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Do you fear death at all? Is the thought of death itself scary or is it what comes after?
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not afraid of both. just the thought of missing out on things
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>>35977137
Every moment is a new version of yourself
For as long as we live the one thing we're best at is dying
There is no point in being scared of death

>>35977215
You missed out on everything that came before your birth
This happening again should not scare you
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>>35977215
not afraid of either**

ftfy

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>roommate's girlfriend offering to take my virginity
>only requirement is filming it for my roommate
>she's cute
>she's told me all the things she wants to do to me
>but I hate cuckshit

What do I do, robots. Do I satisfy my principles or my dick?
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>>35977105
depends, is she hot
are you a virgin

do you know anything about Higgs boson
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>>35977105

>someone having your sextape

not worth it m8.
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>>35977164
Yes, yes, no

>>35977201
Even if it was going to be filmed so my face isn't shown?

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An arranged marriage system along with socio culturally enforced morals, family values, and monogamy would solve most of the problems of the western world, and save the left behind guys like robots.

Prove me wrong.
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Women are too brainwashed to accept this now. The thought of a stable marriage terrifies them, see the Stepford wives.

The truth is, women ARE the focal point of any civilization. Once you corrupt them, it's over.
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>>35977209
True. Women have to be leashed if a civilisation is to persist. Best part is women are socially conforming nimals and if you feed them the right information- morality, values, religiousness etc and the rest of the women follow them, women will be perfectly content being part of the herd.

But if someone, say the Jews for example were to destabilise culture by promoting degeneracy and hedonism women will hog it up and the result would be a society in shambles.
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>>35977022

>tfw you were born just in time to watch artificial wombs and sexbots destroy literally all value women have

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>tfw you're alone for so long you don't even want a gf anymore
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I feel u br0
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>>35976992
I know that feel OP. But it's a good feel, once of transcendence.

We're all going to make it.
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>>35976992
Cant we ever just be practical about this? No, guess ill let my emotions guide me.

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Sup r9k,

Lifelong incel here.

For most of my life I've been your standard robot. No sex. KHV. Loser. INCEL.

I didn't get laid until I was 25. But you see, when it finally happened, it didn't happen the normal way.

You see, I come from Columbia, and my brother is in the trafficking. COCAINE, if you catch my drift. Here in Columbia, having cocaine is nothing special, it only costs $10 here.

But when I moved to America, a whole 'nother world opened up to me. Having access to my brother's "supply" opened doors, and yes, opened legs.

So here's how I managed to get laid after 25 years and incel. I was out on the street, and I overheard these two girls talking about the coke they were doing the night before. They were complaining about the price, and how the only other option to not have to pay $80 a gram was to suck did for it.

Instinctively, I turned to them and said, "did you mention... COCAINE?" They looked a little scared at first but I disarmed them by doing a line in front of them. After that, I told them I could get them primo stuff for only $40 a gram. It wasn't long before I was knee deep in pussy.

Since then, word about my supply has gotten out. I'm getting high, getting laid, getting paid, and loving every minute of it.

If you really want to overcome incel, there is nothing I can recommend more than cocaine. Unfortunately, you probably can't get it cheap like me, but you can certainly get it PURE if you look on tor and darknet sites. You can easily get a chick to bang you for half a gram of pure, less than 1/4th the cost of a prostitute. And since you're not paying cash and she's not a professional you can technically say you're not paying chicks to fuck--don't kid yourself though, that's really what's going on.

Anyway, incels, if you really want to overcome this horrible afflication, here's the answer: tor. Darknet. COCAINE.

Pic related. It's me and my bitch.
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how do you do it the first time? what ammount and how do you take it? is it easy to od?
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>>35976957
It's gonna backfire someday, trust me, cocaine is a hell of a drug
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>>35976957
>And since you're not paying cash and she's not a professional you can technically say you're not paying chicks to fuck--don't kid yourself though, that's really what's going on.

Don't worry officer, I wasn't paying her to have sex with me, I was just exchanging illegal narcotics for sexual favors.

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Comfy /r9k/ discord server for intelligent robots only !
https://discord.gg/ZQNTZmq
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>>35976873
Fake news, I am a brainlet and I was allowed in this server
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>>35976873
Who are we kidding
We're all retarded and autistic
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>>35976873
how does discord work? d-do i have to talk to people through my mic? im not sure i wanna do that...

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Post your BMI

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

>18.9
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>>35976788
>19.5 at 196cm and 75kg
Feels good desu

Also, lanklets unite!
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>>35976788
>https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

I literally just escaped "obesity".
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19.4 with 63kg and 180cm

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>19 in 3 months
>still virgin
XD
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>>35976690
>19 in 5 months
>also still a virgin
>I don't even have the courage to hire a hooker
>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>35976690
I lost my virginity when I was 18 years and 10 months old. So everything is fine.
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20 in 9 months
>still a khv

I got to hold my oneitis' hand though last month so that was fun

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Post you're pornfu
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Line trap level 94
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>>35976672
Heather Knight. Nice taste OP.

