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Hey guys. Just asked a girl for the first time and she said yes.
Wow haha you stupid robots I am now dating a 10/10 girls. Good bye
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>>35945364
>I just asked a girl out for the first time
You were never one of us, normal faggot
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typical normies.
so orig
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>>35945408
>>35945412
>robots btfo
Happy April Fools' Day.
Your stupid robots I never even hugged a girl haha.
GET B T F O
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You can eliminate 4 MBTI types.
Which ones would you choose? and why?
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ESTP, ENTJ, ESFJ, ENTP
normie scum
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>>35945282
INTJ, INTP, INFP and ISTP so we can stop having these autistic circlejerk threads over how one meaningless combination of letters is superior to all other meaningless combinations of letters.
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INTP so i don't have to kms
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>too racist for /r9k/
>too sexist for /pol/
where the fuck am I supposed to go?
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>>35945243
Stormfront. They love simple folks like you.
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>>35945243
Back to the_donald
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>>35945243
>>too sexist for /pol/
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Why is nighttime so peaceful? I wish we had 20hrs of darkness a day so I wouldn't feel the need to stay up.
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>>35945207
you can have that
just move to sweden or alaska
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>>35945207
I feel like I have a weird cycle. I think dawn is the comfiest time of day, it's when I want to go to sleep. This applies even if I got a normal sleep, when I see dawn I still just want to go to sleep. Meanwhile the evening energizes me
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>>35945245
I lived in Alaska for a bit. Fucking miserable place. Freezing at all times, can't even walk outside without pain. Swarms of mosquitos in summer, murderous bears lurking in nature, and everyone is a douchebag alcoholic.
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Reminder that white males can't be robots no matter what
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t. inferior race
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>>35945180
U wut m8
originallys
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>>35945195
I know, that's why I'm a robot and you aren't cumskin
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>Getting older
>Starting to grow more and more left-wing
>Starting to see flaws in /pol/'s conservative values
What should I do?
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Immediate bullet to the brain. This is the only option.
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weak bait this political migration literally never occurs
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>>35945176
Be glad you're finally growing up /pol/ is actually just a hive mind.
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>49 year old man comes into the surgery
>Claims that urinating feels like "pissing broken glass"
>Thinks that he has a Urinary Tract Infection
>Wants me to give him amoxicillin
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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We should all be so lucky
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>>35945170
REEEEEEEEEE
I DON'T GET THIS STUPID MEME
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>>35945798
Well, I'd guess the main take-home message would be that Amoxicillin resistance is fairly common, so there's a risk it won't be a valid treatment option.
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Who else wants to kill themselves tonight/this morning? 2017-04-01 11:07:31 Post No.35945150
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Who else wants to kill themselves tonight/this morning?
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I'm struggling brahs. i've fucked up everything.
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>>35945150
I do. I'm thinking of just chugging a bottle of everclear I got
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>>35945199
I'm drunk on rum and coke and got tears going down my face. God I hate everything in my life.
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>>35945150
I want to kill myself every day but have no means to do so, even the knives in this house are blunt.
I'm hoping I can get my cousins car and ram it into a tree
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good stroganoff recipie 2017-04-01 11:04:11 Post No.35945103
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>coed boarding school
>me and ex's turn to cook beef stroganoff for the rest of the school
>shes horny
>she starts stroganoff my beef
>huddled next to the pot, spoon in one hand, dick in the other
>i cum into her hand
>she lifts it up and looks at it
>looks at me
>flicks the whole load into the stroganoff
>later complemented on a tasty beef stroganoff
>didnt use salt
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>>35945103
Can somebody give me a quick rundown of this dish?
