where do i find a gf to play games with and cuddle?
don't really care about sex anymore
You don't, you find a bf for that.
why would a girl want to do those things
and why would she want to do them with you
think, mcfly
Well you wont just find them as commonly as any other girls, try going to conventions and stuff where there are likely to be girls who play vidya
>find a tumblr account of a girl with a very taboo fetish
>she posts pictures of herself there
>reverse image search, find her modelling name
>from that, find a photographer of her who used her first name
>from that, and her public profile, her surname
>things really start pouring in now: private fb, private instagram, bf's instagram, linkedin, famous person she's obsessed with, band she's in, tv show she was on, etc.
>learn more details about her life
>she's in a dead-end job with no prospects
>every hobby she does seems to be to try and break into fame and fortune
>really just not that great
>even manage to find the building she lives in. It's a shithole.
>start to feel sorry for her
Anyway. Why do normies put all of their personal information online?
Pic half related, but not her.
>>35978867
why are you being a creep
>>35978867
What's the fetish?
of course it's not original
>>35978867
I do this to every person i interact with. I must know everything about them.
>drop out
>neet loser
>barely ever talk to anyone unless they need something from me
>all i do is sit around hating myself and wishing I could do something right for once
I dont know what to do anymore. I just want to disappear.
I've been doing this for years. All I do is play video games and come here to pass the day.
>barely ever talk to anyone unless they need something from me
I used to desperately offer chips during lunch time or answers to homework/test in hopes of making friends.
I hope to die every single day. The only thing that's preventing me from offing myself is my little sister.
>>35978934
I don't wanna do this for years anon I'll drive myself even more insane... :^((((
>tfw dad thinks you're gay because he has never seen you with a girl
>>35978828
tfw my dad doesnt even care.
he should have taught you social skills and set a good example by making and maintaining healthy relationships himself
>he's never seen you with a guy either
Horse shit
Would you rather stay alone for the rest of your life or be a beta provider to a used up 30 year old roastie?
>>35978826
Beta provider so I can have sex. I've had prime teen pussy so I already know what it's like to have a girl find you attractive enough
You virgins make it sound like any women over 30 is no good. There are lots of wonderful loving women at that age, roastie or not. 30 year old women usually have jobs and are mature and know what they want
Beta provider but I'm not going to get emotionally invested, and treat our relationship as contractual
Who here /slippersoda/ and /pizzabowl/?
>>35978791
show a pic of the soda faggot. It is the most clever Dr. Pepper off brand name of all time!!!!!!!!!!!
>>35979050
Yes, it's The Fizzicist kroger brand
>>35979146
i find the kroger versions of dr. pepper to have an even stronger flavor than dr. pepper itself. what are your thoughts on the matter?
>mommy doesn't love me
>mommy used to neglect me as a little kid
>mommy threatens to kill herself everyday if I don't do favors for her and do her laundry
>mommy sits around all day eating and makes me do all the housework
>mommy calls me a retard
>mommy says my mental illnesses are my fault
>mommy is a fucking bipolar lunatic
>mommy just bought a metal bat and I'm scared and want it gone already
>because of mommy I wish I was a boy
>because of mommy i'm afraid to loose my virginity
>because of mommy i have extreme tokophobia
>because of mommy i just want to jump out of a moving vehicle to see if she even cares
Why the fuck wasn't I born a boy, or even just not at all? this could have been so much easier.
Anon, I'm so sorry you're going through this. You don't deserve to be mistreated. Is there any way that we can help you?
Post tits whore
Originalliu
Kill her by spiking her food/drinks.
>it doesn't matter how you look, all you get is creepy orbiters and low value men with no careers
>forever alone
post your pic
of course you wont, you're probably just as disgusting as the men you attract
you deserve to be alone
>no shy cute semi shut in bf who spends his free time working out or studying whom I can control and who has no friends besides me
>>35978838
This
You filthy rostie deserve all the shit coming to you.
Hey, anon. Wanna practice Kenjutsu with us?
k. i brought my own gear.
I'm an autist but I picture this situation:
>the two guys never talked ot each other before
>a girl suddenly joins because anime XD
>all of a sudden both of them try to make a move but has to bear the other's existence
>both trying to show cool moves to girl
>girl leaves after 2 weeks
>guys never talk again to each other and also stop coming after a few weeks
I wonder if everybody in that pic is a virgin.
Hey there, you dumb wagie, any fun plans for tomorrow?
picking up my suit from the tailor and grabbing a drink with friends after work
>>35978654
NEETlord reporting in
I think I might make a big lasagne tonight so I can be well rested and fed before the next big week of lifting heavy
Tonight I think I'll game for a few hours and revel in the fact those poor RAGIE WAGIES are working to support my soon-to-be PR in the deadlift and squat, thanks wagies!
>>35978654
Not wagie. Self-employed *YAWNNNN* Wagies, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN.
one last shill for the r9k pulg.dj come join our dead plug for r9k
>>35978645
ok
for the pluggg
damn r9k goin fst today holy cow
i just want some interinternet buddies
here areal link since op dumbo
https://plug.dj/r9k
where does the time go
Why haven't you lowered your standards yet anon?
There are plenty of girls out there who can provide you with services that you need, it's a worthy investment.
>>35978635
>implying she's ugly
>implying she would like me
because i gave up awhile ago
>>35978694
>implying she's not ugly
4/10 at best
>implying she would like me
just be a beta provider, they are always in demand by used up roasties
>2 britfeels in the catalog
>both active
>Amerifeel dies within an hour every time
the whole world is amerifeel you limey cocksucker
we don't need a dedicated Amerifeel thread because all the non-Britfeel feel threads are already Amerifeel threads
OI THATS A RIGHT BLIMEY BOON OF A STIGGLY WICKY BLOKE THERE I DO SAY. YES INDEED GOD SAVE THE QUEEN INDEED. RIGHT-O, WOG THE FLIGGY YANKEES INDEED OR MY NAME AINT FUFFLEBOTTOM I SAY
>mfw on April Fools all the boards were saying /r9k/ should merged with /soc/
>mfw all the boards were laughing at the mere thought of us suffering
>mfw the other merged boards and even /litfit/ were making dank OC belittling us
Why can't we ever be left alone? Isn't it bad enough that we have filthy normalfags and women here every damn hour of the day screwing with us?
>>35978581
But you are alone.
>>35978581
just be glad we did not have to deal with the normie boards
>>35978608
No, because you're still here contaminating our board with your dating escapades and talks of friends and socializing garbage
Looking for a buff, 6'1 Hapa by the name of Solari / Celery. Ran out of the house 4 days ago and I'm afraid he's lost, as he's a new pet to the household. If found, please contact prompty on Skype or Steam.
He is known to frequent this board, women for asian men tinychat, and music uploading sites.
He looks familiar. I may have seen him on an r9k tinychat about 5 or so years ago.
>>35978630
he is a frequent of both the Tinychat habitat, and /r9k/ habitat. One of the most distinguished wild animals of those areas, in fact..