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Is it possible for Chad to be a manlet? Let's say a guy looked exactly like pic related but was only 5'3. Would he still be Chad?
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Chad Manlet is an oxymoron
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>>35983185
he looks like a faggot
i don't think this is a "chad"
this isn't really what women are attracted to
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>>35983185
That is not a Chad
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Dubs decide what i send to my school chat (no suicide notes or anything like that)
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>>35983158
'I have way to much free time on my hands. Anyone want a free phone and pc?'
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"How can I tell if I have smegma?"
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>>35983158
rolling for you to ask the chat to dress you up like a girl and then fuck you until you become addicted to their semen
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>tfw still haven't decided if I should go to college or not
>have no job
>all of my interests are nonprofitable
>this wouldn't be an issue if not for the fact that I can't find out anything else I'm good at to fall back on
>even if I had these thing figured out I would still be lonely and anxious
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I'm pretty much in the same situation as you, man
How old are you? 19 here
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>There's no painless, effortless way to kill myself
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>>35983378
I'm 18.
>>35983424
If you actually wanted to die you would find a way.
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Anytime I get angry or sad I punch myself; is this normal? I usually punch/hit my face but a few weeks back I gave myself a large bruise on my arm. It is almost compulsive and I have almost done it in public a few times. I only started doing this about 5-6 months ago, any anons do the same thing or know what is wrong with me?
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>>35983111
i used to do this when i would get panic attacks
i ended up giving myself a concussion
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>>35983159
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Are you better now?
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>>35983111
You're stimming. It's a way autistic people control stress caused by uncontrollable stimulus, i.e. loud noises or social situations they don't understand. Trying rubbing your fingers together or something, it's a much healthier form of stimming. The super autistic sometime give themselves brain damage because of how often and how hard they hit themselves in the head.
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>tfw no gf into dd/lg to baby and spoil
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>>35983104
>tfw no daddy to take care of me and spoil me
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>>35983104
>tfw op is a sick degenerate
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>>35983104
>35983104
>>35983104
>tfw no fembot gf to take care of
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I have managed to convince society that I am a functioning human being despite being a virgin sperglord. Job, apartment, casual social circle, even though I spent my entire teenage and most of my young adult life neet. I have been talking to a very attractive woman (no clue why she is attracted to me) and our first date went really well. I like her a lot and I think she likes me.
So should I kill myself now and spare myself the pain of being unable to maintain my facade of normalcy once things get intimate, or just do it after my utter failure and humiliation?
I'm pretty backed into a corner here. I can't go back to neetdom, I've had a taste of what real life is like, but I can't ever fully participate because I missed out on crucial early social development.
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Dude bang her. Remember sex is not a big deal for other people. In the worst case she'll be like "whatever he's a loser time to find another dick to ride".
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>>35983133
Do you understand how much I am going to fall apart when things even escalate to making out? The level of awkwardness I am talking about? This isn't like something where I can just switch my brain off.
Literally my ONLY hope is if we both just get extremely, extremely hammered and I can pass off my bumbling incompetence as drunkenness. She doesn't really drink that much, though. Even if that worked, that still doesn't solve the issue of future sober intimacy, though.
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>>35983083
Dude, this can be easly solved, abstain from having sex with her right away, get to know her, get to like her both physically and as a person, let the relationship grow, and once she becomes your friend make her you lover.
That is what I would do anyways
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Can we have a fucking uni thread?
>miss one week class two weeks in a row because sickness
>professor emails whole class saying people have been skipping since spring break
>gave us a specified time to reply
>didn't reply in time because I've been incapacitated
>now the highest grade achievable for me is a 70%
>missing a 50 minute class two times out of the whole semester will drop me to a C
>scholarships and honor societies will probably drop me now
I'm going to kill myself
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how do you people struggle with undergrad level work?
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>Last Year of College before Graduate with Masters
>Roommate is the worst person i've met in my life
Fuck me
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>tfw just dream of being in a medieval fantasy world all day being a lowly guard protecting the outer frontier from goblins, dire wolves, and the occasional mountain troll
>tfw just want to be that guard and go home to my wife in the city where my sons are training for great positions in the world
>tfw have to live with life
>tfw only live to consume
>tfw we all are domesticated humans
>tfw we dont even own our own faces
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>normalfag posts Pepe
>real robots post Elfont
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elfont is cute!
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>>35983031
>trying to impose a new meme
fucking leave
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>>35984337
>holding on to same old tired maymays
Time to move on anon
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Most original comment you can think of thread.
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Greetings, normies.
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>>35983003
that was a very funny meme anon
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>>35983136
I laughed really loud at this.
