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Anonymous
2017-04-01 11:45:47 Post No.35957001
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:45:47 Post No. 35957001 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do birthdays always make me feel so depressed?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:47:27 Post No.35957035
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:47:27 Post No.35957035 [Report]

I mean
This isn't a hard question
You can figure it out
I believe in you

Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:13:12 Post No.35957569
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:13:12 Post No.35957569 [Report]

>>35957001
another year closer to death without achieving anything meaningful

Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:26:49 Post No.35957861
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>>35957001
you don't want to tell people and seem self-absorbed
you want people to remember on their own even though you pretend not to care about it
also your youth is slowly slipping away and you're likely past any important milestone ages

Anonymous
2017-04-01 11:42:47 Post No.35956947
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:42:47 Post No. 35956947 [Report] [View this topic]

What's up faggots? It's /chad-robot/ here. I'm here to help you channel that virgin energy into real life results. Did I mention I was a bitch beta boi like you one day? I worked my butt off for my muscles and my penis has been inside over 60 girls (although it's nothing to brag about imo). I'll be here for a couple hours so give me your best.
>inb4 normies out REEE

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Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:10:09 Post No.35957512
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I want to work out but I don't want to waste time reading about it or anything. I know it sounds dumb as fuck, and it probably is, but anytime I get into reading about Fitness I just can't pay attention and lose interest immediately.

Can I just eat a lot of semi decent food and begin working out or do I have to follow strict diet plans and bullshit?

Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:11:20 Post No.35957536
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>>35956947
what kind of chad are you? are you the generic boat shoes and button down dudebrodouche or what?

Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:13:43 Post No.35957578
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>>35957536
He's the kind of Chad that spends Saturday night on 4chan

Anonymous
2017-04-01 11:40:55 Post No.35956909
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:40:55 Post No. 35956909 [Report] [View this topic]

Is golf a Chad sport or an autist sport?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:42:03 Post No.35956926
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:42:03 Post No.35956926 [Report]

bit of both

gjhgjhg

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:42:31 Post No.35956938
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:42:31 Post No.35956938 [Report]

It's a man sport because roasties are not allowed on golf courses.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:45:06 Post No.35956989
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>>35956938
What do you call a woman on a golf course?

The 13th hole.

Anonymous
2017-04-01 11:39:53 Post No.35956892
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:39:53 Post No. 35956892 [Report] [View this topic]

Ballbusting couple (minus the wife) so i guess ballbusting husband, back from camping, hiking and fishing and now being lazy as fuck

...what's on your mind robots? Tell me whats up today. or ask me some questions that are pinging in your minds

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:47:20 Post No.35957034
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There once was the Anon with this theory on how we never really die.
According to him consciousness is the only state of being since ''nothingness'' is just that. It's nothing. Consciousness is the only way, since there is no alternative.

I'm not saying I believe it, but it intrigued me.
Thoughts?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:48:25 Post No.35957050
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>>35956892
How do you leave this place? I hate almost every fucking person here. I think I only come here to torture myself

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:50:22 Post No.35957089
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>>35957050
This is your only place of being since you have no alternative.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:37:24 Post No. 35956859 [Report] [View this topic]

>in a lingerie store buying panties for yourself
>cashier grill strikes up a conversation about the panties while untagging them
>she tricks you into revealing they were for yourself
>tfw this conversation is the first conversation with a grill in 2 months

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:42:54 Post No.35956948
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>>35956859
She didnt 'trick' you, youre just a pathetic disgusting pervert who gets off on being humiliated so you told her. Just kill yourself you fucking animal.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:45:13 Post No.35956991
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>>35956948
she did trick me, she fired a loaded question. But i can't deny the humiliation part desu

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:45:23 Post No.35956995
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Too real...

>do what you can to fight anxiety and dysphoria
>everything done results in anxiety and dysphoria

I'm with you anon

Anonymous
2017-04-01 11:33:11 Post No.35956781
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:33:11 Post No. 35956781 [Report] [View this topic]

Do girls really get sad over having small boobs?

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:38:11 Post No.35956869
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:38:11 Post No.35956869 [Report]

Not really I'd say.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:40:05 Post No.35956897
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>>35956781
Maybe in Japan or whatever. Boobs mean they're going to get a high income husband more easily and they get to not work and just be a stay at home mom.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:53:55 Post No.35957163
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PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

thank god this isn't original

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2017-04-01 11:29:54 Post No.35956713
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:29:54 Post No. 35956713 [Report] [View this topic]

This is the ideal male form.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:46:14 Post No.35957010
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:46:14 Post No.35957010 [Report]

Is that you Burch?

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:48:08 Post No.35957044
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:48:08 Post No.35957044 [Report]

Enjoy turning to shit in 10, 20 years. Taking hormones doesn't do the body good, I'll tell you.

