HEY! YOU!!!
twitch /seriousgaming
This bitch cheated on her husband, and when found out said that she was raped by whoever she cheated with.
Idk about you but i dont like promiscuous and narcissistic sluts like this, especially when she will do anything to get away from it looking innocent regardless of the complications the guy she cheated with have to deal with
She is currently in follower only mode, but you only have to follow her for 3 min to be able to use the chat.
Do as you wish...
>>35952850
Saged, reported, NYPA, etc.
Once this story gains traction, I can rape her and claim she cheated on me with consent
oddshot . tv/s/aM7aXz
>have a few friends
>they only talk to me when they are going through some emotional crisis or need help solving some issue
>never invited out, unless as an afterthought
>super reserved, like to talk and think deeply about things
>dry, odd ball sense of humor; have a hard time being witty unless 100% comfortable with someone
>think very abstractly, and have a tendency to use complex words/idioms when speaking.
>constantly explaining the meaning behind words i use
>I don't do this to be an uppity prick or to sound smart, its just the way i talk and i struggle to use "normal" words
>not eloquent or concise in speech, but decent writer
>people have described me as "pleasant", but i feel like that's another way or saying "nice, but boring"
>massively insecure and have a hard time relaxing around others
>only positive is that im a little charming, but in a off beat/quirky way
>talked to a close friend about this and they said that even they didn't truly understand me
Is there anything i can do? would reading books/watching movies improve my comedic timing? How do i become "fun" to be around?
How the hell do ENFPS do it? were essentially the same, except i'm extroverted. Ive noticed that my british friends from overseas think im hilarious, is it just a cultural thing?
you sound like an interesting person OP
Do psychedelics or get drunk.
>literally mfw
>>35953451
"interesting" but not the kind of person anyone would want to hang out with or invite to anything, but thank you.
I'm a NEET with literally 0 friends.
Ask me anything
Why haven't u killed ur self yet?
the fact that you think this makes you unique denotes how much of a newfag you really are
where do u think u are faggt
>tfw hrt made me go from a 4/10 to a 6/10
>Now a robot fag succubus
Who here /kindacutebutautism/
>>35952755
Post slut pics of bp please thank
I went from 7 to 9 o:
>>35952775
Im a pure woman. I will find a robot to be a slut for one day.
>ask me anything
>I live in Balkan region place full of slutty women and beer drinkers
I'll be taking my (You) now.
>>35952702
>I live in Balkan region place
>full of slutty women and beer drinkers
Now you're just being redundant, Andris
>>35952702
You make these threads quite often, don't you? I recognise you, you told us about gopniks!
The fleece is the fabric of the robot.
Discuss.
agreed
The fleece instantly distinguishes "fembots" too, no "fembot" would ever wear a fleece jacket in public
i want fleece everything
but it's usually a bitch to clean, especially cum stains
I have to disagree.
The universal hoodie+college pants and or track pants seem to be the most common imo. I am projecting a bit, but its what I have seen before.
Its the most common stuff, but it works to robots benefits. Blending in perfectly. Being so bland and boring that nobody even notices you walking down the street when you are on your way to buy tendies.
People talk of camouflage and other shit, but all you need is a hoodie and some loose fabric pants, preferrably running shoes on top of that and you are 100% invisible.
I am llooking for friends
>>35952642
>tfw guy texts on jewbook that he wants friends but then asks if I would wear pantyhose for him
I wouldn't, I'm not gay!
>>35952728
want to be friends?
orororor
tfw no friends
muted
Fuck it robots. Fuck it. I can't spend another entire weekend of my college years sitting alone in my room. I need to find a party tonight, or some sort of nightlife. Even if it's going to be miserable, even if I'll spend the whole time too scared to talk to anyone so I just walk around the house hoping people will think I'm trying to walk somewhere else (like I did at lunch in highschool). Where can I find a party around campus? Should I google our school's Greek Row and see if there are frat/sorority parties I can get into? Should I just walk to one of the local bars? I live off campus so I don't really see a lot of other students around.
