i create multiple trap threads to turn you lot gay but im not gay
fucking knew tumblir was turning this place gay
Traps aren't gay though.
Orgliarchy post
I love you for doing that anon
This could be you, anon. Reflect about it.
Yes, the Buddhist monk who is so wise and knows the key to happiness, but never smiles.
This couId be you, anon. Reflect about it.
>>35981130
im balding already please dont remind me
Why are you still here?
When will you leave?
>>35981119
i''ll leave if i transcend into a normie
I'm here forever of course
>>35981119
I want to be the man in that picture
Robots, it's time. I know you guys need help, and this is the thread. Post your problems and we can listen and help. Even if we just listen that's better than you sitting there feeling shittier by the minute and not telling anyone.it's okay anons, you can talk to me
Thank you for your thoughts
Maybe next time
>>35981349
That's okay anon. I'm happy at least knowing that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I care about you
>>35981076
when i try to get my college grades up, why does one grade go up while another decreases? i swear i'm giving the same amount of effort in the one that decreases
I'm bored of being a NEET and I want to build a comfy shack in the woods near a stream in the mountains
Progress report:
I hiked down the trail to where it diverged from the river, then continued upstream following the river. I had to constantly break through the underbrush and cross the stream on fallen logs in order to continue when my path was blocked.
Unfortunately there were still paths following the river up above, and I can't build my comfy camp near any paths or people. I didn't even manage to get that far in several hours because of how difficult it was walking off path in the forest. So far then, no luck in finding a location to build a camp/shack but now that I know the paths follow the river, I can keep going up them until they stop and then continue upwards along the riverbed until I find a nice looking comfy spot.
My feet are sore and blistered so I will wait a day before I go looking again. Will make another post then. Comfy camper anon over and out
How are you going to build it?
If your feet are aore and blistered after one day of hiking, how are you going to live doing this?
Have you read Walden?
>>35981049
I don't plan to live there anon, it's just something to keep myself busy this summer that will also be good exercise
My feet got blistered because I got my feet wet crossing a stream like an idiot. They're not even really blistered because I've already got some decent callouses on them
You are correct though, I have no idea how I'm going to build it and I have no idea what walden is. I'll figure out how to build it once I've found a location.
>>35981124
Walden is a book by Thoreau. See pic related for what it is about.
He built a cabin he lived in for 2 years in the wilderness using nothing but a hand axe he borrowed from a friend (plus materials, of course)
It's a very poetic insight into a great mind and his adventures while in the woods. A must read if you're considering doing something like this.
Reminder that you aren't a robot if you don't truly hate women
>>35980975
Meh, I dont hate, just consider them unworthy of me.
Granted that depends primarily on your actions.
Too many casuals here still wanting to fuck people? Pathetic.
I do but then it feels hypocritical when I think of what I consider to be the average man and they're garbage too. I guess there are no truly decent women in the way there are decent men, but most men are probably way shittier and scummier than women are.
>dick doesnt get hard anymore
>only 21
No no no noNONONO NOOO
Stop the porn.
>>35980972
its like I said vegeta
like a bitch
OP, when your dick is only 2 inches it doesn't matter if it gets hard or not
How many days a week do you eat fast food?
Usually one day a week. Maybe two if i forget to bring lunch to wageslavery.
Zero. Probably the same for the month, but not always.
>>35980958
Pretty much every.
I only weigh about 180 somehow.
What are you listening to?
Been playing this on repeat for last two hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpNhxUIMXug
Don't bully me pls for picking vidya.
>>35980936
thats pretty funky.
video game ost's are true robot music.
here's a pleb song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anw6cFmR9hM
here's a less plebbier song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f4DyoUzpy4
>>35980936
Nothing wrong with vidya music, OP.
Kinoko Teikoku - Umi to hanataba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G22MFZd3M8
Only been listening for a week and it already has the most plays on Winamp for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOFd-blyVS0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0eRhDs2wjQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQgcFsr2kQA
It's dark ambient time, aka late night.
what's the deal with Nintendo's new console?
I feel like I'm missing out, but there's literally none in stock and haven't been any in 50 miles of me since it was announced
Am I really supposed to pay $500 for a pre-opened box, and no chance at a refund or RMA?
>>35980905
>I feel like I'm missing out
Missing out on what? A under powered console with badly designed cheep hardware that doesn't work or brakes. A console that only has one game worth playing that you can't get elsewhere (Zelda), And the only future release that might be worth it is Mario. As if they're not going to crack the emulation soon enough either way.
>>35980905
Nintendo has a nasty habit of purposefully understocking to make it look like there's more demand than there is.
And the Switch is shaping up to be a good secondary platform, not competing with others but complimenting them, so even if you have an Xbox or PlayStation already it's a valid purchase.
>>35980905
Just wait anon it'll be in stock soon
>>35981030
Lots of indie games are coming to the switch
The switch itself is well designed even if the base is garbage
ITT we list the negatives and positives about ourselves. I'll start
Negatives
>crippling social anxiety resulting in self sabotage
>5'9 manlet
>non white
>major commitment issues stemming from childhood experiences
>fat
Positives
>decent face if lose weight
>funny
>good listener
>not a brainlet
>above average dick size
sense offend scum by order of the tetragrammaton council i here by charge u with
sense offence u commited a feel crime and ur punishment is death how do u plead
Negatives:
>Lazy
>Stubborn sometimes
>Pretty bitchy
>somewhat hypocritical
>fat
Positives:
>Decent human being
>Wants to improve
>Funny
>I know much more than most people who surround me
>Flexible sometimes
>Not everything is black or white for me
>There is still a chance for me if I lose weight
>Not into normie music
>Born white
>Born female
SERIOUSLY BEING FAT IS THE ONLY THING SPLITTING ME FROM SUCCESS IN THE SOCIAL FORM
Negatives
>not dead yet
Positives
>won't reproduce
Just waaiting.
If there are only two genders, what gender is this person?
It seems like it might be a male, but it looks very different from a male. It's definitely not a female either. It's neither female nor male.
>>35980798
Look at their genitals you mong.
Pull down their pants and find out.
that's a 5'3 70 lb male with a gay haircut and nail polish
He had a disadvantage from the start, he's a true robot.
Ok, so tomorrow I'll attempt to approach this girl who I am in two classes with. I'll ask about how she thinks she did or what did she get on the last exam depending of whether the professor graded it by that time or not. After that, I'll try to introduce myself and ask her what she thinks about professor %insert_name%. If that goes well, I'll make an effort to keep the conversation going to get to know her better. My only problem is to actually stop her in a hall/lounge to talk about stuff.
Wish me luck, /r9k/.
>>35980792
wishing you luck man. hope it goes smoothly
>>35980792
Cant you just ask her in class.
>>35980944
I don't really know. We have labs on Mondays and everybody gets into groups. She's already in a well-established group. And I doubt there will be space for me since all of them are usually present.
Do you think women can be insecure?
>>35980754
This was a shitty excuse for a french film.
Women are insecure all the fucking time. Like 100% of the time.
It's just fake female insecurity though. They do it to themselves for drama and to become victims. Disgusting.
Women are the only ones who are openly insecure.
>tfw 7.5/10 and 6'1"
>still a KHV that has never even been on a date.
JUST.
>>35980709
I don't understand the point of threads like this. What do you get out of pretending to be this guy and having everyone tell you that this guy isn't a 7/10? Where is the fun in it?
>>35980709
>7.5/10
More like 5.5 on a good day friendo.
>>35980709
>>tfw 5.7/10 and 6'1"
>>still a KHV that has never even been on a date.
>
>JUST.
Ftfy