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>>35945103
>starts stroganoff my beef
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i expected a nice beef stroganoff recipe, not a lame pun, you little shit
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ITT: The most annoying people that you know
>have a cousin
>Mega goth, and not the good type of goth either
>instead of wearing all the fancy dark dresses and stuff shes one of those ones who tries to intentionally look like a banshee
>ripped, dirty clothes
>unwashed hair down to her ass
>eyeliner as thick as my forearm
last week we had a marrigae in my family
>goth turns up in black spikes jeans, boots, and a hoodie
>middle of best mans speech she sticks her headphones in and starts playing some kind of death metal which despite the headphones, people can still hear
>starts complaining at the after party that marriage is a way to control a woman and gets into a screaming match with a bartender who asked her to leave because he diddnt think she was with the wedding reception.
how does someone become so maladjusted?
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>>35945049
Eh, if fuck her
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Myself
>cries at the drop of a hat
>clumsy and constantly breaking things
>bad memory so constantly losing things
>nasal voice
>snorts when laughing
>talks either inaudible or loud and fast
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>>35945082
>cries at the drop of a hat
>clumsy and breaking things
anon, are you me? everything just seems to break with me, im constantly catching things with my arms and elbows, or things just drop out of cupboards
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>Be me
>4 years old and living with step dad and real mom
>mom says take out trash (2ft of snow on ground)
>step out of house they lock the door
>kick and hit door only to see them laugh at me
>try to get in for hours sun goes down get cold
>curl up with our chow to stay warm in dog house
>mfw step dad sees me in dog house and kicks me in the stomach
>he goes back inside to get gun
>drags dog out and shoots her in the head and says next time its you
>leave for work with a smile on his face.
First time here and can tell more if you want it.
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>>35945025
So a normal American childhood. Was your stepdad black?
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I didn't know long I could make the post.
>Be me
>5 years old
>playing with younger half brother
>have him pinned and tapping him in the forehead
>mom comes in screams that I am trying to kill him
>grabs me by the neck and tosses me behind her
>hit wall HARD
>step dad comes in and I realize its the last time
>look him in the eyes and he sees the defiance
>grabs me and rips off belt
>starts hitting me with belt buckle on my spine
>feels like fire and lightning with every strike
>realize that I will die and come to peace with it
>world starts to shake and pain stops, but he keeps hitting me
>TFW in wake up 3 days later and find out I had a seizure.
He had hit me 27 times along my spine and base of my head. Had to learn to talk and balance myself to walk.
He had hit me in the ears making both my ear drums rupture when I wasn't responsive.
Neighbor called 911 when he threw me out of house like trash.
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>>35945025
I would like to hear more, and I'd like to believe this isn't some elaborate b8.
Please, continue.
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is falling in love the only meaning of life?
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>>35945013
Depends on what you buy into.
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>>35945013
The only purpose in life is to have sexual intercourse with a member of your species who is the opposite sex in order to produce a new living organism so that your species can continue to exist
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>>35945013
oh my god is that pepe and wojak????
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I'm drunk and want a big fat dick up my arse right now.
wat do?
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cut yours off and stick it up there
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>>35944965
Put a bunch of pencils up your anus, it will be pleasurable.
:)
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>>35945051
why would pencils be pleasurable? :3
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Wakey wakey, wagecuck. Better get up and eat breakfast. You got a long day of housecleaning since you neglected it all week.
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Joke's on you leech, I have a cleaning lady. My house is cleaner than your filthy basement will ever be
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>>35944945
>mfw I've been up for 2 days
>mfw don't go to work until 4 pm
>mfw I don't ever clean anything anyway
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>>35944997
Pretty sure my mom does a better job cleaning then some minimum wage Mexican but nice try wagey. I hope it was worth it, coming up with that "retort" and posting it here because it must have taken up a significant amount of your non-slave time
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where do i find pure women?
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>>35944889
kindergarden.#
fucking originalo fucking fucking i hatethis original shit
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>>35945073
can i find ones that are over 18?
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Asian anon here. A significant chunk of asian women are pure. Lucky for me I can date them without being a racemixing couple. But asian women love white guys so you should be fine.