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>>35964570
day 4 here and my soap fog is finally starting to clear up
my dry skin is improving and I've taught myself pig latin
I built a 3/16 scale replica of the tardis set yesterday

I know it seems like a meme, fellow robots but /noshower/ might save your life, what do you have to lose?

>>35964570
my hair stopped falling out, wtf I love noshower now

I can't /noshower/ because of my OCD. If I don't shower everyday I get extreme panic attacks.

>tfw you will always be a filthy shower normie

>>35964557
The things I want to do take time. While I wait, I may as well wait here.

My favorite streamer doesn't respect Asians, I heard the flavor in her voice.

The illusion is gone. Good bye luxx

>>35964557
>just do something bro!
I'm 39. I work a dead end office job and live alone with multiple dakis. There's no possible way for me to escape being a khv. Your advice sucks and you should leave.

>>35964520
I like women but they don't like me. I have a problem.

i am unable to obtain a woman

Most women don't deserve to be touched by myself, a superior gentleman.

>>35964457
>Wat do?
bang

SIIHP(female) and then upload webm of her savage beating

jerk off to sasha grey and pretend that it's her desu

>>35964438

I have been close to but, luckily I have family to stay with most of the time.

>>35964438
I am homeless. Hanging out at mcdonalds before midnight closing.

>>35964438
No, but I'm considering building myself a comfy shack in the woods next to a nice little stream. I'm going out to scout locations tomorrow.

day 85 here


It's both. Retards are always talking about super powers but they have no real idea what they are talking about.

Anyway, I'm noticing benefits albeit small but nofap is different for everyone. I'm happy that I quit though, it was draining my energy levels and making me have really bad brain fog.

I have some stuff you can read (I compiled a list of motivational quotes and paragraphs on my desktop) that helps explain it and something that helps you want to change.

>>35964489
Damn I'm just on day 31. Hoping I can make it another month

I just stopped getting morning wood one day. I'm not even sad or happy anymore. At least theirs no mess to clean up.

>>35964378
I keep seeing a girl I used to know. I used to like her, but I haven't seen her in years, and I hadn't thought of her in a long time when she was the main focus of a dream I had a while back. Now she shows up as the main subject of my dreams every now and again, but I seriously don't even have her on my mind at all.

>>35964433
Yeah, it's weird how dreams will fixate on things you don't think about at all, and just keep bringing them back.

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Vagina imagery is prevalent usually. sometimes positive, sometimes negative

>>35964363
requests isn't a default module in python3.

imagine being a person who uses both python and the word "lulz" in 2017

>>35964926
Damn

OP, are you okay after that butt blast?

hey bb cum put dat firebush on my face and ill turbo coat that shit liek sonic i want you to fart in my mouth like a mexican whore

I want to watch you fuck my father in front of me

KEK MY ASS

>be me
>live for 27 years
>now here
it all torments me all the time

>>35964314
I feel you man I hatr lashing out at people close to me or being a stupid fucking idiot and ughdjdjdjsjnsnsnsjdj

I'm sorry reagan I miss you

>>35964314
>bdp

hwat is that?

>>35964306

Yea, putting me in a shower is like putting a vampire in sunlight. What's the point when you never see anyone else anyway.

>>35964306

I do it everyday not because I want to be clean but because I want to masturbate in private, that's the only reason i shower or take a bath

>>35964306
I usually shower like once a week.
The way I see it is:
If you never go out and don't get dirty/sweaty, why do it often? I only shower when my hair gets uncomfortably greasy and my hair starts falling out.

fiuh27yrn d9y 2fvv

>>35964251
ok
challenge accepted
detpecca egnellahc

nobody wants to see it
kill yourself

>listening to ASMR as a girlfriend simulator
Awful

I listen to it because the sounds sound good.

>>35964217
dear god that is sickening

>>35964351
How else to simulate gf then?

stfu only normalfags celebrate april fool, go back to plebbit norman

would have needed to force another board to obey the robots rules or completely defeat the purpose of r9k by throwing it into another board without the robot

>>35964211
none of the porn boards have been merged either
enjoy your untouchable/tru4chan status

Life experience is all.

>>35964141
Look a the positive over the negative, try to be more empathetic, try to filter yourself more when the situation requires it, bring others up rather than put them down

pick a concrete improvement you want to make, and practice.