kek its a meme like bbc
>>35972228
>most non westerners prefer to date within their race
geeee, i wonder why
>>35972228
But I have a bbc anon.
>>35972254
Its a truth that hurts the weebs on this board.
Apu Apustaja is the supreme meme. Apu Apustaja is an appropriate reaction image for any post or scenario. Apu Apustaja is the meme who's teachings can be applied to any everyday situation. Apu Apustaja is the epitome of the collaborative meme producing efforts of the internet. Apu Apustaja is the pinnacle and summit of memeposting. Apu Apustaja is omnipotent. Apu Apustaja is eternal.
Have you accepted Apu Apustaja into your life yet, 4chan? Remember - never forgot that Apu Apustaja always love you, and when faced with a challenge, always ask yourself one simple question - what would Apu Apustaja do?
Ok man, could you pls post that apu with the ants and shit
What is Apu Apustaja and why did you post retarded Pepe
>>35972520
Nobody insults apu and lives to tell the tale.
>I don t think it exists and you have to be autistic to think otherwise
>>35972144
Yeah, nobody has ever been verbally harrassed via the Internet ever you fucking retard
>>35973171
only SJW think it exists
>>35972144
just walk away from the screen
>Fucking 8 yo know what mansturbation means and can already do it.
What went wrong ?
A culture that promotes sex and progressivism.
To be fair, I roleplayed smut at 12 and 13, so I'm no better.
I started masturbating at 8 :^(
BR BR? AHUEAHUEAHUE
The concept of this board is that no posts can be repeated. When the concept was first started, you would probably guess that it would turn into a fairly interesting board, always with new content and new topics. Instead, the main topic on /r9k/ seems to be pretty much the same thing - being lonely, being a virgin, not having a girlfriend, feeling inadequate to chads, etc.
Why did it turn out like this?
The first 2 years were the best. People use to share stories and such. Frog posting should have been banned
That bridge looks awesome, got any pics of it at night in higher resolution?
>>35972123
Because people started getting older.
For a while you can get away with occupying yourself with video games, porn, this very board, etc... but after a while it just stops working, usually around your mid to late twenties. Then you start getting lonely, depressed and panicking over how your life has turned out and wonder where everything went wrong.
What happened is that during our teens and early twenties, we didn't "grow up" the way we should have and missed key milestones. Stuff that you can't easily catch up on, if at all. And we try to blame everyone around us for it but more often than not it's because of ourselves.
>be handsome and fit, "made it"
>have been fucking a qt girl for months, have feeling for her but she doesn't. 1st time in my life I'm actually having sex with a girl I genuinely like and it's awesome. Never told her because wanna keep fucking her
>spend 2 weeks alone at a beach resort in Cuba
>I'm the most muscular/attractive guy there, drink with strangers every night and fuck some girls
>fly back to my country literally the happiest I've been in my life
>leave airport, it's cold and raining (0 celcius instead of 30 in Cuba)
>get back to my small appartment, kinda sad it's over
>check messages, learn my dog is dead
>the girl I see is madly in love with a new guy
>????
>emotionally go from happiest guy in the world to rock bottom in just a few hours
>proceed to drink heavily, quit the gym and spend most of my time inside
Tfw that girl and my dog were my 2 best friends...
Sorry for blogging, just felt like sharing, I've never posted here. Picrelated is me at 240lbs instead of a fit 190
Had a gf once and she cheated on me with one of my closest friends. Never had a gfor friendsagain
>>35972122
It's never too late to get back into the gym, OP! You can fix yourself and be Chad again!
>>35972174
And then he can get off our board for good
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa7_1490982861
is this what fembots are like irl?
I like how she's more alpha than the guy.
Are am your girls do things like that in sometimes? Dont they
>>35972089
>excuse me?
>excuse me?
>excuse me?
I did it, guys.
I have a girlfriend.
It's the first time either of us have been in a relationship, so we're still bubbly and giggly, but it's fucking fantastic. I've never felt this good in my life. Having someone else who feels the same way about you that you do about them is indescribable, much more potent than one sided attraction.
Someone to have fun with, someone to confide in, someone to do mundane tasks with, someone to hurt with, someone to feel joy with, someone to love.
If I did it, you can do it too.
>>35971992
how can i do it if I'm ugly?
get out
Get out
Get. Out.
GET OUT
GET OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT
GEEETT THE FFFUCK OFFFFF MYYY BBBORATRRRRRARDDDD
FUCKIIGNGNTNN NORRRRRRRRMIE ERIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35971992
I fucking hate you 16 year old faggots
Is having an asian gf as good as they say?
