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>Be bored
>Go and chat with a whore (a literal one)
>Get an appointment
>Go there
>I expected a pretty meh girl
>An exotic qtie opens the door
>SHIEEET
>Get nervous
>Take a shower
>Wait in the room while she showers
>She enters in the room
>Perfect tities,golden skin,perfect ass and some greenish eyes
>Start chatting a bit
>She is pretty fun
>She starts sucking my dick
>Cum in 5 minutes
>Talk for a while
>She is pretty interesting
>18 years old and Egyptian.She studies medicine and her parents are pretty radical muslims
>Start talking about my phimosis operation and starts laughing her ass of
>Sucks me again
>Get hard
>Fuck for like 40 minutes,she was riding like a champ and was tight as fuck
>Can't cum
>Starts sucking
>Can't cum and the time is up
>I take a shower with her
>She starts chatting for a while with and touching my peeh peeh as banter and talks about her experiences with other clients
>Pretty fun shit
>She asks me about how I don't have a girlfriend and starts getting affectionate
>Leave
>Tells me that I am very attractive before closing the door
What to do guys? I think I am in love and she was getting pretty close to me but I think it is just a whore strategy to repeat...

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Are white boys submissive by default?

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>age
>last time you had sex

>29 and a half
>2 year and 3 months ago

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One month left here fellow bloggers, how you guys holding up?

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Is he right? I can't tell anymore.

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>friend gets cute new girlfriend
>shes adorable and fashionable
>we also share some common hobbies
>friend constantly teases me when i talk to his gf and playfully threatens me when im around her or look at her
>1 year passes
>have her in some of my classes this year
>find out early on that she broke up with her boyfriend over summer, yet theyre still friends
>happy that they didnt have a messy breakup like most people
>we bond and drift apart for a while
>i have to make up stupid excuses to talk with her
>she shows some interest in me but i cant be sure
>get a way to contact her for school since i left early for break
>she fulfills the original purpose of why i needed her contact info
>still try to talk with her either way
>talk with her for a while and make sure im not bothering her too much
>eventually she tells me shes out of state for a trip
>tell her about the trip i took and say i went to a restraunt that shared her boyfriends name
>she responds with "lol thats my boyfriends name :)
>turns out they got back together
>say im happy that they could get back together
>and ask her to tell me if anything exciting happens where shes visiting
>doesnt respond to both of those messages but opens them up
>yesterday send her two other messages asking whats up and if somethings wrong.
>still no response
is she bored of me? does she want me to fuck off i dont get it. i apologized for the barrage of messages latley yet still no response at all. did i fuck up?

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What do you guys think about the board changes I hope they are not permanent

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>Rolle was a star player at Florida State who once arrived late to a game because he had an interview for a Rhodes Scholarship. He spent a year studying at Oxford between the end of his Florida State career and the start of his NFL career, and although he spent a couple years in the NFL, his primary goal was to become a doctor.

>Rolle, a 2010 sixth-round pick of the Titans who also spent time with the Steelers, has been chosen for a neurosurgery residency at Harvard after he completes his education at the Florida State University College of Medicine this spring.

https://www.google.si/amp/profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2017/03/18/ex-nfl-player-myron-rolle-chosen-for-harvard-neurosurgery-residency/amp/

Lol genetics is everything, not only does Tyrone have a god tier physique and a big dick now he has a high IQ as well.
How can omega male jews even compete?

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Anyone know what happend to this anon? Did he help the girl out?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34657073/#34657073

Did the nigger in the thread actually fuck the drug addict?
Did the nigger get AIDS or did they both already have it?
Pic related is the drug addict in question

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Backpacker Normie fights for his life after falling from train in Thailand

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/01/british-backpacker-fighting-for-life-after-falling-from-moving-train-in-thailand-6547212/

>Daniel Clark had shared a picture hanging from a carriage on Thursday with the caption "living it large in Asia. Fucking loving it." just days before he was found lying on the floor with blood on his face.

Y O L O

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Official /r9k/ Classic NF

What level are you?

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>go to anime/games/comic convention
>walk around
>look at vendor stalls, don't buy anything because it's all expensive
>can't find statue of an interesting character, mostly Dragon Ball and One Piece stuff
>see hot cosplayers everywhere, don't interact with any of them for a picture
>long lines for Q&A and signing sessions for celebrities I don't know
>artist hall full of artists I don't know and don't recognise, don't care about Western comic books
>eat a mediocre burger
>go home

I think I did my first con wrong.

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What happened to the titcow girl from your year or uni?

how does one get a milky titcow gf?

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You must pick one, and only one, and you MUST pick one, if you try to weasel your way out of picking one you will have to take all three.

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Just matched with this girl on Tinder. Where should I take her for our date?