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maybe a 50

Pay her probably.

>>35971262
Offer her currency to perform this sex act

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asshole is the most alpha thing their is

Raises your test level

why you want to do that anon?

>>35971264
dont put it there, youre tongue should not go there.

better than yours haha. chilling, killing same drill. gonna go drive my ranger around for a bit because im all alone. got 3 matches on tinder too, but wont write them cause I cant stand human contact. Keep it rolling anon

>living below 30 degrees North
>living in a fucking desert
It's your own fault anon

Woke up at 3 am to catch a flight. It got delayed by the stupidest reasons which made me miss my connecting flight. Currently eating free food at an airport restaurant courtesy of the shitty airline that delayed the flight.

All in all, will get to my destination 7 hours later than intended

So, you know, not too comfy. I really really hate airlines and flying in general

2/4/16 was the comfiest autism day for true autists. i'm sure you can tell why.

>>35971101
but anon, that was exactly one year ago
who remembers such ancient history

>>35971089
>Autism Awareness day one day after April Fools' day
Sounds about right.

>>35971042

Sure, I'd come if I didn't live in Canada.

>your 35 year old friend

>>35972321

Thanks, mate. I understand.

>>35971042
That's too far bro, but happy birthday.

>why are you so quiet?

WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD NORMIE

WHY ARE YOU SO LOUD

>>35971013

Actual responses I use.

>>what do you do in your free time?
Get drunk. Shitpost.

>>are you still a virgin?
I'm 36

>>do you ever plan to get a gf?
Ugh

>>you don't watch anime or play video games at your age do you?

Yeah, sometimes, but only when I have time. (Blatant lie)

>>do you still live with your parents?
No.

>>do you have any friends / do you still keep in touch with your friends?

Yeah, I've got heaps of friends (blatant lie)

>>do you like, play, watch, support or do "_____"?

No, not really into that.

>>why don't you do "_____"? (normies attempt of giving you advice to make himself feel better)

Well, I've thought about it, buuuttt... (change subject)

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>>35971013
>I'm thinking of putting together a Normie interaction cheat sheet for robots


it's already been done

Are you for real? The Anime's finally finished?

Fantastic. Time to finish up this shit. I stopped around the time Dead Madara came up. This should consume my weekend nicely.

I thought it ended a while ago.

Can we get a quick rundown?

Dude, I started watching Shippuden about a year ago and just barely finished. I never thought I could do it either, but I pulled through and did it. It's a great series, and I recommend giving it a try.

>annoying feminist SJW likes annoying feminist SJW?!?!

>>35970892
i left /mu/ to escape grimes.
but now it's spread.

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>>35971474
Can't

e s c a p e

>>35970869
Yellow fever is more like liking small and slim girls who will make you feel more masculine in comparison. It has nothing to do with face. Of course, white girls have the nicest facial features on average and hence why there are more of them than asian girls as TV actresses

>>35970869
yellow girls are the next best thing when all the white girls either want chad or tyrone

>>35971026
>>35971038
In every single thread about asian girls, most guys say white girls are better, 2nd best choice, or they'd only settle for an asian girl.

If that's the case then I want to be alone for the rest of my life, or at least until I find a guy who isn't human garbage like you guys. I'm glad that awful people like you probably won't ever touch a girl.

>>35970841
fuck off to >>>/soc/ you socially inept retard

>>35970894
kill yourself

esgesrg

>>35970841
>being mean to everyone for literally no reason

>Yeah let's wait for you fucking idiots.

ok, anon.

>>35970839
>proceeds to waste time on the internet

>>35970839
>proceeds to get chained down by a woman so hard he goes from planet destroying warrior to househusband

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What training? Idk where to even start.

That's not an Arab Bedouin and you know it.

>>35970714
You will have to convert to do anything with her.

I had one gf in my life. It was when I was 18. She was a tunisian, and muslim. Not shariah tier muslim, but still kind of serious on religious matters. We were neighbors in a student residence, and we were both shy so we didn't mingle with other students, we eventually sympathize and finally, I don't know even how that happen, get together. We slept in the same bed for three months without doing anything sexual. I was a virgin ( I'm still ) and she was too, and she insisted that no sex before marriage. It was cute, we hugged and kissed nearly every night in those three months who were the most happy in my life. One day she confronted me and asked me If I was ready to convert and to marry her. I thinked longly and sadly I refused. Because I thought that it if it wasn't a sincere conversion, my life will be pure shit, I will have to pretend to be a muslim in front of her family, in front of my childrens, in front of my eventual childrens, and most importantly in front of myself and in front of God, if he exist. I thought that such hypocrisy will led to nothing and I declined. She then broke with me because our relationship will led to nothing. I'm now 21, lonely, without friends, and socially retarded and still a virgin, and more and more, I think that I take the wrong decision and that I will regret it all my life.

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>>35970843
Similar situation minus the muslim part, here's a feel for ya I'm in the same boat, except I'm 26 and its been really hopeless for a while

>>35970698
>Having sex
>Gf
Get the fuck off of my board normie scum.

>>35970698
Artificial vaginas don't stretch anon

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>>35970698
You have to spit on the ol' boy, warm her oven, or use lube

>not going on /comfy/ nightwalks with nobody bothering you
You're missing out.

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>>35970618
Yeah i know that feel i went outside a lot until 14 now im sitting 4 almost 5 years at home playing vidya and fap 4-5 times per day

>>35970777
Start running, Forrest Gump mode. Worked for me.

instead of saying "alright" or "ok" they say kkona or top kek
my only friend is a fucking normie, i hate him, but i dont want to be friendless

>>35970616

Making cheap threats at someone who annoys them behind their back. I know a few south korean chicks that do this all the time, like "I swear if they dont let us leave early I will drop kick them" "If so and so conducts my room inspection I will kill him."

Being loud in a movie theater also annoys me

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Make big fuckin groups in the halls at school