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Hey R9K,
I had sex with my gf of over a year e few moments ago, and she cried 'This it what sex is for' just a few moments before she came.
How does it feel to never have had sex R9K? Tell me..
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>>35951823
Feels pure and non-degenerate tbrh
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>he thinks she came from penetrative sex
HAHAHAHAHA
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>>35951912
He thinks she can't cum from penetrative sex
>Virgin confirmed
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"Just give me your wallet and no one gets hurt!"
What do /r9k/?
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>>35951787
Tell him to kill me because I keep my wallet in my car.
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>>35951787
Jokes on you I'm always hurting on the inside. Just kill me.
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I'll just teleport behind him and then kill him while saying nothing personal kid
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If you were born as a chad, what would you like to look like? Pic related for me.
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>>35951735
>If you were born as a chad, what would you like to look like?
myself
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>>35951775
WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHAT WEVE GOT HERE
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>tfw you hope he balds more so he isn't so perfect, but he's such a nice guy that you feel bad for having any ill-feelings toward him
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>girl sends me a picture
>tell her she looks like a tranny
>she stops replying
Am I /autistic/ or /bullet doger/ ?
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That would be autism
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Full blown autismos cringe
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>>35951756
Fuck i thought i was getting better at this.
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>mom goes and tells my whole extended family about my suicide attempt
What the fuck is her problem?
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>>35951679
yeeea my mom did something along the same lines years ago. forgot about it though. dont worry everyone will forget
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PUNCH HER
DO IT
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>>35951679
>suicide attempt
dont you mean your cry for attention, you should of done a better job next time.
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Post the name of that special someone.
What's the story?
Are they still a part of your life?
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I don't want to say her name in case she sees.
The story is she was my first ever crush when I was a kid and now years later I ended up talking to her again. I met her and we spent one night together and it was the best night of my life, and I realised my feelings never went away.
I think she's bored of me now and I haven't seen her since, she barely replies to my messages and I thought I had something but I guess I was being a fool as usual.typing this has made me sad
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>>35952144
why not say her name? is it really unique?
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>>35952154
Yeah it's pretty unusual, never met anyone else with her name
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Can we have a wagecuck thread?
Just started my first job at universal studios a week ago and i'm ashamed to say this but i'm actually starting to like it.
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Feel like quitting my wagecuck job at Tim Hortons. Min wage, too busy to justify min wage, and I hate my supervisor (or rather, she hates me).
Srs question, how do I quit? Do I just email my supervisor? How do I pick up my last paycheque?
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>>35951688
you should notify them a month before. best way imo. sometimes they offer a big pay raise.
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>>35951688
If I were to guess, just give them your 2 weeks notice and that should work.
>>35951723
>month
That long? Really?
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Proof sex is a myth:
Women's vaginas are supposedly small enough to feel tight on your dick, and they need to "go slowly to avoid injury," but that same vagina can birth a baby?
How does the sperm know to swim up into the fallopian tubes? They are just a bag of genetic material and can't possibly have any brains or other kind of programming. They would just stay in the vagina.
Let's assume they COULD somehow know where to go. The human body is full of bacteria and viruses. These would quickly kill the egg or the zygote before it can divide into a blastula.
Anything that implies design requires intelligence to design it. Human babies are full of organs that look like they were purposefully put together, like a car. Cars are made by people in factories, thus it's reasonable to conclude that babies are also made in factories. What's NOT reasonable is that the baby simply grew out of a single cell that has no brain. How can a cell with no intent to design a baby do it? We've done experiments with bacteria multiplying in a lab. All they do is multiply, they never create a new creature.
Also bear in mind that your cells multiply, but they always make a copy of themselves. However, there are multiple types of cells in your body so where did they come from? Muscle and Brain cells also do not replicate so how can they grow inside the womb?
You've never seen sex, but you HAVE seen storks, so do the math.
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just like women, always lying about shit
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>>35951582
Why do your arguments sound more logical than the ones that support sex?
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>>35952338
Because you never took an anatomy course.
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Drunk girl you're friends with pulls you into a bathroom stall. What do?
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I had a drunk girl I was friends with grab my crotch and ask me how badly I wanted to fuck her. I have an honest answer and said:
>Not much at all
She got really disappointed and distant after that.
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>>35951548
i'd stop writing fanfiction about situations you'll never be in so anything anyone says is worthless
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>>35951548
hope I get to watch her piss
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>tfw youre 18, living with your parents, failing all your classes in school, have no possible way of getting into college and do nothing but smoke weed
>tfw you work at a 9$ an hour job and all your "friends" are druggies who just hang around you because you can afford half ounce bags
>tfw youre too autistic to make any real friends because you're quiet and reserved but you're witty and funny so you just wind up with people who let you sit at their table who tolerate your presence because youre capable of saying mildly clever sam hyde tier shit whenever you're confronted with a question or really any acknowledgement of your existence at all
>tfw marijuana is the only thing that keeps you happy because when youre high, it appears like the druggies actually like you and care about you and you can get away with acting like a sperg because you have the "I was just high" excuse
>tfw weed takes you to a place where nothing matters at all and you can just float in a sublime bliss only to crash down and realize that youre shit
>tfw the future is a complete fog and you have a 95+% chance that you're gonna wind up a nobody, never achieving any of your dreams and dying alone with nothing to your name but a dirty bubbler and a few odd empty lighters and plastic bags
anyone else here going through the same shit
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Fuck off norman. Seriously.
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If you really care then fix yourself you sperg. Otherwise just enjoy the weed and shut the fuck up
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same except im 19 and done with school. i make 9.25 full time and have no friends
i save all my money and only spend it on weed desu
i'm completely bored with everything and marijuana is the only thing so far that makes me somewhat happy
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Who is your favorite porn actress /r9k/?
I want to see what shitty taste you have
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Fuck, does she dolactationvideos?
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>>35951442
I'm not enough of an implicit cuckold to have a "favorite" piece of fuckmeat, sorry.
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>>35951442
>favorite porn actress
All of them are disgusting.
All of them should be gassed.
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i'm browsing 4chan in my boxers
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>>35951419
let us know when you're hanging from the noose and browsing
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>>35951419
>tfw browsing 4chan with no clothes on.
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>>35951446
why do uu hate me?
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Probably gonna kill myself if my mom decides to ship me off to Somalia with my relatives in the summer.
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Why not just kill yourself when you get to Somalia?
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>>35951406
well since you're probably a nigger, you should probably kill yourself anyways
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>>35951431
Good idea Psyborg. Hopefully Al qaeda takes me hostage.
The joke will be on them when I attack one of their members then get killed in the process. Hopefully by shooting or hanging.
>W-what do you mean you want to tickle my feet?
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I want to take my index fingers and stroke it up and done on the arches
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>>35951405
Why isn't toe bondage more common?. I would love to see devices and bindings that would keep toes spread and unable to move, but the guys in this niche industry sure are not the most creative people.
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i've always wanted to go to a renfair
>he daydreamed about performing his favourite song in front of his whole school
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>>35951404
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
why do so many robots think about this
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>tfw ywn write a song that a cutie on YouTube will cover
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>>35951404
>he daydreamed about killing everyone in his whole school