>"Ready to finally lose your virginity Anon?"
>>35981778
i would let a girl fuck my ass if she lets me touch her breasts/privates
>>35982056
I would prefer it as I have ED from the SSRI's I'm taking.
>this will never happen to me
Unsolicited that is.
How many Michigan robots are on here?
Muskegon reporting in
Holland robot reporting.
How's your life been going Michigan bro?
>>35981820
Not bad. Working alot and drinking when I'm not at work. You?
Mt. Clemens reporting
What would you do if you finally managed to get a gf and some ultra-hung futas decided to steal her from you and have a second group of futas find you and rape you?
Evoke the spirit of electric pence and go around frying their dicks off
>>35981608
>*giggle*
...Isn't it supposed to be the dudes saying those lines?
Wtf op, you're a freak
Who /slothful mouse/ here?
>>35981576
Me
About to fall another semester of uni
>>35981576
Cerebrotonic here.
Life is mundane.
Autistic part time college fag here.
I really want an asian wife
I'm white so I can get 1 right?
Sure. But it's probably better not to
>>35981578
You guys are the same guys who tell me not to mix the species of dart frogs that I have
>>35981557
asian mom/white dad hapa kids are crazy though, probably best to not
Anyone want to raid /r/place with a swastika on the EU flag?
we need to do this and show those ledditfags who is boss
im down
so orig
>>35981547
look in the top left corner or /r/place.
and tell me what it is if you're a true robit
>ask a 8/10 slightly emo latina out, get rejected
>4 months pass, still feeling a little shitty about it but not thinking about it as I'm at a mutual friend's party when I get a text from a friend
>"Yo Ryan, you still have a crush on Gabby? I think she likes me. I'll only ask her out if you say it's ok"
>lie and say I don't care anymore
>tfw she says yes
>fall into a 3 month depression, contemplate suicide daily
>they break up after 3 1/2 months together
>start to recover mentally, move on to a different (1/2) latina, actually manage to talk to her and she genuinely shows interest in me as a person which is rare for me as a pizza faced fuck
>MARCH 25
>wake up on Saturday at the same friend's house, we start playing smash and shit
>we check his snapchat, see the girl that I am attracted towards posting shit like "ugh I have a crush on my friend and I don't know how to tell him help"
>we respond "who lmao"
>actually have a slight bit of hope that it might be me
>"its you Thomas" (friend's name)
>they start dating and go on dates daily
He said he wasn't going to do this again. Now he's mad at me for being sad about this and says im being childish even though he constantly makes fun of me over it. I just want love. Looking for reasons to not kill myself. Advice appreciated <3
>>35981515
i dont what to tell you. you shoudlve asked the girl out earlier rather than waiting. Now you're screwed cuz your chad friend got the girl. you did this to yourself anon
>>35981515
Love is not a right. Mainstream media and society have put this idea that everyone deserves love, but love is not a right. Cease your pointless whining immediately.
How about not developing feelings for a girl before you're actually with them?
The whole point of going on dates is to determine if you actually like a person.
Just because you like a girl doesn't mean you own her either. If she wants your friend accept it. Don't blame him for being who he is.
I'm speaking from experience in that last part. I've lost a friend or two just because they had a crush on a girl who's been liked me and they got all ticked off at me about it as if I had any power in my way to stop that shit from happening.
How do you know if you're becoming psychotic?
>>35981510
you don't
assiago
why do suspect that you have psychosis, anon?
https://aeolipera.wordpress.com/2014/12/31/guarding-against-schizophrenia/
alright guys. i dont know what to do. i killed my sisters kitten accidentally last night.
>tfw high as a kite last night, feeling good
>sit down on the couch to eat a couple pizzas
>fall asleep
>wake up in the morning to sister screaming about where's her kitten (she was out getting fucked by chad)
>roll out of my chair
>kitten is lifeless beneath me
>try to hide it in the couch so i can get rid of it later
>sister sees me adjusting the cushions
>ENTIRE FAMILY GOES NUCLEAR
i dont think im going to make it bros
become an hero lol idk what else to tell you
you fucked up
>>35981481
You're completely fucked since they found it
the fact that you tried to hide it from them made it worse.
Do you agree with this bros?
>>35981423
>Rachel Jeantel
>>35981423
well, ive never seen asian women yelling out privilege and stuff so yeah i agree lol
Yes because hispanics totally aren't white (xD)
Whoever made this should kys xyrself
Well lads, i'm downloading tinder tomorrow. Post some good profiles for me to copy.
>>35981417
Have fun chasing them whores OP.
>>35981417
Aren't you afraid of women ignoring you
>>35981513
No, i'll get some dates. Will post results if you guys give me some good shit.
i know these threads sometimes blend with comfy threads but post you oc's/things you saved from other robots
Original comment is required.
This is a picture of a bench and someone walking by it
Might as well ask here.
What cameras do you guys use?
Thinking of getting a Cannon 1300d with a 75x300 and standard 15x75 kit lens. Good idea for a beginner?
weird ass cloud storm photo I took 6 years ago
That's nice, but everyone knows robots belong to Queen Crispy.
>>35981378
any vid links?
>>35981378
>>35981426
we could had a tripe alliance against that zionist goblin agatha
>>35981448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NC_oSD1EqI
You may disagree with what he did, you may hate him on a personal level, but Elliot Rodger made his mark on the world, for better or worse.
He was a unique individual, and uniquely took his cause to the level of massacre.
When you think of killers and their motive, people can point to Jihadis, Political terrorists, Child abusers, Financially motivated hitmen etc
Elliot opened a new chapter
>>35981332
Autist who sperged his final grand sperg? Pretty sure Dylan, Eric, and Cho already beat him to the punch. And Cho went all out too, he wasn't fucking around.
>>35981332
what chapter was that?
>>35981365
Cho was a drooling retard, Elliot has class and intelligence.
>>35981370
Virgin/sexually rejected killers
holy fucking shit why would someone do this, WHY?
What sick fuck? i would kill whoever did that to her.
omg i feel so bad.
The real question is... how? Those are some nice, clean cuts.
>>35981281
That's not real my man.
>>35981297
Maybe it was an alien.