Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7311. page

>>35959056
As a person with a 3 inch dick, those posts just confuse the heck out of me. Is it trollibg or are they just trying to trigger us? Ugh. So weird

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Why do people worry about dick size like it's a problem outside of casual sex?
I can sort of understand why you'd be afraid you can't satisfy some semi-stranger's fantasies with your sad 7 inch dick but fuck, nigger.

If a bitch cheat on you just because your dick can't tickle her womb then she ain't worth shit anyways.

>>35959121
only on r9k is a 7 inch dick considered "sad"

you understand in normie circles that that is considered big right?

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You can try old man

Anon, you're posting on 4chan too much. I'm limiting you to a 5 post per hour diet and I want you to stop shitposting by the end of the week

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I'm 422lbs, how do I stop myself before I can't get out of bed anymore. There's no hope for me

>>35958958
Your waifu is shit and a whore

>>35958958
i really, really love you
i'm just wild about you
i'd trade the world for a minute of your time

but

So you think by layering yourself with punishment, you can escape its influence? That's not how it works. You're just gonna fall deeper in the hole.

>>35958918

My first suggestion is to GET OUT NORMIE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Get a vertically aligned double barrel shotgun loaded with 00 buck shot and insert it sideways into your mouth at an angle slightly greater than 45 degree and pull the trigger after making sure the safety is off

>>35958918
I don't think gfs come in a dominant flavor anon. well, they do in chinese cartoons sometimes, but not in real life.

i unironically subscribe to the belief that all redditors are faggots

>>35958842
Full of beta wite cucks who need to surrender to the BBC

never visited either of them

are they more autistic than r/theredpill, r/mgtow, sluthate, and lookism?

>>35958829
I'm getting sick of this fatposting on /r9k/.

Go to /fit/ and try and lose weight, Hannibal the humungus hambulance.

>>35958932
watch your fucking mouth, thinboi, your time will come

>>35958932
eat shit u fucking cuck

nice bait
reported
bye

>midly interested in a guy
>seems nice and we share interests
>he doesn't make the first move
>dropped

>>35958822

It's not shitty. From a guy's perspective, it's too short. I'm 5'9'' and I'm just acceptable, and have had many gfs. I think less than 5.8 and you're in real trouble. But I think a lot of my success is due to confidence and not looking desperate.

Confidence can overcome a lot of issues. A guy who is 5.6, cool and confident, and acts like he can take you or leave you no matter how hot you are, is worth more than a guy 5 inches taller who's a total lemon and really into you too much

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>>35958811
>Chang Thunderwang
Kaiokek.

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>>35959003

I know you love it desu.

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>>35958811
Yoshi is married to another White / Latina girl. But the girl on the right is dating a skinny DYEL Asian guy.

>>35958782
what are you Iifting?

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I wanna shit in your gymrat mouth

>>35959523
My fat ass off the sofa

>>35958775
>tfw will never be able to use Tinder to fuck BDSM obsessed girls

wow doesn't feel good

>tfwywn find a girl that shares my pissing fetish

>>35958839
>tfw no Stacy to shit on my chest

lift and start doing martial arts. it's not a meme. you'll feel a lot better once you enter a room full of people you don't particularly like and know for a fact that you could fuck them all up if you only wanted to.

>>35958843
got any short term solutions?

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IKTF, I don't want to fap or look at porn it's gotten extremely stale and unrewarding.

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>>35958757
I don't understand why people feel guilt over jacking off.

Were you guys raised catholic or something?

For me, eating my own spooge became a habit. Its actually a really good way to clean-up.

>>35958757
just keep doing it soon it will feel completely normal

>>35958618
This honestly isn't clever or funny.

>>35958669
fuck off roastie/normie/chad
no sense of humour ass nigga

>>35958669
>>35959677
both of you are very clearly new

They just want something from you.
What do men have? A warm dry place to sleep, a job to pay for a place to sleep, a car to get to their job.

What do women have? Make up and clothes to hide their bodies, a wet hole your dick can fit inside of.

save yourself the misery and accept that you will never, ever, find a female that actually cares about you as a person. they only care about what you can do for them. either play their stupid game or don't

>>35958808
there must be no greater feeling than having a woman want something from you only to deny her and the one power she over you, the wet hole between her legs

it must completely destroy them inside

i want to experience this

hentai made my life go uphill tbqh senpai

>>35958397
>1 second
>did not die at birth

>>35958397
>4
>killed a roach

i just couldnt stop after that