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A few years ago towards the end of being a teenager. It was like, "Oh fuck, I've passed the point of no return. I'm an irredeemable creep."

I don't know to what depths I shall sink in this lifetime.

>>39236548
which guy would that be??

>>39236548
I've always subconsciously known it.

>>39236369
>warehouse work
This is your best bet, or similar manual labor. Forget about your dumb 100wpm and all that shit. Write a simple fake resume listing 2-3 manual labor jobs over the past couple of years, and get someone to be a fake reference for you. With this you can easily get any regular warehouse job and it's not as if you'll have any trouble doing the actual work. After that you can get different jobs now that you have a real reference. For security work and such you probably need some sort of certificate or such, depending on your country, but it's a good idea for later.

>>39236420
I don't have anyone to be a fake reference for me. Aren't job centers supposed to set you up with work if you have no experience since they get a portion of your pay?

>>39236477
Yeah a temp agency should be able to find you something. It will be a soul-crushing, mind-numbing job but a job nonetheless. Typing is a plus, you might be able to swing a data entry gig.

>>39236347
>don't you feel really bad for these animals? don't you?
considering I don't give a fuck about humans suffering why should I care about animals? at least their suffering can fill my stomach so I can say that for animals suffering has some meaning

>>39236347
This
Gross shit will never stop me (or anyone sane) stop eating meat. I see it, think "oh thats gross damn", and move on. I've forgotten about it 5 minutes later.

Maybe it's because i'm not a squeamish person

>>39236379
This (original statement kek)
I don't know of any vegans who actively attempt to help human beings who are in dire straits, yet they harp on and on about how much they hate the needless suffering animals have to endure.
Fug of and let me eat steak.

1 hour
8 hours
10 days

>>39236290
>shower
9 hours, but have sweated after that
>teeth
19 hours
>room
4 days for cleaning desk, 1 month for very superficial cleaning, 2 months for thorough cleaning

>14 hours
>Over a year
>Month

>>39236228
>area
country
Well what is it, my country as a whole or the area I live in. In America liberals are pretty loud, in the area I live in its pretty quiet

>live next to area where fireworks are tested
>someone's always hammering something
>live next to a freeway so constant traffic noises
>live next to school so constantly hear kids shouting as they are walking to and from school
>couple next door keeps arguing

>>39236291
Where do you live? naragino

I just need motivation to go to the gym, but i manage to wake up late and i hate crowded gyms

>>39236318

You need to discipline yourself anon.

Motivation, as a principle, is something that comes and goes, it is fleeting. You can never keep yourself motivated for years on end.

Instead you should focus on disciplining yourself, as when then going gets rough, you didn't get much sleep today, or you just aren't feeling like it, it's that discipline that gets you in there.

Discipline must be trained. Do something to discipline yourself today, go until failure on your hardest exercise, take an ice cold shower, but simply do something you don't want to do.

I haven't felt the motivation to go to the gym in years, but every other day I go in there and give it all I have.

Good luck anon.

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>>39236408
I thank you in an original way

>>39236127
You'll thank your parents later. Your lifestyle is cancer, and your parents care enough about you to treat it. You're lucky.

>birthday
>parents take stuff away
hahaha your family sucks dude. probably for the best that the lineage ends with you.

>>39236127
> 22nd birthday
> leeches off his parents
You deserve this

Go whoring, you don't have to care about STDs, amigo, todo son ventajas

>>39236103
I'm American, I don't want to risk jail

>>39236121
think jail matters when you're dead?

>>39236062
>ugly

get a new one

Eric was the man. The guy just wanted to play IRL Doom. Dylan seems more well balanced, but in the end he still joined Eric on that final epic mission. R.I.P boys. Alternatively, enjoy slaying demons eternally in hell.

>>39236062
Can you link some of these writings?
Sometimes I have a hard time finding this stuff.

>>39236022
Their hotness is for attractive males only. The rest of us are left with two choices: live on and suffer for the rest of our unfulfilled lives, or escape this nightmare by blowing our brains out. Neither of which includes women in any capacity.

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Because you're supposed to want to fuck them.
>>39236061
The solution is to masturbate to anime girls and eventually vr and waifubots.

It's just not fair. I want it so bad

>>39235937
Be alive in the 50s if not you could start by getting. Gf and moving to a small town in the south

Travel back to Berlin 1941 and tell Hitler not to invade Russia

>>39235937
Quit being so unlikeable

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>>39235784
Yes, my ugliness causes stuttering.

Yea. that's where the social anxiety comes from dummy.

>>39235784
And you're fucking retarded lol

>>39235836
This

>>39235764
Because you're giving your brain everything that it wants fast andwith no effort

The taste of instant happiness

>>39235806
I love my brain

It's because you're not brushing them properly or enough. But it's quite common.

>>39235763
I never understoon why robots have a problem going to the doctor or dentist
And no, it sure as hell isn't OP

>>39235763
It's not normal, it means you have gingivitis but it's nothing to worry about and will go away on its own if you maintain proper dental hygiene.

>>39235751
Who? gf? Bf? Mom? Dog?

>>39235829
Cutie roommate

>>39235853
Ooh, I would love to see them,Any previous pics op?