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what do after the age of 25 NEET
>nothing cuts it now
>no car
>no job
>unemployable
>stuck at home
does society expect me to just stay inside till im old or dead?
>just go outside bro "DO SOMETHING"
>go outside
>do stuff
>reap no reward / feel no satisfaction
>only get the odd feeling that people dont want me out here
>do everything opposite the virgin walk
>make eye contact with people
>most nomies and chads think me giving them eye contact = an act to initiate a fist fight
>making eye contact with girls
>girls will say hi to me in a friendly way
>say hi back
>been everywhere locally
>been everywhere in my city
>nothing to explore
what do you do when ur passed 25 and jaded as fuck that absolutely nothing cuts it anymore
video games cant even hold a second of my attention movies cant either
books cant i prefer reading books iv already read
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An hero Bitch
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>>35984639
this op. society doesnt expect you to be this pathetic
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im going to become a gardener.
maybe you should do that too.
at any rate, ur not alone
dont take memes to seriously
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What's the easiest way to get a gun so when the time is right I can end it all?
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America, literally just find a gun shop
or show.
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>>35984505
Just got to a gun shop and buy one.
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In my non-expert, non-professional opinion, I'd advise you all to not respond to this thread in the case of possible self-incrimination
I need to have sex
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>>35984504
Sucks for you, you fucking retard! Haha!
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making a thread about it on a site full of virgin men will surely help
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>>35984594
HA gotem
ayyo lamo
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So what exactly happens when you jerk off but stop mid fap?
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Testicular torsion is what happens..
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>>35984477
>So what exactly happens when you jerk off but stop mid fap?
what the fuck. 12 year olds browse /r9k/?
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>>35984746
did you just assume my age?
Is he a robot? Does his success invalidate his autistic behaviour?
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Hes way too confident to be a robot but way to autistic to be a chad i dont know?
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he's just a stupid nignog
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success and autistic behavior go hand in hand
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What's more embarrassing for a white family, their son marrying an asian woman or their daughter marrying an asian man? Or are both equally embarrassing? And why?
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Trick question: most embarrassing is raising an r9k shitposter
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Asians have higher income and IQ, don't get divorced as much as whites, have more stable relationships and households, aren't drug addicts, raise their children better than whites in general by a high degree (whites raise brats and spoil them), and probably other things I can't think of.
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>>35984456
Stop baiting. If either son or daughter married Asian, the White family would learn to accept it. /Thread
You can come hangout here if you are in a less trolling mood >>35979489
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>tfw no tragicomic bf
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>tfw no tachikoma gf
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>>35984450
who the fuck has been making this thread for so many years
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>>35984852
Me duh.
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>tfw Misaki will never rescue you from your pathetic miserable hikikomori life
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She doesn't care about you though. She just has a hero complex
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>>35984402
>tfw no one will rescue you
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>>35984435
>She doesn't care about you though. She just has a hero complex
she cared a lot about sato
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>6 years with the same old pc
>finally get a job
>build an ok pc
>OH SHIET FINALLY GONNA PLAY SOME GEIMU
>3 weeks has passed and didn't came
>go to check my emails
>We sadly announce that the truck with your packages was stolen we are working on to find out the culprit
>3 months passed and nothing
>receive a note
>We are canceling your card because of the leak of payment
>tfw I have to pay for the shit I didn't receive
Did I deserve this?
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>>35984400
lesson learned anon lol
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>>35984400
How much was it and which pc anon?
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>>35984874
$700
it was a 1060 6gb + I5-7400
I was buying also the monitor, so yeah.
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Do any of you live in flyover bumblefuck areas like this?
I've always wondered what people in these areas are like and what they do for fun.
Some rural areas can be nice at least, but then there are places like the Oklahoma panhandle that seem boring as shit. Ditto for many other rural areas in the US.
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Not American but rural shitholes are pretty much the same everywhere
People do drugs and each other
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>>35984339
Unless you live in some fuckhuge city of million, there isn't a lot more to do on the coast than inland regions.
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>>35984339
I live in Bumblefuck, South Dakota.
It's honestly not too bad for a robot. Quiet, lots of space.
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>be completely autistic
>don't know how to do anything normal
>admit this to a trustworthy normie
>"Haha bro let me help, I won't judge you or anything, I already know you're weird and I don't judge you for it so I can help haha bro, come along with me and I'll help you do the thing"
>gratefully let him help me do things
>try to do a thing
>fuck it up because i'm autistic
>normie is clearly weirded out, because he knew i was autistic but he didn't know i was this "this autistic" and wasn't ready for it
>judges me mercilessly
>want to kill myself
>do even less things in the future
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Green text what you did that was so weird
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What was the thing?
originilaoio
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TELL US WHAT IT IS YOU FUCKED UP
YOU CAN'T LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS, ANON
Okay, realistically what are the chances I'll die alone without ever having a romantic relationship? I'm 21 right now and have never had a gf.
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Pretty likely.
Now that you are 21 dying randomly is a thing that gets more and more likely to happen to you with each passing year and if girls didn't like you when you were young and cute they definitely won't now that you're becoming more reserved and calculative
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>>35984190
Realistically chances are pretty small, but there's always a possibility.
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>>35984190
Comeback later.
-29 year old kissless virgin
Any robot virgins here with a decent income in their late 20s/early 30s? Are you planning on getting married to a toasty roastie? If not then what are your plans?
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>>35984159
I feel like you cant call yourself a robot and have a good income.
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>>35984159
What do robots consider decent?
Blix5884337843
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Is 42 large a decent income? I own a house that I'm planning to sell and a car. No plans for marriage, probably end up killing myself in my 40's.
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What are the safest ways to DIY anal toys?
The enema gear is easy. It's the buttplugs that I keep failing at.
pic related
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>>35984131
just put a sandwich bag over a cucumber
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>>35984210
Sandwich bags have those irritating edges that scratch. I did try wrapping a sphygmomanometer bag around a tool handle, but it took forever to clean.
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I also tried using a few different toothbrushes, but they were all too small.
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If you had a kid what would you name him / her?
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>>35984092
I'd follow the jaden, braden, aiden, caden trend and name my son raiden.
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>>35984092
>implying I'll ever procreate
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>>35984227
that's not the proper pronounciation of that name