My pornfu was Leah Gotti until I saw her get gangbanged by 5 n-persons :(
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>tfw all the THICC girls are posting half-nude shit on Instagram instead of getting railed up the ass like they were ten years ago

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ITT: Post a song that you think represents /r9k/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NBegquhJRM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1UmY6gSt8
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The Beatles - I'm A Loser
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There's only one.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY

literally perfect

I HAVE A MOUTH SWAB DRUG TEST COMING UP FOR A WAREHOUSE JOB HELP ME BROS HOW DO I PASS I DON'T WANT TO BE NEET ANYMORE
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>>35976598
what'd you do? smoke weed?
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Mouth swab test is a joke. If youre really worried dont smoke the day before
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Swab tests are easy to pass. If you have more than 2 days till you get tested you'll be fine. Just brush your teeth, mouthwash, chew some gum.

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are there any other fit robots around here
i'm not talking about ''i jog once a week'' but obsessive autists like me that centered their lives around becoming fit
how long did it take you to realize being ripped wouldn't fix your damaged brain?
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I'm the poster child for what you described. I'm about 2 weeks into my cut and starting to work out 7 days a week. Before this shit I was an alcoholic and a drug addict. Now I'm a stimulant and gym addict.
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>>35976721
cool
going to the gym is the only pleasure i have because i can see the envy on men's eyes
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3 years and then I stopped going because I realised my life was still shit, i was still autistic and had no friends or gf

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Does anyone wish the internet was gone for a month. Think about it, I remember in the early 2000's when you were seen as a fucking weird as motherfucker if you spend your time on the internet, and everybody would go outside and hang out even fucking robots. And now everyfuckingbody is on the internet and I would just love for everybody to fucking talk instead of staring at their phones and staying indoors on their computer. As fucking ironic is it that I am on a fucking computer typing this, the main reason I rarely go outside is that people don't want to go outside but instead be on the internet.
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>>35976537
Sometimes I think about this a lot. Right now I am debating deleting my twitter and blocking 4chan. The only thing I use twitter for is to stay constantly informed on global events, but what is the point if I can't act on them?

I think it would be better for me to just read books and go online once a month. Maybe this would force me to rely on building up social networks in the real world.

The advent of social media and smartphones has turned people into cyborgs. We are constantly connected to cyberspace and it bleeds over into meatspace. I want to be a better human in a world of data.
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>>35976537
A-fucking-MEN.
I remember those days where there was something
called "internet addiction".
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>>35976728
I also think about this but this would just make me fucking bored and other people would still be on the internet

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I finally did it robots, I quit my wageslave job because I couldn't take my boss' shit anymore.

>take initiative and clock into work early to help a customer in need
>get berated and told not to do that
>try to sell an item to a customer
>get interrupted and boss takes over sale
>walk onto new sale and succeed
>bring it up to the front of the store
>get berated for not selling a larger basket
>get chewed out in front of customers and coworkers
>drop my radio, walk outside scream obscenities at the top of my lungs throw my nametag at a passing car, normies scatter in all directions
>drive home
>contemplating ending my life

tell me why I shouldn't end my life robots I have all my bills do and no way to pay them.
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>>35976489
bills due*
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>>35976531

thank you, in my haste and frustration I may have mispelled the word "due"
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>beaten by a job
Weak.

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>mfw i make $12 an hour 40 hours a week working at a foot exclusive massage parlor
>mfw the cunt who owned the building wouldnt hire me because i was male and i threatened to sue for gender discrimination and she hired me
>mfw all day long i get to lather up smelly feet and rub them down and manicure them, masturbating in the bathroom on my breaks
feels fucking good man
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Tell some stories about some feet? Do the ladies like it?
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So what you're telling us is you give HJs for $20
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>>35977584
They like it.
I've been doing it for about 4 years or so now, and in the first year I was working there, I had an awesome experience with a 6/10 lady with fucking 9/10 feet.

I dont' have alot of time, and I suck at telling stories, but basically
>lady books appointment, comes in
>its about 8 pm, bout to close
>its only her and me in there, boss went to go buy supplies from store which is like an hour away
>she says its her first time at the place, we small talk a bit, i get to rubbing
>she lets a little moan slip out of her mouth about 3 minutes in and giggles, embarrassed about it, and apologizes, and i tell her i dont mind and i think its cute
>she is quiet after that and she grabs a magazine and thumbs through it
>i move to her other foot and rub it, starting with the heel, moving up to the joints of her sexy slender toes
>she moans again and i chuckle at her and she just shrugs and smiles
>i tell her she has beautiful feet, and she laughs and says "that's a new one. i dont think ive ever had someone tell me that before."
>she puts her magazine down and starts gently flexing her feet and spreading her toes, rubbing my arm with the foot im not massaging very slowly
>i have a raging boner at this point and its pretty fucking obvious
>she actually rests her foot on my crotch for the rest of the massage, and then we finish up. the entire time she is watching me with a smile
>she tips me $20 at the end and gives me her phone number
>im too autismo to call and never call her

fucking wish i still had that number. would probably be too awkward now.

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