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more qt small pps pls

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2017-04-01 11:29:54 Post No.35956712
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:29:54 Post No. 35956712 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey robots, I've saved something like 5.5k $, never worked, currently 19, no college debt here (European)
Is this a good amount of money? I have no data at all to make a comparison

Pls no bully, I'm a robot too, but not yet a neet

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:36:21 Post No.35956842
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>tfw fellow robots ignore you for the first time

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:49:06 Post No.35957061
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:49:06 Post No.35957061 [Report]

I feel you

Native American anon, Canada, so free university cuz muh reparations

20k in bank account, not a full neet either

Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:00:13 Post No.35957299
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Anonymous 2017-04-02 12:00:13 Post No.35957299 [Report]

>>35957061
>20k
Huh that's way more

But hey, I don't even have a family house here.
You may be a Native American, but my family has been migrating every 2 generations, so no "muh inheritance" either

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2017-04-01 11:29:14 Post No.35956700
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:29:14 Post No. 35956700 [Report] [View this topic]

Yawwwnnnnn

WAKiE WAKIE raGEy wAgey

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:33:14 Post No.35956784
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>>35956700
It's too bad you won't accept mildly chubby chicks.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:38:24 Post No.35956872
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>>35956784
I'm sure you can find a neet lord bf

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:44:43 Post No.35956982
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>>35956700
GET A JOB U CUNT

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:28:25 Post No. 35956679 [Report] [View this topic]

/comfiest/ discord
https://discord.gg/3D67Bn8

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:30:14 Post No.35956728
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:30:14 Post No.35956728 [Report]

spicy you are a retard

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viva la revolucion
oregano

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:36:32 Post No.35956845
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:36:32 Post No.35956845 [Report]

bump
oregenaoono

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2017-04-01 11:26:58 Post No.35956648
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:26:58 Post No. 35956648 [Report] [View this topic]

I hate trannies so much

>have a female friend for a year
>we get along well and she understands me, no one is as good to me as she is
>see some bullshit about transgender acceptance on snapchat's news
>screenshot it and post it on my story saying trannies are disgusting
>she doesn't usually see my stories so I don't worry about it
>she does
>ohfuck.png
>she gets mad at me and calls me transphobic
>try and reconcile just to stay with her
>she tells me never to talk to her again
>all because of some mentally ill degenerates

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:27:55 Post No.35956667
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>>35956648
SAVED UR PEPE THO ANON

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>>35956648

Good riddance, you don't want to be with someone who glorifies mental illnesses anyway.

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:30:11 Post No.35956723 [Report]

>she ditches you over your opinion on trannies

OK, dude, seriously, she never gave much of a shit about you.

I know couples who have much bigger disagreements than that.

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ACCURSED IMAGE Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:26:41 Post No. 35956640 [Report] [View this topic]

If you don't reply to this thread
>your mothers mothers mother will have died in her sleep before your mothers mother was born,
>therefore you, your mother, and your grandmother were never born unless you respond to this post

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:27:37 Post No.35956660
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>>35956640
fuck you mayne origahdnrfjcdif

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>>35956640
>IMG

FUCK OFF REDDIT

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>>35956640
wow, please go back to B you fucking shit head

Anonymous
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High cheekbones are killing me Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:25:40 Post No. 35956620 [Report] [View this topic]

I live in Denmark and I constantly fall in love with high cheekboned women.

TFW 25+ permavirgin ...

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:27:15 Post No.35956654
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>>35956620
Jeg ved ikke om hoeje kindben forekommer specielt oftere i Danmark.

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:27:59 Post No.35956669
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>>35956654

Er du dansker?

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>>35956620
i have high cheekbones :3

~~im a guy~~

high cheekbones are a slav trait

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:18:27 Post No. 35956486 [Report] [View this topic]

What board has the most pretentious cunts?

>I'd say /fa/

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:19:39 Post No.35956512
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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:19:39 Post No.35956512 [Report]

/lit/, /sci/ and /pol/

but /pol/ is a different kind of pretentious

Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:31:29 Post No.35956750
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>>35956512
/lit/ isn't bad, same with /sci/

/mu/ is by far the worst, EXTREMELY elitest about having very entry level taste. its funny really

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>>35956750
You're going to be made fun of for having the tastes of a non-music listener on a music board
I bet you have fucking terrible taste lmao

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:17:28 Post No. 35956462 [Report] [View this topic]

>Chinese takeout place sent two forks with my order again

I JUST WANT TO EAT DINNER WITHOUT BEING MOCKED FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Anonymous 2017-04-01 11:21:51 Post No.35956553
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>>35956462
Lol, those Chinese are top quality shitposters, I'm going to go eat some Chinese food to commemorate them.

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>>35956462
>Popeyes cashier snuck in an extra biscuit
Life is good!

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>>35956462
go on a diet you fat fuck

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