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Have you ever been caught watching porn? If so what where you watching and what did you do?
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I was playing corruption of champions when I was 15 and my housekeeper barged into the room not knowing I was there. My dick was out and she started yelling at me.
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>>35946039
Caught gf sucking our dog once.
Told her to keep going on, got behind her and fucked her.
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My dad caught me jerking off to tranny porn on the sofa when I was 11. He said "I don't know what you're doin' but I don't like it!" and walked away. Could have gone worse.
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Psychological Issues #19 2017-04-01 12:12:50 Post No.35945942
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1. Use a name.
2. Share your problems; if I can't give advice or information, I will at the very least always listen and care.
3. Mention whether you see a therapist of any sort and what diagnosis they have for you, or what you think you may have.
4. The more symptoms the better.
5. Yes, the way you were raised always has an influence on how your mind functions once adult; this isn't to "blame others for everything," it's simply to understand how things work. Nobody voluntarily inflicts mental issues upon themselves.
6. Look for the "Good-Bye, I will always love you" image to see if I am gone from the thread or not. If it is posted, I left. But know that I save links to the threads and read older ones anyway, so if you posted, I'll read it.
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>>35945942
I've returned.
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>>35946026
It's been a while. What happened?
How are you?
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>>35946036
Nothing happened. I've just refrained from posting for a while. I suppose I'm ok. I don't have anything specific in mind to talk about. I question the value of spending time composing posts.
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>Get degree, double major
>Get good job
>Get car
>Get unit
>Tall, blond hair, blue eyes
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT
WHY DON'T I HAVE A GF
WHY
WHY
WHYYYYYYY
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>>35945935
>Fail degree, shit career
>No job
>No car
>No unit
>Short,black hair, jew nose
And I have a loving gf
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Have you approached any girls in person lately?
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>>35946031
FUCCCCKCKKKK'pasdfno;jsdofj;neonj;f
youuuuu
NORMIE
NORMIE
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Is this girl asking me out?
Pics are of lecture notes for context
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"You do owe me haha"
A few days later
"Hey we're all going to this party want to come? I'll let you buy my drinks.., because you owe me ;)"
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No, she doesn't want to date you she just rewarded you some good boy points. You can exchange them for 12 tendies and a dr pepper.
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>>35945915
> party
Do you think I'm some kinda normie or something?
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Why is the trash still laying on te middle of the floor, wagecuck? You disgusting pig. Pick it up and put it in the trash bin, then take it out. The trash is not going to grow legs and take itself out.
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Since when do neets care about trash on the floor?
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>The trash is not going to grow legs
Give it long enough and it just might.
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Making 54$ an hour right now
Shit posting and texting my girlfriend
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>tfw cutie (pic related) wants to get drunk with me and a frind of mine. problem is i have no friends, why did I tell her I had friends..
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You are a liar, you are white and not a robot
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>>35945729
just tell her you wanna meet her alone
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>>35945729
Dude. She wants you and your friend to run through her. This is why she wants YOUR friend there and not HER friend.
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Let's post stories about the first time we had sex, everyone is welcome, and virgins can chime in too with how the discovered fapping, their favorite fap techniques, etc.
I'll start
>be me
>be 11 at the time
>be reaaaaally comfy dressing up in girl clothes
>but only at my friend's house
>let's call him johnny, he's 13
>go over to johnny's a lot because my parents would never approve
>at 11 i kinda looked like a girl anyway, long hair and all
>one night, be watching movies with johnny in his room
>me laying on my tummy on the floor
>johnny on his bed
>hear heavy breathing coming from behind me
>turn around to see what johnny's doing
>holyshitheisfapping.png
>ask "dude, wtf?"
>he says my ass looked really good in the yoga pants i was wearing
>get a little creeped out, but turn back to watching the movie.
>suddenly feel hands on my hips
>wtf.webm
>johnny pulls down my yoga pants and undies
>feel he dick enter my ass
>fuckingowgetitouttathere.psd
>it stops hurting
>feelsgoodman.xml
>after a bit, johnny cums in my ass
>moanlikeaslutasicumtoo.ogg activates
>we end up lowkey dating for like a year.
>no one knows but us
>23 now
>end up starting hrt a week ago
>mfw i lost my vcard to my best friend by being a trap before i knew for sure what a trap was.
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>>35945700
this is why i love tranny
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>>35945700
Didn't even notice, but sweet, i got dubs.
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>>35945700
Never really had sex, but when I was a teen, my friend always made me jack him off whenever I was over. Probably because I looked just like a girl and I had long hair back then. I think I jerked him a few hundred times, it was really hot though and we always insisted on how it wasn't gay.