I'm in college in the Western world, dammit, the epicenter of indulgence, pleasure, and hedonism. I want to at least attempt to live the much vaunted college life, so that, for all the other things I'll regret and guilt myself for in this life, I won't have to regret never trying here.
>>35952627
Buy yourself a pill or two laddo, head on over to a place where everyone will be onnit and get spangled. You'll make plenty of mates and have a blast.
>>35952803
Where can I buy pills
>>35953096
Not the guy you asked but I would say you ask some peeps you know (not necessary friends)
Friendly reminder that any black woman hate is not tolerated here on /r9k/ as we have always been pro-nubian queens. All hate towards niggers shall be directed towards black MEN not women.
>>35952613
Fuck no.
GB2Africa
GEORGE GEORGE
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE
STRONG AS HE CAN BE!
AAAHHHHHH!
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
hah, umm hi neighbor! i was on my way to school when my car wouldnt start, do you think i could get a ride?? youre on your way to class, right? do you think you could look over my masters thesis sometime? you look sooo smart!
Who /Emmy Rossum/ here?
She is very kawaii. I want to kiss her.
trash tier waifu, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>35952603
I mean I typically like thicc girls, but look at that face. It's so perfect. She's so cute.
>>35952603
This.
Find a cute waifu like Anna.
>He listens to video game soundtracks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I listen to proto-post funk death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftvpi-6Z6qw
Arcanum had an amazing opening song.
>>35952452
>cares about what other people listens to and judges them
what a faggit
>be me
>dick suddenly starts itching
>it smells as hell
>seems to be getting wet between the head and foreskin
>a red rash on the head and foreskin appears
>haven't even had sex so can't be a STD
What the fuck is going on, anons? Am I losing my dick forever? This shit isn't good. Uncut here btw.
You've been masturbating too much. Seriously.
Do you wash that area when you shower?
>>35952446
Say bye bye to your dick
>it's an anons parents are going out and he has nothing to do home alone again episode
Smoke weed dood XD
>>35952435
Jerk off party, and yes if you can smoke weed. Also loud music and vidya
>>35952435
Is that your rat?
Story time /r9k/:
> be me
> me and friend make classic kissless virgin bet
> first one to smash gets to forever look down
on the loser
> quickly forget about bet
> he texts me a few hours ago
> he tells me hew gonna meet up and smash
long time female friend next saturday
> usually, I would just be happy for him and go
on with my life, but the girl he is meeting is
my mortal enemy
> me and my friend were in class with her for
like 3 years
> she is the biggest lubcuck sjw oxygen
vampire you will ever meet in your life
> We once had a fight in our class chatgroup
> One guy called another one a homo
> She called him out on using homo, because
it comes from homo sapiens
> i tell her it doesn't and call her a moron
> she still thinks she's right and calls me
homophobic
> I SCREENSHOT THE FUCKING WIKIPEDIA PAGE EXPLAINING THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD and send it into the group chat
> she stops typing and passively admits defeat
> i have been victorious
> however, she has now come back to haunt me by going for my friends dick
> making me lose the bet and pissing me off, because I they are going to break up in a few months, due to being a crazy bitch
> he is going to her place next saturday
> i have to find someone with very low standarts in one week
> first I asked the only girl in my class that really likes me
>only problem
> she's a lesbian
> just my luck right, she would have been
bouncing on my dick for months, but no
> anyway, I snapchat her and explain myself and tell her to send me her thirstiest friends
> "but anon, I dont have any friends"
> I fall back into chair
> I will never find someone in such a short time
> I have lost
i dont asdasfasfasfasfafafafs
>>35952406
please reformat or kys
>>35952406
Can you translate that into English please?
My girlfriend said she wishes I had a bigger dick.
>>35952366
poor anon, your dog doesn't count as a gf
>>35952366
It's okay if your GF has a bigger penis than you anon
Did you respond "you too"