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>>35966682
I wish I could be them but I don't think I can

i want to fug those real life animes

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>>35966682
yesmam i will

>>35966676
desu showering every day is a meme. I shower maybe once or twice a week and I smell the same.

>wash your ass with soap, manually
>greet your coworkers every day
>never let a woman cut your hair

>>35966716
why never let a woman cut your hair?

>>35966670
No trap my dude never seen this person before

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>>35966673
Are you sure about that my dude?

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Textless posts are(not) allowed

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>>35966626
She washes her hair with a spray bottle

https://youtu.be/VKK0Cy79lcU?t=5503

>>35966626

where she sleeps

https://youtu.be/VKK0Cy79lcU?t=3640

robots not feeling this video ?

it's a turd sandwich ?

I've had sex and I'm far from being chad

i wish my life were this simple

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>>35966585
by your criteria i am a stacy


doubt

fuck hi for having a gf

>caring about literally anyone who makes money off youtube
seriously, it's time to kill yourself
you are the worst kind of human being imaginable

>>35966525
I just feel so bad for them. They're just trying to do their own thing, and a couple of awful people decide to ruin their lives all at once.

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angry frog bump

I just really don't think we'd value the relationship equally.

>>35966500
That feel when I've found a qt autistic kissless virgin to gf. Conversations with her are an uphill struggle but I feel like I've found a fucking diamond.

>tfw two exclusionary to mate pool

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>66444

checked well done anon

>>35966444
> don't have to deal with loud brats, teenagers, and 30 year olds living with me and not getting a job like my parents had to deal with with me.

Thank goodness.

I would rather be myself tebeh

the first one

and women also prefer the first one

what a stupid hypothetical

I am the former and I do decently so I pick that. Unless the girl is a real bitch, once you get her wet she won't care enough to say no when you stick it in, even if it's not big.

Because we would know that

Seeing how you only use tinder for sex, and girls can easily get sex, 100% have probably fucked at least one guy from it.

>>35966197
100%
They just aren't fucking you
>tfw you date a girl from Tinder
>after date she drives over to a Chad she matched with and fucks him

>>35966182
Gay people can succeed. Just don't make everything about your degenerate lust.

>>35966182
At least you're not trans this shit is horrible. Being gay can be tough though sucks being any letter of lgbt.

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>>35966225
>At least you're not trans this shit is horrible
I am going to start taking HRT just for the LOLs

it would bring us closer to being the original arcanine

>>35966168
It would be the same.

it already is that

>>35966126
>book I wrote and only I read
post it

>>35966126
>>wrote my senior book report on a book I wrote and only I read
Well, if you're working alone then this is fine.

>>finished an essay on plagiarism with The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air lyrics
?

>>did the vast majority of my work using Comic Sans
Guess your class or professor isn't autistic.

I bet 10 bucks OP is from an art school or is studying some useless humanities shit.

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>after math test
>classmate asks did i get the same answer as his
>it's wrong
>say yes anyways

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>>35966110
i have 140 gigs of trap and gay yiff and 20 gigs of gay porn vids...i pretty much never look at any of it.

Still think you've got a problem?

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>Downloading porn
>Not watching online on incognito then closing the browser after done

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>>35966110
>>35966176


>Downloading porn
>Not getting into a crowded bus and "accidentally" bumping into Stacy using your assburgers powers to remember that feel and viciously fap to it for the next months

carefully sneak out and leave the party. make sure no one will notice you. go for it OP

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>3 yr old niece party
>qts and parents

>>35965970
>niece is already a normie at 3 years old