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>be me
>hanging out on saturday afternoon
>haven't hung out with friends in months
>text my only friend, "wanna chill at my house?"
>replies "oh i thought we were going to David's birthday party"
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>decide to go to the party I wasn't invited to
>show up
>mom says "oh you must be one of David's friends, they're downstairs in the basement"
>go downstairs
>see all my supposed friends hanging out playing video games
>"why are you here"
>"you weren't invited"
>"who told you to come"
>host goes upstairs while I am standing there awkwardly
>his mom comes down and asks me to leave
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>>35980222
keyword here is: supposed.
Better off with out them
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>>35980271
the one who told me about the host's party didn't even defend me when everyone else was yelling at me to leave
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Ask them what you've done wrong to make them ignore you.
Then cut them off
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>want to start practicing a martial art for fun and exercise
>don't want to look like an autism weeaboo
What do I do?
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Boxing/thai/MMA
Anything else is cringe-tier and useless.
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Bjj, boxing, wrestling or muay Thai. Anything else is bullshit
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MMA
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Seeing all those ugly couples around campus makes me feel better about being a virgin
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>Seeing all those ugly couples around campus makes me feel better about being a virgin
This
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>>35980127
>dated high school
sweetheart through college
>dresses/acts like he's autistic
>we'd hold hands and walk each other to class, very small campus
>I spoke with my classmate during class
>she thought I was majoring in special education and that he was a retarded student
>so retarded that I had to hold his hand every day and follow him everywhere
>wasn't mad because it's 100% believable
It actually made sense and ever since then I felt super awkward. The Walmart jean shorts with the white dirty socks pulled up and raggy athletic shoes...yeah it was autistic looking. I was too good for him tbqh
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I often wondered how they do it? Like how do you get turned on enough to fuck? In a way its admirable.
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Riddle me this /r9k/
If women are so inferior as you claim, then why do they outperform men with success in Academics, relationships and the work force?
There are more male highschool and college dropouts than women. There are more women working than there are men. Women also have more fulfilling relationships than men who are constantly whining about getting dumped or not finding "the one".
Well, Im waiting.
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>>35980063
How come there are so many more new inventions made by men even though women graduate college at greater rates?. Me, I dropped out to go to trade school because HS just prepared me for college and bs I wasnt going to remember.
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>>35980063
stem fields
gender quotas
alimony/"rape culture"
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Anyone knows how to change heating plates on an oven?
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Hey /r9kayyyyyy/ and smart anons
I'm gonna drop hang myself within ~1 week!
But! I need your help!
I want to make sure to get the PURRFECT length (not too long to avoid decapitating myself) and (not too short to avoid suffering). I want that sweet, sweet release in a single snap!~
For reference, I'm 6'0 (183cm), and 180lbs.
MATH-ANONS, PLEASE HELP! I need the perfect measurements, cord-type, etc! Help me find my way to heaven!
If you give me non-bullshit answers, and actual facts, I will give you some cash on paypal, pinky-promise.
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Also, I will gladly stream it if you guys actually help me and don't let my thread die! Also, general suicide tips! woohoo!~
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No poor-fag-math-anons want free dollars for helping another anon out?
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Bumping this damn fucking thread until im dead.
>had a few days of positive vibes
>back to normal endless anger and rage inside me
when will this end guys?
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>>35979995
>vibes
please drink some bleach
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>>35980022
fuck you nigger what do you want me to call it then?
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>>35979995
>tfw did some bad things while I was angry and feel bad now.
>broke an appliance that wasn't mine
>told some Latino looking guy getting out of a Porsche in a parking lot that even though he had a Porsche, he was still a spic.
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Stop eating food.
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>muh layygs
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Stop having diabeetus
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>>35979926
stop being a human
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How the fuck did I let another weekend slip past me?
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I feel you, anon. Every Friday I have a rush of inspiration and get the urge to play all kinds of games, watch movies, etc. I usually end up doing nothing, browsing r9k, and drinking instead.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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i played a lot of tf2 this weekend :D
now back to 5 days of wageslavery then this weekend i might play grim dawn or something
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Seriously, what the fuck? It's like I blinked Friday afternoon, opened my eyes and now its Sunday night
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Is being evil part of being human?
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I'd say so, I honestly think human beings are inherently evil.
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>>35979780
>"I truly believe that I was born to meet you."
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>>359797806845312.0ahhshga asg
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Any tips on getting a hooker in burgerland?
Apps to use?
Backpage safe?
Code/slang words I should know?
Best place to do it without paying for a motel?
Is going to them safe?
Words I should avoid saying that incriminate myself?
I just want succ.
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>Words I should avoid saying that incriminate myself
don't say that you're a furry
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>>35979767
Use backpages, fully expect the girl who shows up to be significantly uglier than the girl in the pictures, might take a couple tries but there are some legitimate cuties on there fucking for cheap.
Don't forget to use protection and make sure it's at a hotel of some sort and you're not bringing this whore to your place.
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>>35980196
>make sure it's at a hotel of some sort
to add to this, the girls who do this regularly will usually have a room at some cheap motel/hotel where they do business, you won't be having to pay for it.
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Prove that blacks and whites aren't the same race
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>>35979745
different skin tones, and facial features.
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>>35979745
different skulls
google it
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>>35979745
nobody's saying they aren't the same race. Different ethnicity's, however, can be proven through bone structure.
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Things you regret before dying
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What thing will you regret on your deathbed anon?
Can be something you did or did not do or experience/ not experience, whether it was within your control or not.
For me it is probably that I will never be able to experience what it's like to be a handsome man, with women throwing themselves at me because of something out of my own control (picrelated) and that any succes I will ever have with women is a result of me having to try my damn hardest to prove them I am 'worth it' to not just ignore and discard.
Not necessarily a complaint, such is life, but it would be fun to have experienced that perspective in life.
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Probably the fact that I didn't die a different way
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Regret the day i was born.
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>>35979712
Being so hard on myself and with the way I look, been doing this my entire life. Three years ago I starved myself to 92lbs because I thought my regular 108lbs was too fat. Wasted a whole year of my life, and many more on stupid stuff that isn't that bad.
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>spoke to my mum about uni
>told her I'm not going to do next year
>said I'm going to look for a job
>waiting till I get next loan payment then gonna use that to get by till I find a job
Finally not gonna have to go to that hell hole anymore, my mum doesn't really mind either cause she only wanted me to go to get the loan money so I didn't have to wageslave straight away
Anyone else have any luck getting jobs?
I can't wait till I have enough to rent my own place
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im doing the exact same thing. i cant offer any advice but i wish you luck.
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>>35979681
>wage slaved for years
>now at 27 finally finish community college and get to a uni
>thank god
Yeah being around all these normalfag kids sucks, but i'm so glad i'm not wageslaving anymore.
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Use your loan money to hire an assassin to kill your mom so that you can inherit the house and begin your new life
Is it true that most girls have tasted their own pussy?
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>>35979676
Of course they have, spit is a good lube
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>>35979676
i always clean my fingers by licking after i cum
otherwise they get sticky
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Yes. Most guys have tasted their own cum
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How do I stop being attracted to traps?
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how do you know that's a dude?
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>>35979698
I've seen her willy.
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>>35979756
Any webms, anon?