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How bad is it to have a crush on your mom?
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>>35954535
try to seduce her
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>>35954535
If she's hot it's totaly normal.
If she's ugly like your asshole and looks like more like a GIFL than a MILF, then you have to kys.
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>>35954662
She's below average and no I don't have any pictures nor will I post any.

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who here /downhill/
>tfw everything in the last two weeks has been downhill even though life has been good for almost a year
>tfw you can slowly, slowly feel the depression coming back
>dog died
>all my friends are starting to unironically hate me
>being a huge faggot is weighing on my brain
>all my old internet friends hate me
>terrible at video games I used to be really good at
>got kicked out from being the dungeonmaster of a roleplaying game group who just two sessions ago said my campaign was the best yet
>actually slowly starting to hate all of them even though they're my only "friends" even though literally all they do is bully me
>"it's just a joke!" even though it never stops
>will just randomly antagonize me for zero reason

I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FLOATING HALFWAY TO THE BOTTOM
THERE'S A LOUD DISTORTED SCREAMING IN MY SOUL
EVERYTHING IS DARK AND EMPTY AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT
SO I CURL UP IN A BALL AND CRY IN THE COMFORT OF MY HOME
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somebody else on /r9k/ has to be going /downhill/
i refuse to believe that nobody here is doing bad

share in my suffering, pals. we can all survive it together
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This is nothing new. We're all doing bad.

Where do you think you are?
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>>35955026
tell me about it then, fuckface
this isn't all about me
it's basically a vent thread
tell me what is going wrong
TELL ME

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What are you diagnosed with and how are you coping, /r9k/?
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PTSD
Binge eating and drugs
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>>35954502
why do you have ptsd?
originainal
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bipolar,psychosis,gad,depression whatever

does anyone have an issue with explaining their issues to doctors because they are afraid that they wont understand be able to help? i have a hard time with this

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>Its literally this easy
Why didnt anybody tell me that 80/20 is BS and you dont need to be a chad have tinder game???
its 2017, the year of the beta, you robots need to get in on this
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>>35954468
>that's good, becase the state won't let me get married to a robot
Are you ancap?
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I'm too autistic to know what to do at this point. What do you do with the snapchat? I'm not photogenic at all and my pictures all have some type of filter on my tinder profile.
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>>35954510
Snapchat is literally all stickers and filters, believe nothing of what you see on it.

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Repressed memories...
> have a vague memory of my faggot uncle and his "husband" taking me out
> maybe 10 years old
> go to a flat above a shop
> blank memory
> I'm socially retarded, emotionally weird and prone to depression now at 28.
> hope I wasn't molested.
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>>35954425
Sounds like you were molested.
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>>35954479
So you honestly think so? I always hope the fuzzy memory is just a vivid dream
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>>35954425
>is man
>puts stockings on
>takes picture of legs
>posts on /r9k/
>wonders if he's fucked up in the head

Being molested is the least of your worries

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>daddy found the eggplant bf
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What's an eggplant?
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>>35954387
The tree your eggs grow on.
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>>35954404
Really? That's cool man.

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So this girl that became my gf recently just texted me and told me I should stay the night next satuday (we had plans to go out for dinner and some drinks saturday).

She wants the shlong right?

Wat do fellow robots?
Obviously I never was in this situation before.
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>>35954328
Yes she wants your dick, stop being a sperg and have fun.
>T. Norman with gf
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>>35954355
But I look horrible naked and don't know what to do.

Best case scenario would be that she get's drunk.
Too bad she barely drinks. Only ever one cocktail with alcohol in it if at all.

I need more help than that
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>>35954328
>gf
>fellow robots
Reeeeeeeee.

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Is this the king of the NEETS?
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Is this new? I thought Jorge lost weight...
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>DAD! MO' PIZZA!
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>>35954422
i love when he dropped the charges for a large pizza

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An average penis is enough for most girls. Women just like saying they love big dicks because it's a status symbol and more edgy than saying they'd enjoy a regular sized dick.
P.S. The more a girl likes you, the "bigger" your dick is in her mind
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>>35954284
Sauce on that pic?


Origiii
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>>35954427
The girl's name is Crystina Rossi. She's a bit of a butter face.
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>tfw your dick is too big for your gf and every time you fuck she starts bleeding

wtf, I thought having a big dick was supposed to be a good thing

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Any Dublin anons about tonight?

what are you up to

General Dublin shit talk thread i suppose
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>>35954281
reeeeeeeee answer me faggots
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Modding new vegas, in for a comfy night
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DnD m8

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FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK SHIT
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Check the date you dumb nigger
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>>35954279
>implying this would have any effect on me as i use incognito mode, there is no way for it to share anything
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>/pol/ in the bookmarks toolbar
>KEKOLD GETS FUCKED
hmmmm

What would you do if your boyfriend punched you?
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Be happy he had the balls to.
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Call the police and have domestic violence charges pressed. Make him my ex boyfriend immediately.
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I'd stab him with a knife as soon as he turns his back and cuck him post mortem.

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Any Ohio fembots here? I will be your BF I'm 19 and I have a car and everything. Please email me here is my email [email protected]
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>>35954141
>>>/soc/
here you go, robo
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>>35954141
Oh,i love you anon. Please be my kareshi!
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>>35954166
there lots of other threads here that should go on /soc/

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I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Ask me anything.
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Why?

You couldn't be less interesting.
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Please leave
sage
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>>35954127

When will you get out normie?

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>be me
>fucking love stroopwafels
>born dutch

How's your shitty life /r9k/?
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I don't get it? Aren't stroopwafels common as fuck in the Netherlands?
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>>35954257
also delicious
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>>35954078
I have Dutch blood (USA) and adore stroopwafels. I wish my grandparents had taught us the language.

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