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I just want to live the comfy life vicariously through various mediums, but that's a degenerate goal :(

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>>35969444
mostly i want stay in my room until die and
and make and live in my own world

but i go out side and travel another country sometime if i can afford it.

>>35969604
*and and... shit

Why does /pol/ worship this guy so much?

Imagine how cute a girl would look in a uniform like that

>>35969478
was a chilean dictator, he killed lot of commies

>>35969380
protip: you're not 8/10

because everyone in this world is only out to help themselves, anon. when was the last time you had a friend who let you stick around despite having nothing to offer?

>>35969391
If anything I'm a 7/10 to /soc/, ive heard 8/10 though.
>>35969395
I always was told this by my mother. She warned me to stop being so kind and giving. I should've listened.

I told everybody that I bought a Segway as my main mode of transportation. Good gag.

>>35969571
>I told everybody that I bought a Segway as my main mode of transportation.

kek

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>>35969285
Y-y-yeah... It was pretty crazy, we merged with like five boards, haha....

>>35969227
its called hard work and talent, dumb fuck

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>>35969227

Like with every other tv show. Someone important liked it and it get a green light.

This is also the same way that MDE World Peace was canceled. Allegedly also Judd Apatow ordered it gone, and got Sam Hyde blacklisted for good measure.

Guy deserves it, he is a piece of shit. Some people you can just see it on their face. He is one of these people.

>>35969679
>He is a piece of shit because I don't like the way he looks.

You think like a woman.

>>35969199
this isn't the actual one loser newfag

>>35969199
So fucking fucked

>I am so fucked
>and I should care
>but instead
>feel my care bear stare

>>35969187
I like Japanese chicks

>>35969286
Me too. Or the other pale ones.

Any of them that aren't plastic.

I tend to like the looks of second gen American born Chinese.

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>>35969156
rate this picture i photographed

>>35969181
9/10

nostalgic (ore ore)

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>>35969231
thanks man, ill post some more stuff to get the thread rollin

i love these type of threads

>>35969135
No, just the way I like it. Now rub your face all over my belly..

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>>35969154
>>35969135
I don't know anon, I can almost hear my pants complaining

>>35969172
Pop that button and let it all out.

>And the first time you watched porn
there used to be this weird late night show that reviewed movies and videos, occasionally they reviewed soft-core porn and showed clips, this is also the first time i saw hentai

With a buddy. Showed me how to stroke it. Watched real sex or one of those hbo sex shows in my parents living room. Came into the toilet only had precum though neighbors house got broken into that night traumatic night

>audi drivers

>>35969056
Are you trying to do that helium shit? Does it even work?

Sweet dreams anon, I would tell you to stop but I know nothing I say can nor will stop you.

But it's understandable, since I have also felt hopeless, still do in fact.

I still have dreams though, and until I know they are non attainable, I will not die.

>>35969079
They dilute it with oxygen now an days to prevent people from an heroing that way...

Okay. But why?
orgignalronagorig

>>35969053

'Why not?' is the real question you should be asking.

A question for which there is no answer.

Yeah fuck 'em. Fucking new zeland

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Tfw no one to snuggle with and read Art of War.

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>>35968984

Too bad only men are interested in this shit. I have seen a couple trannies who were as well, but thats about it.

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>>35969019
You will only find men interested in this stuff, no woman gets wet hearing about a testudo or Phalanx

Jesus Christ i was just thinking that.

I wonder how girls would react when i showed them pictures of my hamster. Or when i told them I'm really lonely, and that i just want love.

>>35968980
>I wonder how girls would react when i showed them pictures of my hamster. Or when i told them I'm really lonely, and that i just want love.

if you were handsome they would interpret this behavior as "cute and quirky" instead of creepy and autistic like they do now.

>>35969009
Fuck. Thanks for killing me. Imagine looking like zac efron, hamster talk would make girls wet. Instead I'm just a freak.

I just really like my hamster.

>>35968895
I would rather kiss their feet than their faces too desu.

>>35968895
I'd rather kiss their feet than fuck them.

>>35968895
I'd rather eat a pizza than kiss their feet