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D-Do you think that if hiro would merge us with /cgl/ that we could all get a gf?

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Hey Lauren?
Yes Stacy?
Anon still lives at home
>laughter

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Can we draw a swastika on the german flag please?

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wtf I love my autism now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IHaE-TXbZQ

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>he does the virgin voice crack
>he does the robotic unnatural low talking

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Is keira knightly popular outside of the uk? just something that I am curious about

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there are only two kinds of roasties in this country

>stacies
>ugly autistic fatties

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>tfw watching Ghost in the Shell

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>friend forces me to fllow him to a normie party
>girls are talking about the age they lost their virginity
>go to them and say I am still a virgin to this day
>they don't believe me and ask how old I am
>say 24
>they still don't believe me
>one of them, a brunette is laughing histerically
>she comes closer to me and pulls down my pants and boxers
>"what the fuck are you doing??" I recoil
>"I'm checking if you're really a virgin" she says
>everyone in the room is looking at our little situation
>my average sized virgin dick is now free for everyone to look at
>"WOW! you really are a virgin!"
>the entire room is now laughing at me and my virgin dick
>"I cannot believe a 24 year old man is still a virgin!"
>"oh my gawd, who invited a virgin to the party?"
>someone asks my friend if he knew me
>he denies it
>afterwards, I am basically kicked out of the building
>my "friend" who basically forced me to go to the party is gone leaving me in the parking lot without saying a word
>i'm forced to walk back home
>friend messaged me saying to cut contacts with him until I am no longer a virgin and I embarrassed him in front of everyone

Why are normies so mean to virgins?

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Well r9k, I fucked up bad.

>be me, worthless neet who spends all day indoors and has no job, friends, gf, etc
>live with my parents
>mom has been out of work and looking for a new job
>she just got a call last Friday about being hired at some real estate firm and has been talking about it constantly
>being that it's April Fools, I break my days of silence with a joke in front of my family
>"Hey mom, if you think that's good news, I got a job too"
>smile and before I can say "as a stay-at-home son", I hear a gasp
>mom stops talking
>dad spills his coffee
>my sister is staring at me
>my mother rushes up to me and hugs me
>my dad rests his hand on my shoulder and says "you did good" despite never giving me a compliment before
>my sister actually starts crying saying she was afraid I was going to stay like this forever, mom joins in
>I tell them I'm working at a construction site doing carpentry
>my father takes me to the garage
>gives me his own tool belt, some basic tools and holds out special my grandfather's hammer
>he died when my dad was 8 and this is one of the few items of my grandfather's that he owns
>tells me to "never go back"
>i'm in too deep now
>on Monday I'm going to a job that doesn't exist
>I actually applied to over 100 construction jobs tonight but my resume can be fit on a post-it note so I doubt I'll get a single call back

What the fuck do I do mates? Even if I do get a job, I have no skills related to construction. I've never built anything past Ikea furniture.

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I live in germany. I have been rated a 4/10 on lookism and am super socially awkward (cant post pic here because people from uni lurk). I'm 19 but look much older because of shit genetics and balding. I'm a bit over 6ft but everyone here in germany is. Yesterday I went out sober and actually TRIED. By the end of the night I had made out with 2 cute girls. What's your excuse?

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>tfw choosing the trap doujin I will fap to tonight
how am I ever supposed to make a choice with so many good options

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If you're not running Gentoo you don't belong on this board.

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>pure virgin waitfu
lol
>>>/outsoc/9011