>he called me a fag every time he saw me looking at his dick while I jerked him
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>find fucking hot doujin
>have house to myself
>can't fap because SSRIs killed my sex drive
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
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>>35945625
time to try prostate orgasms m8
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Use this as an opportunity to kick your porn habit.
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>>35945625
Post the doujin name.
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does anyone want to cruise around SA on bikes and share feels?
>download GTA SA
>install the MTA mod
>join the server called "the feels", password is "feel"
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I know I have this game somewhere. I probably can't join you, but out of curiosity what is the MTA mod about?
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>>35945591
It's one of the GTA SA multiplayer mods. THere's also SAMP.
They just add multiplayer capabilities.
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i'd like to, anon but i'll have to reinstall samp
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females can't be robo- 2017-04-01 11:40:36 Post No.35945544
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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1490982861
What now, robos? What now?
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I literally don't understand people who get angry at other people being happy.
I mostly just get sad.
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>>35945563
STOP HAVING SEX
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Bump so robots can finally understand that woman can be robots too.
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which race have the best robots?
which race have the worst?
well all of us are shit so whic race have the least shittiest robots?
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>>35945526
The most robotic robots are hapas.
Whites literally can't be robots, for the most part. White is ezmode. But can be done, similar to fembots.
Blacks are the nicest robots, if they don't do drugs.
Hispanics aren't robots, have you ever seen one on this board?
Asians are the second most robotic robots. Indians fall under this category, but might edge over the others in the robot race.
There is no good or shit, there just is.
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>>35945561
Whites are least likely to be robots and have the most potential to not be robots (High IQ, good looks, height, big dicks) but due to permissive and weak suburbal white parenting culture have the most potential to produce 40 yr old wizard turbo autists
Similar cases in black/hispanic/asian cultures don't exist as much as you'd just get BTFO by your dad or family pride etc.
Asians and Indians are the only true robots
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>>35945526
Not whites, they can't be bots
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What was your most embarrassing moment in school/high school ?
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>>35945525
probably girls grabbing my tits when i was like 14, boys too, rather humiliating.
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>14 yo hs sophmore
>masturbate in computer lab during programming independent study have it to myself
>mfw chad and stacy come in to make out because they think it's empty
they told everyone
reeeeeeee jt was my private block no one else was even supposed to be in that wing
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>school formal
>for some reason our partners are decided for us by height order
>end up having to dance with some roastie who thinks buzzfeed is a legit source of news
>mfw
Everyday hurts a bit more without her.
Come back sugerbabymelon ;_;
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Is Marky or Eliza the superior waifu?
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>>35945707
Obv Eliza.
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>>35945707
Marky. I'll tell you why
-curvy
-not too skinny not too fat
-obviously more attractive
-actually has REAL problems unlike Eliza
-smarter than this gross bitch
-hygienic
-knew when to stop all the attentionwhoring shit , this Eliza bitch just doesn't leave fucking leech
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Has anything good happened to you robots lately? Would you like to share it?
A couple days ago there was a thread here about family members robots wanted to fuck, I mentioned my sister and that night I gave her some sausage in my dreamspace. And this night I dreamed about warming up the feet of a girl I know with sensual undertone, but it was mostly a familial, physical interaction thing.
Odd, since I don't have dreams I remember follow one another closely and much less sex dreams, but I'm not complaining
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Welp looks like nothing much good has happened. But i feel kinda sorry for you so i'll reply.
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>>35945502
Speaking of dreams, I had a lucid one this morning.
Woke up and then went back to sleep a few seconds after that, and somehow I was conscious I was in a dream.
I wasspitroasting a female anthro wolf with a snake naga fucking her pussy, and inserting her tail so deep inside the wolf's ass that the tip of her snake tail was coiling around my dick in the wolf's throat.
I felt pretty wierd after that dream, it was both a feeling of happiness for experiencing that, but some sadness because it's not real and will never happen. Fucking brain trolling me.
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>>35945502
>Has anything good happened to you robots lately?
Speaking of dreams, i experienced an orgasm last week in my dream
I can't remember who i was fucking but i clearly felt the tickling feeling of an orgasm in my dick
It was so intense that i woke up from it
I'm 2 Months into nofap so i guess my libido tries to satisfy itself
Also i developed a crush on a qt3.14 in my college
I'm guite happy desu
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ok I asked a girl out to a movie for a date. What do I do next? How do I not fuck up?
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>>35945403
Leave.
Now.
The second you agreed to go out with a roastie you lost all rights to be
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>>35945497
but she's really cute and was excited when I asked her
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>>35945403
Movies are shit places for dates, desu. You're supposed to get to know eachother as best as you can on your first one, so make sure you take her out for coffee or some shit afterwards. Some place you can talk.