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everyone is doing it anon

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There comes a point when you realize your hopes and dreams won't come true, so you have a kid and hope they can pick up the baton.

>>35984475
This desu.

Also when you die your kid is still 50% you genetically, so in a sense you live on.

Just a single robot. I'll marry you.

>easymode
Just leave your steam

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>>35983584
does georgia count

>last date was a Chinese girl
>got Maoist on political compass test

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>gay anime avatar ERPing faggot
>lolicon
>like BBC
>voted Trump

>IQ of 210
>scored radical centrist on political compass test

>>35983434
It can't get worse than this so I'll take anything at this point.
A simple job will do me fine.

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>>35983434
All I long for is death. :^)

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Let's all take drugs and fuck each other until the sweet embrace of death takes us!

I really hope it could help some of you guys

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heeueejeje

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neenenenenene

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>>35983370
>you will never be the trophy wife (male) of some powerful man

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>>35983420
>He will never have you cook breakfast for him while yours is just is load

Dont be sad anon-chan, I'm sure there are many low-standards robots that would like to have you as a fucktoy

(Literally me)

>>35983361
At least you had money to spend on things that bring you joy.

>>35983361

At least share your collection with us, lad.

10 grand is A LOT but who am I to judge? I've spent a couple hundred on porn myself.

The Fratelli's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0GwXB5DAKA

>I don't wanna die, i don't know why this kinda fate was meant for me :(

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>>35983347
>>35983919
t.samefag

original desu

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read this book
it will help

>>35983322
It is true; I became bulimic and it solved all my problems. My bmi went from 30 to 16.

yea op, your body is magical, if you stop eating you will never lose weight

fucking fat people

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This one. I'm this 2hu.

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Yuuka! I love Yuuka!

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I am this 2hu!

what? do you get hugged accidentally?

>>35983273
no but I could pay someone to hug me I bet

>>35983263
>tfw girls hug me everyday
Good bye wobots I don't belong in this place anymore

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>a photo on her instagram of your birthday dinner

>>35983248
>mountain climbing with friends

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>have a qt gf whom you love say to you: "I need you"
>have a core of good friends that will stick with you no matter what
>people remembering your birthday
>people acknowledging your talents

> That face when you realize your life actually sucks but have to keep up the act everything is okay.

I literally saw some advice yesterday that said to stare girls down to make them get the tingles for you.

For non chads, this is known as staring and is frowned upon.

>>35983217
I thought you were a strong independent woman? Why do you need a strong male to fight to for you?

Nothing wrong with hiring a hooker, lots of them are pretty hot

meet a girl at a bar, bring her back to your place, you can guess where i'm going with this

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>>35983271
>implying I haven't tried this countless times

I'm too shy, introverted and stiff to really operate at bars.

tickle their feet.

especially the one on the left. damn that is a nice ass.

>>35983191
Pull panties down and eat their butts

get out so my brother doesn't get mad at me for interrupting his fun