Don't break the law they said. Don't throw the flowerpot through the window they said.
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>>35954919
My phone battery seems to be going down quite quickly these days...
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>>35954960
Look, I know you want me to do the courses- I'm complying arn't I? I'll do them and you can tick your boxes and I can go back to job jumping and playing videogames. All this psy-ops truly isn't nessesery, I mean why waste the time and money on me. Don't you have feeble minded religious fanatics to program and trigger?
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>>35955000
... Go on, post something that'll really spook me. Entertain yourself
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>struggle to fit in my whole life
>after 25 years finally find place where I belong
>it's /r9k/
it's over guys, isn't it?
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>>35954917
maybe its time to change your life
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>>35954947
maybe it's too late
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>>35954917
That is quite good news for you. Even on there I don't belong with the average robots and I am a total failure at any social norm that normies like to set for themselves.
Stopped trying to fit in really.
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If you have a clean rom then how the FUCK are you a robot?
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My mommy cleans it for me. :)
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My dad cleaned my room while doing some electrical work on the house. He left sheetrock and sponges in my room and I have no idea what he means by doing it. I don't talk to him so idk.
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>>35954884
It is called discipline and cleaning your shit. Unless you want cockroaches and rats to roam around your face at night.
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Post screen shots of your bookmarks! Go.
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>>35954819
Listen to me, alt right nazi /pol/ viewers are not allowed here, keep your filthy hate speech on your own cesspool board and stay away from here. Lots of people here are sensative and will not appreciate your bigot anti women talk, take your stupid pepe meme and all the other BS you and your ilk post but for Christ sake keep it at pol.
Every good american citizen should please contact their congreewomen and senators and demand they pass hate speech laws to keep places like pol of the internet
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This is whatever is first in the list, almost all are from pretty much when I first got this laptop
>that link to an r9k thread from back when heinessen was the archive
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>>35954819
literally nothing interesting but sure, its just stuff i think i will need later or want to read later, not much
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>mom found the baked cum engine
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>>35954776
Auntie found the aubergine ass blaster.
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>>35954776
>frog found the face fucking falafel
Could you imagine the embarrassment
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>>35954776
wtf is wrong with you bruh?!
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>FLINTSTONES GUMMIES ARE FINALLY KICKING IN
HHHHHHHHOOOOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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I'm still waiting for mine, another year or so until they should.
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>>35954775
what the fuck do you mean by "kicking in"?
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>>35954814
they are one of many forms the government uses to turn the population gay
Do you think some people are just meant to be alone or are we all just unlucky?
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>>35954767
probably has something to do with Darwinism idk
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>>35954767
Sometime I think some people are going against me just to make my life even more hellish.
The real suffering is knowing that no matter how hard you try your best will never be good enough for anyone. At this point I might just accept it and going on through this forever until the end of my life.
Some people are born to suffer. It is just the way it is.
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>>35954767
The pamphered one is weaker. The slighted one is stronger. Accept your gift with eagerness and gratitude (to the fate, not to the foul normies obviously).
>walk back to your car
>see this
Wat do?
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I man the harpoons
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Adjust my tire pressures
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>>35954721
lock that pig in car so she dies from owerheating
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>you will never be a woman
>you will never know that, no matter what, you are inherently valuable and someone will want you
>you will never have your weakness and shyness and low-self esteem be considered attractive instead of cripplingly repulsive
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As a hideous dyke, I'd like to extend a friendly invitation to go fuck yourself
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You understand. Imagine being able to make a living out of dating guys with money, and being able to get a loving family that way.
A ton of women wind up bitter spinsters now, though. Like, a third.
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>>35954725
>lesbian
>unattractive
These kinda suck, but most women aren't either.
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>go to my usual bar last weekend alone like always
>see beautiful tall blonde qt there with gay guy and some grungy dude I know sells drugs
>she's hanging onto him and I assume she's fucking him for drugs
>notice her looking at me a bit but whatever
>go back to bar last night
>she's there again with the gay guy
>after a while I'm outside smoking near them and the gay guy asks my name
>eventually says "for future reference do you like boys"
>I tell him no and we have a laugh
>his brother sells coke so I got his number
>tall qt goes inside to go to the bathroom
>I ask the gay guy "for future reference is your tall female friend single"
>he just looks at me and says
>"dude, she is not female"
>tells me she's an mtf and 100% male
>I'm incredulous because she's so beautiful
>like a perfect girl
>at first I thought he was fucking with me but I went back inside and saw her waiting in line at the men's room
>fuck
>she came back out and we talked a bit and I think she's kind of in to me
>I leave contemplating where my life went wrong
She's so beautiful and perfect in every way. I'm not gay and have never been into traps. I honestly am not sure I could fuck him/her but I could see myself hooking up to some degree. What the fuck do I so robots? I've never before questioned my sexuality but is it really that gay if she passes so well?
