on me
>start starving myself and exercising obsessively in order to drop weight ASAP
>eventually start taking diet pills too
>I start literally losing my mind because I'm terrified of losing her when she realises I'm a fucking tubbo
>she ends up leaving me precisely because of how self-destructive I got
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>>35943642
W H O I S T H I S
pls respond
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I want some bros to play GTA with and get drunk. I want friends
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Was just thinking about something similar, eerie.
Does anyone want to goof around in GTA San Andreas multiplayer, drive around the countryside during rain and share feels?
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Same here, buddy.
Today, I ran into one of my old best friends. The frienship was a bit toxic, especially towards the end, but in the end, I ended up putting the nail in the coffin.
I said "hey, nice seeing you, sorry I was such a bad friend, maybe we should catch up sometime, it was nice seeing you, I'm gonna go head home"
Maybe I should have asked to tag along with him instead :(
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what country are u from?
>meet a Stacey, she's all over me and super flirty
>wat.exe
>she asks for my Facebook
>invites me "clubbing" with her
>go along
>ignores me the whole time and goes off with the other friends she brought with her and leaves me holding their drinks
Why.png
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>>35943576
what were you thinking ?
lol what did you think was going to happen.
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>>35943605
Sucked right in, I know. But what's the pay off for stacies doing this? She didn't gain anything from my presence if she only saw me as a beta loser anyway, why invite me along? I don't get it.
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>>35943688
she liked you . then felt embarrassed not enough courage to like you in public or in front of her friends.
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I'm a fucking nigger. Anyone in the northeast that wants to fulfill some kind of fantasy or something? Free nignog to be slayed here
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>>35943553
i don't believe you are black.
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>>35943618
Why not just use the real word? Yah I am a nigger, I could prove it if anyone is interested in my offer
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>>35943553
You gotta go find another nigger to do it. Black on black crime is real. And no white person is gonna want to fuck up their lives just to kill some dirty porch monkey.
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am i autistic if i want to look and act like the guys in world war 2 films?
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>>35943510
Not really. It's just an ideal you like and want to adhere to. WW2 era soldiers are decent enough role models. Better than the school shooters so many anons idolize here, anyway.
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No, they act cool as heck and have nice haircuts .
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Hacksaw Ridge was a bad movie.
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How did you come to be? What's your endgame?
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>>35943487
>How did you come to be?
Inaction
>What's your endgame?
Happiness
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>How did you come to be?
Impossible odds, struggle, and self reflection.
>What's your endgame?
World domination my nigger.
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>>35943930
>World domination
ENTP spotted
Anonymous
Caught in web by GIANT SPIDER 2017-04-01 08:35:42 Post No.35943455
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Caught in web by GIANT SPIDER
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>"Hello there small human."
"Please don't eat me."
>"I would like for the opportunity to breed with you. A human crossbreed will allow spiders to conquer the globe."
"I don't know if I want to take part in that."
>"Thats perfectly fine. It is against the culture of giant spiders to rape unwilling participants. However, if you choose not to breed with me, I will eat you."
This webbing seems pretty strong.. You're not sure if you can break free.
What will you do?
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>>35943455
Smash spider pussy and rule the globe with my spider queen. What the fuck do you think I'll do?
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>>35943455
Explain that I'm not opposed to the concept but this isn't how you court a human, or at least me, and then make the spider take me on at least three dates so we can get to know one another. If the spider refuses I stick to my principles and die.
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>>35943482
many spiders will kill their partner after mating or the male will die by itself. it's biology stupid
>tfw my 16 y/o step sister is becoming lewd
>she now jokes about how I'm a virgin at my age
>she has now made a dating profile for me
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>ywn never have etcetera
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>step sister makes you a dating profile
>after months and months of meeting girls and dating nothing works and you're still single
>step sister confronts you about your failures, wonders why you're so hopeless
>suddenly hug step sister like in anime
>whisper into her ear that you've been deliberately rejecting the advances of other girls because she's the only one for you
>"b-b-but we can't, we're step sibl-!"
>place your lips onto hers
>she struggles at first but quickly gives in and sticks her tongue in your mouth
>make sweet love on her bed
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>>35944722
This is how you get into jail.
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Eeeeh!? What's that anon? Your still a virgin at your age!?
Hahaha! Pathetic virgins like you should just die!
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At least I'm a real person lol
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>>35943388
Mizuryuu Kei is god tier at drawing sluts.
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>>35943567
The way he draws slutty women and bimbos kind of scares me.
Which is appropriate, I guess, since those women intimidate me in real life as well.