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>dude if u wanna fuck just create a tinder account, it's easy bro, be funny, bitches love funny guys
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I made a tinder but I can't be funny cause I never even match with anyone
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>>39238553
1) Learn code.
2) Write a bot to right swipe everyone.
3) Become ok with fucking fat girls and dykes.
4) Discover happiness
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i fear that someone who knows me will find out i have a tinder account and they will think im tryhard kissless virgin
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>Powerball jackpot rises to $700 million -- the second-largest in U.S. history
have you cashed in this month's autismbux and tendies reserve to buy some Powerball tickets?
with $700 million you might finally make your mom happy and move out.
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>>39238502
>he buys lotto tickets
Enjoy paying the retard tax
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>>39238502
Why am I only being told this a day before the drawing? I usually like to get one when its that high.
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>>39238652
Hype. The eclipse nonsense is over now the masses need something else to talk about at the water cooler.
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>oneitis abandonned me three months ago
>still madly in love with her
>go eat in a restaurant with my father while on the road
>have to hear what is essentially her music playlist inside
>been feeling miserable ever since
I need her, mang.
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>>39238403
Cool story. Go post your boring ass shit somewhere else.
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>>39238403
It's only music you fag.
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>>39238403
Same with smells and hairstyle. Feels bad man.
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What is poetry? I want to write good song lyrics... Is poetry the thing I have to learn?
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As long as it rhymes and makes sense, it's a good first step and averything else requires just practice.
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Death please come swift like a gentle breeze;I am ready to die so hurry please.
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>>39239781
Tragic, but magic.
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Just one box has 1050 calories in it (prepared).
Feel fat yet, fatbots?
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>>39238318
I use double the recommended butter and add bacon. Wonder how many calories that makes it
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Thats only half the recommended daily intake (~2000 cal)
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>>39238358
>1/3 meals taking up half of your daily intake, while providing almost 0 nutritional benefits
You're right goy, this stuff is really good for you!
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why is it so hard to find anyone truthful to themselves?
I just want the real thing, something genuine and pure. I want to know what it feels like to be loved.
everyone has become so concerned with their fake self that their real self has died and they can no longer experience anything genuine. was just be yourself not a meme after all? the normies are the worst offenders of it after all.
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I just pulled out a turd in the shower, are you proud
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>>39238360
extremely, you've surpassed the limits of human determination
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>>39238315
Define 'fake self' and 'real self'
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LMAO! There's literally no point in living once you're balding!
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This is what happened to me, I could have been a male model but now I look like a creep. I don't let my hair get as long as the one on the right though.
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if you're that skinny and keep your hair after you start balding then yes
pic related
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>>39238207
Or you could just cut the hair off. Bald people look way better than balding people.
>people here will deny what's she saying is true
unattractive men are another species.
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>>39238082
If an equivalent-ugly woman approached me like that I'd be flattered.
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so another women hate thread?
i feel the same way when older women or single mothers hit on me fuck off im a 27 yr old virgin tho idk anymore
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>>39238082
Women like this need their skulls split open. It blows my mind that women aren't more grateful men aren't killing them by the hundreds. Instead you have cows like this, the unmitigated gall.
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Looks like I'm being stood up again
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Well atleast you have a baller motorcycle
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Get rid of that cuck cruiser and buy yourself a dual sport and you'll have women slobbering your nob all day
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>>39238033
Would like to take a ride on that bike anon.
Sorry to hear it though. I hope she's just a bit late.
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>pics you should have never saved
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my wife on the Ieft
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can i get a hi-V
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>>39238080
The illustration proves you're more fixated on black men's penises than you are fixated on vaginas
In other words,you're a faggot
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post robot movies
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>>39237980
th1s c0mm3nt 1s 0r1g1n4l 4s fuck
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originLeium
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Just watched The Zero Theorem. I really liked it. Main character is an ultimate robot living in a quasi-cyberpunk future. It's a bleak and thought provoking film, which makes its few moment of warmth and joy truly memorable. Would recommend.
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Why does every woman take nudes? They almost always get leaked or shared. What do women get out of this?
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Because it's hot to know that a guy is getting hard and probably even jerking off looking at your naked body.
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>>39237928
They do it to please chad duh,instant gratification for both parties, they dont think about consequences
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REEEEEEEEE WTF WHAT ARE THOSE BLACK THINGS
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Anyone else have a gay daddie who's dick you suck and whos cum you swallow on the regular?
Am I all alone :(
Tfw bi also and have to tell people I haven't been with anyone in 2 years. But I still get fucked and suck a lot.
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>>39237811
i wish
how do i find one?
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>>39237982
Go on adam4adam like i did. Less dangerous than grindr
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i've sucked before but didn't like it. still get the urge but i chicken out every time.
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>in love now
>the dream is finally coming true
>going off into the sunset together into the future ahead
it's finally happening anons, I better not be dreaming ;~;
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>>39237732
See you in 3 months anon. Remember to write home~
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>>39237732
I'm happy for you, anon. Really, I am.
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>>39237732
Enjoy your month or two, we will be here when you get back crying
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If you survived the nuclear apocalypse, which one person would you like to survive it with you and how long do you think you would live afterwards?
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>>39237715
hickok45
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>>39237715
I'd want my older brother and I to survive since I look up to him so much. No human life will survive in the event of a nuclear apocalypse though, so this thread is pretty dumb.
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>>39237772
>no human life will survive
Except that's wrong.