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Look dude, youre at best bisexual if you actually fuck him/her.
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>>35954685
Di it faggot. Learn from that one other anons example and don't get raped up the ass
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If you're that worried about whether fucking a tranny makes you gay or not, you're a fucking faggot. Who the fuck gives a shit? If you're attracted to someone, literally fuck them. What's the goddamn problem?
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>MFW I turn 29 today
>never have had a girlfriend
>still a virgin
I think I'm gonna do it guys.. I will turn into a wizard in exactly one year.
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Doesn't work if you faapedd sorry
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>>35955017
I havent fapped in 4 days if that helps.
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>>35954670
>turn 20 in August
>driving 2 hours tomorrow to see girl, hopefully get laid
I'm almost there, please don't let my ineptitude ruin this.
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>Hang out with girl for first time in years
>She's cute but pretty big
>Not obese, but a solid three inches taller than me and thick
>She gets feisty, mounts me
>I'm literally unable to get up
>Fondles me, I'm too retarded to say "stop"
>Go home and cry
Why am I such a bitch
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>>35954625
Sounds like a good time to me idk
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>>35954653
This. OP needs to stop being a whiny faggot. Most of us don't get to hang out with girls let alone have mount you
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I would kill to be you man
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>At a friend's birthday party
>Friend is extremely normie, only reason I'm there is because I used to be his best friend before he was a normie
>Apparently they have some "game"
>He gets blindfolded
>First girl he grabs has to give him head
>Figure it's a joke and no girl would actually go through with it
>He grabs a girl
>Girl agrees to the game
>"Will be back in 15 minutes guys!"
>They go outside
>Realize this will never be my birthday
Maybe there is some context I'm missing because I'm socially inept.
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>>35954589
If your friend doesn't help you then he is a dick
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yes when i was in high school my friends were talking about some concert they went to. i felt bad that i didn't get invited.
i had a good friend who would go to another friends and hang out. when we went out it was me getting used.
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>>35954589
and then he got an STD the end
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How's it going r9k?
I am aware this is going to sound like a rich kid showing off, but anonymity allows me to talk about this freely, and this is the only place where I get that kind of freedom.
I'm a few years away from inheriting a lot of shit. Not Warren Buffet level but enough to place my parents amongst the top 3% of my country's income group.
Most of it isn't money, but businesses and real state. In total the entire group employs a bit over 200 people. This isn't some old money kind of thing, it has been achieved over the past 40 years.
The problem is I don't think I'm capable of running it. When I look at myself I don't see me being capable of dealing with the shit that comes along with it. Even though I have been educated towards that goal and most of my family already expects me to take charge when something happens, I fear I'm gonna mess up the result of a lot of effort, along with the income of many people.
So, yeah. Any robots happen to be wealthy? How does it affect you? Are you a source of regret for your families? how do you deal with your responsibilities?
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>>35954560
But first let me ask you that question:
Are you a virgin ?
Thanks for answering
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Heh, hope you don't have any siblings, kid. I could have inherited my family business and lived easy but because not being a normie is the greatest sin on earth my faggot parents gave it to my bitch sister who tormented me my whole life.
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>>35954629
Indeed, my dear friend.
Original, I swear.
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>pretend to check out and smile at trans girls who don't pass
>don't do it because i'm interested, just do it to boost their confidence and make them feel good about themselves
Who else is a /good person/ here?
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>>35954539
I do the opposite to women. Do you really think he/she doesnt have a constant flow of compliments on their social media?
Also, careful not to look like an autist.
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>indulging in a person's mental illness
>"""good""" person
You're an enabler, anon, which makes you a shitty person.
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>>35954539
>not staring at the creature in disgust so as to suppress the creature's will to physically represent its mental illness in public