>tfw you see two teenagers holding hands together
>>35955648
>see kids playing at recess with their friends
>remember you will never experience that because you were homeschooled
>>35955648
> tfw your train has already passed
>>35955648
kidnap them in your basement and force them to do gross shit to each other
What's the worst mistake you've ever made in your life? Even if it's something that nobody would believe
>>35955614
Coercing a girl into intercourse against her will. No force, just talked her into it.
>>35955651
How did you think other people got laid? They just walked around and girls jumped on their dick?
>>35955614
Friend of mine was a suicidal person. Had a lot of suicide attempts and talked about it a lot, so eventually I began to ignore it. My friend tried to reach out to me but I thought she wasn't serious, then she actually did go through with it. I have felt guilt ever since.
What was the high point of your life and how far have you fallen since? Mine was getting a job gf and losing weight then losing job gf and gaining all weight lost back
>>35955602
hnnnng i want a chubby gf
high point... probably that i have been going to the gym every single day for the past 6 months or so
low point, depression and anxiety, possibly have to drop out of school
>>35955602
I'd say middle school right before I developed seizures. That prevented me from playing any sports, which I played a lot of, and consequently lost all my "friends." I'm in college now and am doing alright.
The high point hmm?
There was that one time I was put under for the tonsil removal operation.
was he redpilled on the "growing up and starting a family" meme?
>>35955597
He was the proto-manchild.
>>35955597
Maybe
He also devoted his time to hanging out with a bunch of scantily dressed "lost boys", importing, then grooming potential victims and bringing them to his private rape island where no one from the outside world even notices theyre gone
Peter Pan was exactly like the 12 year old neighbor boy who molested you when you were 7
>>35955703
>the 12 year old neighbor boy who molested you when you were 7
That's oddly specific anon. Greentext?
Why are women so fucking dumb, /r9k/?
>live with two female roommates that I'm kinda friends with
>one of them likes some retarded guy who plays trash vidya such as cs:go
>anyways, today she asks me to let her play some of my games because she wants to get into gaming
>I try to explain her that women are not supposed to play vidya, that they're bad at it, that they only do it for attention and that I don't want her to end up attention whoring on twitch or something like that
>also tell her that I know it doesn't interest her and that she's only doing it because of that guy
>she denies it, gets mad and starts yelling at me
>other roommate is mad at me too
Why are women so fucking unreasonable? Can't they see that ever since women started "playing" vidya, gaming community went to shit and games became considerably worse?
>>35955576
>being this surprised about them being retarded af
wew lad
>>35955621
>>I try to explain her that women are not supposed to play vidya, that they're bad at it, that they only do it for attention and that I don't want her to end up attention whoring on twitch or something like that
I assume this to be bait but you are actually retarded famy famarovitsh
>>35955643
He's not wrong though. Women only play video games to get attention from beta orbiters and also in hopes of meeting a hot gamer guy. He's also correct that they suck at video games, most are absolute trash.
Good news robots! This is all just a bad dream! You can escape from this "life"!
But there is one catch, however. Don't worry, it's easy! In order to wake up, all you have to do isreply to this post or your entire family will die in their sleep tonight. there is no counter to this.
>>35955573
okay. gimme.
|||I wish I was a 4th dimensional being who could see 15 minutes into the past and the future with time as a 4th spatial dimension|||
hopefully this worksit probably wont
>>35955573
theyre already dead but it would be great if i followed
Why do girls not like guys to make noise during sex? Do they think it's too feminine and therefore unattractive?
never heard that claim
>>35955570
Where's the info from? I'm pretty sure they wouldn't care unless you caww like a bird or roar like a chainsaw or something.
Literally the opposite is true. You must be dating a fucking weirdo.
FUCKING HOW? What did this chink do to deserve a qt like this?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a white man and can't even get a 4/10 bitch, why the fuck would they go for a small dick instead, wtf is happening?
It's because you go reeeeeeee and don't understand you have an even smaller dick than most asians
>>35955557
Hes a funny guy and seems to have a nice personality. Not really that hard to see why.
>>35955557
>qt
good lord that girl is 1/10 AT BEST
also girls are smelly, cunning, bitchy, and dumb
why do you buy into the girl meme
just pump and dump them you autistic fag
wtf i though this wasnt a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uroJOzESKMA
It's insane how bitter women get when denied sex. So animalistic.
>>35955556
I'd throw some dick her way.
>>35955556
>>35955586
>>35955783
>6+ min video.
I may be a neet but my time is still valueable. Can someone just give me the Cliff's Notes version?
Who else here has a really shitty relationship with their parents?
Me. My dad hates me ever since I called him a piece of shit.
Bump34.4
I haven't spoken to my dad in years. My worst memory is me offering to beat him off so he would stop abusing my sister, he just gave me a disgusted look and went out.
there is always a way to stop the pain, you can end it whenever you want, don't forget
NOT IF YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO HELL
WEEEWWWEEEEEEWWWWW
>>35955587
but what if i do want to go to hell because i deserve the suffering
>>35955617
Then you're an idiot who's going to suffer for no good reason. You haven't nearly suffered enough to have even a glimpse of what it would be like.
>Tfw sucked my gf(male) dick for the first time
>Tfw I liked it more than her
>She said she felt too "mainly" and doesn't want to do it again
Are you the stupid faggot from yesterday with the ugly man "gf"?
You mean boyfriend? I'm confused. What the heck is a... "gf(male)"????
>>35955489
slap that bitch like the whore he is and show him who's the boss
Does anyone else have a fetish or some kind of peculiar taste that is impossible to satisfy
>find British accents really hot, even the lower class chav accents
>but British girls are ugly
>>35955487
>inb4 someone says CP
how the fuck can you stand those OP
I legit get a headache from chavshit accents, in my HS economy class they played the UK kid's apprentice show and I skipped until they finished the season
>>35955487
I have the opposite issue
>find indian girls really cute
>curry accents are the worst accents known to man
TFW it's a perfect weekend in SoCal.
TFW you know tons of girls will be hitting the beaches and getting fucked later on
God this is hlell
>>35955463
Hey man, I'm in Long Beach and going to the beach tomorrow morning for a run. Do you want to come with me? Maybe thinking about hitting up the Grand Prix later.
>>35955482
Long Beach? Are you black? I work weekends but I'd rather go to santa Monica or Venice Beach
>Be walking anywhere in LA
>See hot stacies everywhere
>Know that they'll never ever want you
why live?
I want a boat. It's my one desire.
To be more specific, I want the boat pictured. An Arvor 215AS.
The boat isn't anything special, it's just nice. It reminds me of myself, actually. It's not really that pretty, it has a few good aesthetic qualities though. Just your kinda slightly below average vessel.
I want one because I can just sail away. If anything goes wrong, I can just put all of my valued belongings on a boat, and sail to all of the islands near me. No problems can follow me at sea.
It would also give me something to do, other than jerking off and playing vidya. It'd likely make me more attractive as well, seeing as I would become fitter and have something not completely pathetic as a hobby.
What do you aspire to get, anon?
Why not a comfy sailboat? If you're going to spend so much time and money why not spend it on something that actually takes skill to handle?
>>35955507
Because they all seem to be much more expensive.
But, anon, you've swayed my thoughts slightly, and I'll do research on sailboats. I might get one instead of the Arvor.
Thank you, anon.
>>35955564
Check sailboatlistings for a general idea of prices
Some of them are quite nice for under 5k.
Im not too experienced or knowledgeable on this but Ive also heard about many people who got sailboats for free just by hanging out around local harbors.