>>35971938
only if they are japanese
other asian races are just for fucking but not for long term relationships
>>35971938
ANATOMY OF A YELLOW FEVER THREAD #5875483832
1. Post a light-skinned East Asian model (usually Japanese or Korean) who will never touch a non-Asian in their lives.
2. LARP a fake story about getting an Asian girl despite the fact that 99.99999999999% of Asians are with other Asians
3. Post stats about 'Asians-in-the-West' despite that fact that most of these combine different types of the 4 billion "Asians" in the world under one universal term as if an Indian has anything in common with a Filipino
4. Ignore the FACT that most White men are with brown 3rd world low-IQ Southeast Asians from Thailand or Phillipines. They also never mention that these same SE Asian countries have GDP per capita's on par with Africa ... but of course all these girls REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALY love White guys.
5. When somebody posts actual real couples as expected the white men look like BETAS and the asian girls are ugly-as-shit (ala Mark Zuckerberg)
<=========== On the other hand, Asian guys get the HOTTEST White girls
>>35971938
No
Asian women are materialistic because it's built into their cultures
Stay away unless you're wealthy
Should women in male groups or hobbies be discriminated against?
>>35971875
if they're just posing like that cunt, absolutely
>>35971875
No.
I think dickless, spineless, manlets in male groups should be discriminated against.
>>35971875
Why?
Who cares? As long as they're not trying to leech off my thirsty beta bros.
I'm glad that niggas stick together when some slut tries to screw over thirsty beta males in video game communities.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/3jhvf0/ok_guys_wheres_the_cynthiabunnay_amiibo_girl_nudes/
>can't get a white girl
>make fun of asian guys
>have to settle for some nasty asian gook
>son comes out, grows up to be 100% asian
hahaha when will you idiots realize you're going to birth the same thing you degrade
Your half asian son is literally going to become the embodiment of /r/asianmasculinity.
Asian women have alleles not present in the other 95% of the human population. Their skulls are fucked, their hair texture is awful on the men, monoloid, lack of nosebridge, lack of eyebrows in many cases.
You can't win. Either get your shit and find a white girl or enjoy the half gook kids. Oh but it's okay, you still got your dick wet right?
finally someone who speaks the truth
orginal
>>35971869
ANATOMY OF A YELLOW FEVER THREAD #58483829292
1. Post a light-skinned East Asian model (usually Japanese or Korean) who will never touch a non-Asian in their lives.
2. LARP a fake story about getting an Asian girl despite the fact that 99.99999999999% of Asians are with other Asians
3. Post stats about 'Asians-in-the-West' despite that fact that most of these combine different types of the 4 billion "Asians" in the world under one universal term as if an Indian has anything in common with a Filipino
4. Ignore the FACT that most White men are with brown 3rd world low-IQ Southeast Asians from Thailand or Phillipines. They also never mention that these same SE Asian countries have GDP per capita's on par with Africa ... but of course all these girls REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALY love White guys.
5. When somebody posts actual real couples as expected the white men look like BETAS and the asian girls are ugly-as-shit (ala Mark Zuckerberg)
<=========== On the other hand, Asian guys get the HOTTEST White girls
>claim to be tolerant
>feel threatened by Asian women
You will never have a qt daughter to say the alphabet with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYIRO97dhII
This. This is what hurts me most about my wizard status. All I want is a qt daughter to raise well. I'd make sure she never turns into a roastie.
>>35971858
>You will never have a qt daughter
Actually I do.
She lives with her mom.
>>35971906
That's the cutest thing I've ever seen
>>35971931
Get the fuck of this board. See pic related. Before you leave, greentext what happened.
>finally get a full time job
>think I could move out, because I hate my toxic mother
>browse rental offers
>all of them would cost me half of my current pay
>have other expenses, like food or transport
>wouldn't have enough left to buy anything
Am I stuck with mom forever?
This is why people have roommates.
I live like that, I still feel infinitely better than living with mommy.
Why would I rent a place I plan to live long term in instead of buying it? If you rent you're left with nothing and it's still a monthly payment.
I want a place where I can crossdress all I want in peace.
Why are white """""women""""" so bitter all the time?
>>35971836
It is hilarious yhou dont post the other half of that ssd
>>35971886
The biggest anti-Asian male postings belong to entitled White-men-with-yellow-fever who are angry that Asian females dont want them except for poor 3rd world SE Asians.
>>35971836
Ha, ha, I love all that butthurt jealousy.
A bunch of ugly white women jealous of an attractive Asian girl who's not even half their age.
They've figured us out robots. I fear this is the end.
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJA
>>35971791
>not using legacy captcha
phoneposters are so fucking stupid why hasn't nu-moot killed them already?
>>35971791
it was pretty funny coming on here when it was first put in place