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Here's a few truths about women and sex. 2017-04-03 01:15:23 Post No.35982916
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Here's a few truths about women and sex. 2017-04-03 01:15:23 Post No.35982916
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Here's a few truths about women and sex.
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1) Women dont know what life without sex means. They have been offered dick ever since they were twelve and grew some tits and there is always a man offering them dick every minute of their lives. For women having sex is all about saying yes or no. Sex is so easy to get and so frequent for them that they plan their days around sex, they actually put sex on their daily agendas, its part of their daily lives and they are constantly prepared for it to happen at any moment. They always wear new or nice panties and bras and are always making sure to smell good and have their make up game on. They literally walk around all day with a bag full of beauty enhancing tools. Men can wear underwear with holes in it and spend all day sweaty no fucks given because unless they know for a fact that they are going to have sex they are not expecting to have sex. Women have no idea what its like to not have sex. For men, getting sex is a task that takes time, patience, skills and money to achieve. So its very easy for women to boast about their sex life when their sex life is on easy mode. Women are called sluts because when a woman says she got laid 5 times today it just means that she said yes five times today. When a man says he got laid 5 times today it means that he ran 5 A+ plays out of riskiest playbook that exist, landed all 5 of them and had the stamina to fuck all 5 women.... it really is an impressive task.
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>>35982916
Robot pls go
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2) Women cant stop thinking about sex. They are basically obsessed with it. You want to prove this? Go ahead and make a woman angry or tell them a sexist joke and the first insult they will throw at you is something about sex. They will either call you a virgin or tell you that this is why you dont get laid, or some sarcastic comment about how you must be drowning in pussy or have a bunch of tied up women in your basement. If you are arguing with someone online and they throw any of these insults at you, 9 times out of 9 its a woman on the other side. Sex is all that matters to them, its their most valuable asset, all they have to offer, they see not having sex as the worst hell in the world and that for them is the worst insult she can possibly imagine, either that or talk shit about your mother. There is a common misconception that men are the ones who are constantly thinking about sex, but this cant be further from the truth. You see, men are very easy to sexually satisfy, they get their dick stroked on something for a few minutes and they cum, when they cum they get satisfied and stop thinking about sex immediately. You can notice this when they fuck a woman and immediately want to get away from her while she just wants to keep going.
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Suss on that pic bby?
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Hey, is there a discord for depressing, annoying, loser, outcasts with no friends?
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There is! The only one of its kind!
https://discord.gg/qQJx3n9
(If you're not a brainlet then fuck off)
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https://discord.gg/NVj5a
This one is actually, much, much better.
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>>35983026
i got fucking banned from this
This is how robot I am, I was too robot to match with the others
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Why did the robot rate thread disappear? 2017-04-03 01:45:35 Post No.35982813
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Why did the robot rate thread disappear? 2017-04-03 01:45:35 Post No.35982813
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Why did the robot rate thread disappear?
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Became a 404
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because it's a rate thread.
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>>35982813
>Why did the robot rate thread disappear?
>robot rate thread
huh I don't know. Why do you think it dissapeared anon?
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>>35982895
and what's wrong with a rate thread here?
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>oneitis is a lesbian and has a stacey gf
why live
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I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN
I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE
WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND
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>>35982811
>Fell in love with girl
>Tells me she's a lesbian 6 months later
>Remain in love with her for over 2.5 years
Fucked my shit up REAL bad, dude. I'm sorry.
/straightguysinlovewithlesbians/ general? Quite possibly the worst feel on the planet.
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>>35982896
shitty dude. where did you meet her?
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WOndering how many mexifags browse the board. If so, please say in which state do you reside.
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bumping in hope there are mexirobots
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mexicans are degenerate
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>got scammed out of 100 pesos (roughly 5 dollars) when trying to buy drugs yesterday with a new guy
Goddamnit.
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Why does it seem like the world is a more depressing place in 2017?
Is it just the nature of r9k or are people seemingly more unhappy in the real world? Post examples of real world encounters with people that show their unhappiness with life.
My example is in the work place. I work a retail job in America and I am always friendly and positive. I do so not only because it's my job but also because I try to promote a positive image in the work place. The employees I work with though seem very apathetic, unhappy or just tired. The same can be said of most of the customers. They all seem kind of down and not cheerful even in the slightest.
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They have to work to not be homeless and not starve, existing is suffering.
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>>35982786
because the general economic stagnation in the US is spreading through the upper middle class now and the lower classes are debt saturated, restricting themselves even further
This worsens the general social situation
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>>35982786
>post-2008 economy
>iphone generation
>movie industry oversaturated with remakes
>cynical culture
>alienated men
all kinds of factors.